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  1. Sep 18, 2011

    Obama to Ask Millionaires, Billionaires to Pay Same Tax Rate as Their Secretaries
    There is an air of discontent at the Gottrocks Cigar and Tiger Hunting Club.
  2. Sep 16, 2011

    Here's What You Get With a Tea Party Victory!
    It's a BRAVE NEW WORLD for the TEA PARTY!
  3. Sep 14, 2011

    Why Are Americans So F*cking STUPID?
    Duh!
  4. Sep 13, 2011

    GOP Promises Live Execution at Next Debate
    You thought the crowd was motivated at the last debate? Wait until Michele Bachmann jump ropes with intestines!
  5. Sep 12, 2011

    Don't Act So Surprised. You Knew This Was the Plan All Along!
    Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, ya know!
  6. Sep 11, 2011

    Because I'm a Patriot!
    It's EASY to be a PATRIOT! Just get a bumper sticker and a yellow ribbon magnet for the back of your SUV. And vote Republican!
  7. Sep 10, 2011

    The Tragedy of 9/11/01 — in Perspective
    Let's tally up the dead and wonder why only SOME are memorialized.
  8. Sep 10, 2011

    Scary Terror Anniversary Brings Scary New Terror Threat to Scare You
    Run! Scream! Hide!
  9. Sep 08, 2011

    Michele Bachman Pokes her Rebuttal in Obama's Face — Advance Copy
    Just look at the camera with the red light on it, Ms. Bachmann. Ready? In three... two... one...
  10. Sep 08, 2011

    In Support of Confederate License Plates, PROVIDING...
    Let the rednecks have their license plates... providing we can have some "Sons of German WWII Veterans" plates as well!
  11. Sep 08, 2011

    Last Night's GOP Debate, Summarized for the Working Person
    The hall was choked with smoke from all the burning pants.
  12. Sep 07, 2011

    10 Questions That Won't Be Asked at the GOP Debate Tonight
    What tonight's debate would be like if we had a REAL media.
  13. Sep 07, 2011

    Fun Drinking Games for Tonight's Debate
    You're gonna be SO DRUNK!!!
  14. Sep 06, 2011

    I'm Shocked — SHOCKED, I Tell You — at the Teabagger Hoffa Hypocrisy
    Shocking is what it is! Just SHOCKING!
  15. Sep 05, 2011

    You Can't Shame the Shameless
    Don't waste the bandwidth or your energy. Put that energy toward electing progressives.
  16. Sep 04, 2011

    The Hypocrite Hall of Shame
    Time to look at some cold, hard facts and decide once and for all who is looking out for YOU, and who is looking out for the wealthy industrialists and Wall Street bankers.
  17. Sep 03, 2011

    That Horrible, Bad, No Good, Rotten Barack Obama, and Why We Should BUST OUR HUMPS to Get Him Reelected!
    This is a long one, kids. Sit down and read. It's good for you.
  18. Sep 03, 2011

    Registering the Wealthy to Vote is Un-American
    How un-American, allowing those POOR people to vote. Won't they just stink up the voting booths with their POVERTY?
  19. Sep 01, 2011

    When is the President Going to Show Some Backbone?
    Were your shoes shiny enough this morning, Mr. Boehner?
  20. Aug 31, 2011

    Stupid, Sexist T-Shirt Pulled from Shelves. So Here's a New One!
    Stupid is as stupid does.