We Are a GREEDY Bunch, Ain't We Just?

I watched President Obama's press conference earlier today, and it got me to do some soul searching.

What sort of Greedy Bastards are we, anyway?

Those rich guys? You want to take away their PRIVATE JETS just so you can have your FOOD INSPECTED for SAFETY???

You want to take away TAX SUBSIDIES from BIG OIL just so you can keep your precious NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE???

You want to PUNISH COMPANIES that SEND AMERICAN JOBS OVERSEAS just so you can continue your precious MEDICAL RESEARCH?

You want to take THEIR money so you can have YOUR safety, YOUR health, YOUR child's education?

SOCIALISM! PURE AND SIMPLE!

Using No Government Funds Whatsoever, I've produced this little film to remind you just what a bunch of selfish, greedy bastards you are.

There. I hope you feel bad now, you greedy, greedy bastards!

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Article Author: Bill Schmalfeldt

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