Will The Naked Girls Please Yield The Senate Floor?
We're reaching a critical point in our levels of productivity. Blame e-mail, YouTube, and Twitter all you like. But not even our politicians are immune from the occasional glimpse of that which should not be seen on the floor of the state Senate.
And that's what Mike Bennett will learn from now on, after he was caught on camera catching a glimpse of four nekkid women. He promptly closed the browser and then began to feign attention during a debate about an abortion bill.
Then he got bored again and watched a video of a dog.
Bennett explained himself, noting that because of all the women that were sitting around him, there's no way he'd try and knowingly watch porn. See, it was an accident.
And I think we've all been there. But that's why "not safe for work" is underused. Net neutrality? Pssh. NSFW should be federally mandated. Work on THAT bill, Florida state Senate.