Feature: Observations of a Brain Damaged Troll

Yep! I've Upset the Pauliana's All Right! - Page 2

Author: Bill Schmalfeldt
Published: May 17, 2011 at 4:21 pm
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He sounds like he's upset that our President had the nerve to go after the killer of nearly 3,000 innocent Americans.  And he is more than happy to pay inflated health insurance costs because of the people who DON'T have health care who have to use the ER when they're sick and HE has to PAY for their care.  But the world is full of dumbasses, I guess.

Another genius makes fun of my name.

People have been having sport with my name since Kindergarten, son.  Try a little harder next time.

Here's a "twofer."

I'm always happy to have an "intellectual debate."  But the argument, first of all, has to be "intellectual."  Corporations are taking short cuts NOW that risk our lives every day, and that's WITH regulations.  Imagine a world under Ron Paul where the federal government no longer tests milk or produce or meat products, where polluters go unregulated and unpunished.  That's the kind of world these "intellectuals" want to live in.  There already ARE countries like that.  Somalia comes to mind!

Speaking of "intellectuals."

"Pretend time" is fun, "Doctor."  But the only record I can find online of anyone with your name is a "Pauliana" writing his nonsense on far right wing blogs.  Therefore, I'll accept your claim of a 145 IQ, but you misplaced a decimal point, I think.  14.5, perhaps.

This one wrote three separate responses.

See, I have to leave his country because I think Ron Paul is a regressive asshole who would ruin the greatest nation ever founded on the face of this weary planet.  He'd probably call himself a "Christian" too, with his love of the elderly and the sick.  I wish I could write my book again, so I could dedicate it to him.  The premise of the book is, it's easier to change the Bible than it is to change the heart of a hypocrite.

This is a good one.

He don't need none of that eddykayshun stuff!  And speaking of "karme"...

This one is from today's earlier piece, "Awwww. I Made the Paulianas MAD!"

 

Well, NO, Tom.  See, I have my own column here on Technorati.  I also have three blogs to my name.  One for my literary aspirations, one for my satire, and one in which I discuss my 11-year fight against, and fight to raise money for Parkinson's disease research.  A "troll" is someone like you, Tom, who writes foul, hateful filth in the comments section of blogs like this.  Four years ago, I took part in a clinical trial and had experimental brain surgery to help scientists (that Ron Paul would defund) find new and better treatments for this crippling neurological disorder.  But let not your heart be heavy, Tom.  As sure as the clock ticks off the seconds, my Parkinson's WILL get worse.  I can only imagine how different things would be if religiofascist idiots hadn't convinced President Bush to defund embryonic stem cell research.  I might have had a chance for a cure.  But no, my Parkinson's WILL get worse, Tom.  It has already robbed me of my ability to work, to drive, to walk without fear of falling, to make love to my wife, to take a drink without risk of choking to death.  It will gradually rob me of my ability to walk altogether.  Then I will suffer from Parkinson's dementia and be unable to write any more.  Then I will likely die from pneumonia or as the result of injuries sustained in a fall.  But hey, at least those little "snowflake babies" got thawed and scraped out of the petrie dish and burned as medical waste like God intended, right Tom!  Because very, very, very FEW of the unclaimed blastocysts ever get implanted into a woman.  They are thrown away.  Like garbage, Tom.  But don't let that worry you.  I will get worse and worse, and then I will die.  Hopefully not for awhile yet.  And during whatever time God grants me, I will continue to attempt to "right the wrongs of the right wing by writing" and doing everything within my limited power as a single individual to keep people like Ron Paul from becoming President and keep people like YOU from ever having a serious say in how people are treated.

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There are a lot of people who don't care all that much for this writer. He pokes fun at everything... especially right-wing meatheads who want to run the government to enrich themselves at the expense of others. …

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