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  1. Nov 27, 2011

    Who will stand with the non-Militia members of Beaver Run Subdivision?
    Militia members terrorize local residents. Movie plot? Nope. Real life.
  2. Oct 21, 2011

    Auf Wiedersehen, Au Revoir, Pip Pip, Cheerio and Toodles!
    Later, gator!
  3. Oct 20, 2011

    Dead Terrorists Criticize Obama's Foreign Policy
    Bye Bye, Asshole!
  4. Oct 19, 2011

    Teabagger Queen Calls for Small Businesses to Stop Hiring
    Stop hiring people. THAT will show that Commie Obama! WE'LL KILL CAPITALISM!
  5. Oct 18, 2011

    Wicked, Nassssty Liberalses! Golub Will Show YOU!
    I'm sure that in this great, big wonderful world there is a conservative who understands satire and knows how to be funny and get his point across at the same time. We just haven't found one yet.
  6. Oct 17, 2011

    Ties Between Herman Cain and the Koch Brothers? Beware! "Koch-Cain!"
    Political Outsider Herman Cain? Long-time association with the Koch Brothers? What? What? What?
  7. Oct 14, 2011

    The GOP-Controlled House Ensures Job Creation by Killing Women
    Thank God the GOP-Controlled House of Representatives isn't wasting important time.
  8. Oct 13, 2011

    Christie's Lament (featuring DJ Mikey Steele)
    I wonder where I keep getting these music videos.
  9. Oct 12, 2011

    Herman Cain Campaign Releases New Theme Song
    Wow! He HAS to win NOW!
  10. Oct 12, 2011

    Herman Cain's 9-9-9 Does NOT Add Up to Savings!
    It's not hard. So why don't journalists crunch the numbers?
  11. Oct 12, 2011

    "Bocephus" (Sung to the Tune of Kaw-Liga)
    The disembodied spirit of Hank Williams arises from the grave to tell "Junior" what a TOOL he's become.
  12. Oct 11, 2011

    Hank Williams, Jr., "Keep the Shame"
    Oh, goodie. The drunk, racist dumbass recorded a new song.
  13. Oct 11, 2011

    For What It's Worth
    Something's happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear.
  14. Oct 10, 2011

    So Many MITTS!!!
    So Many Mitts! Which One is For Me?
  15. Oct 09, 2011

    The REAL History of Blacks, Republicans and Democrats — in BIZARRO WORLD!
    The next time a Republican lies to you about being the party of tolerance and anti-racism, here are some facts you can use to refute that nonsense.
  16. Oct 07, 2011

    How Many Sides of Your Mouth Can YOU Talk Out Of?
    It's wrong to blame a former president for current problems. Unless you're blaming a FORMER president for CURRENT problems.
  17. Oct 06, 2011

    Dark Musings from a Diseased Brain
    Dark thoughts as evening lowers.
  18. Oct 06, 2011

    Mitt! The Musical!
    Who is this horrible man with the horrible voice and why is he singing this horrible song about horrible Mitt Romney?
  19. Oct 06, 2011

    Sarah, It's Like We Hardly Knew Ye!
    How much money did YOU give her, dumbass?
  20. Oct 05, 2011

    I Would Make a WONDERFUL GOP Candidate!
    I'm Lincoln Washington McReagan. And MY only special interest is THE PRESIDENCY!