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  1. Jun 09, 2011

    A Film for Anthony Weiner: "It Gets Better!"
    It's NOT the end of the world, Anthony!
  2. Jun 08, 2011

    A Faux News EXCLUSIVE: Human Male Aroused by Sex Photos
    They Report, We Decide.
  3. Jun 08, 2011

    The Media is Just Doing Its Job
    Unfortunately, its job has nothing to do with informing the public.
  4. Jun 07, 2011

    How Very, Very Christian of You!
    Baaaa?
  5. Jun 07, 2011

    Schmalfeldt's Inferno
    I shoulda listened to Dante.
  6. Jun 06, 2011

    Our National Hour of Shame. I Mean Andrew Breitbart and the National Press
    Our Great National Shame... the media.
  7. Jun 06, 2011

    How Does One GET "The Calling"?
    He told Noah to build an Ark and Michele to run for President.
  8. Jun 06, 2011

    Sarah Supporters - STAND TALL!!!
    She's UNDEFEATED! YAY! So keep sending all your money to her because she has PLANS for it. And plans for YOU, TOO!
  9. Jun 04, 2011

    Here's Sarah Palin's Rebuttal to her History Critics
    A Mama Grizzly Scolds her Cubs!
  10. Jun 03, 2011

    The Midnight Ride of Sarah Palin
    Sarah Palin rewrites history, AND Longfellow's poem!
  11. Jun 03, 2011

    Edwards Indictment Will Push Weiner's Wiener Off the Front Page
    Move over Weiner. Here comes an even BIGGER dick for the News Porn industry to maul!
  12. Jun 02, 2011

    NO CRAWFISH??? Time for Some Hot Flaming Property Damage!
    NO CRAWFISH? BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA!
  13. Jun 02, 2011

    It's Time to Play "FIND THE SMARMY HEADLINE!"
    The LAUGHTER! The funny, funny LAUGHTER!
  14. Jun 01, 2011

    Another Whodunnit Solved... How Weiner's Weiner Wagged into Twitter World
    Is that my... my.... my... OH MY GOD!!!
  15. Jun 01, 2011

    Let's Play "Journalist!"
    Is that a banana in your undies, or are you just outraged by the smear campaign?
  16. May 31, 2011

    I Think I Understand Breitbart Now
    Ever have a kid in your school who seemed to ENJOY getting his ass beat? I think Andrew Breitbart was such a child.
  17. May 30, 2011

    Why Won't Media Cover MY Untruthful Internet Smear?
    Hey! Howcum MY lie isn't getting the same kind of press as Breitbart's most recent lie?
  18. May 27, 2011

    Sarah Palin's "The Undefeated" (A Sneak Peek)
    The things I had to do...
  19. May 26, 2011

    Naughty Ed! No Say Bad Word! BAD Ed!
    We'll even let YOU pick the WORDS!!!
  20. May 25, 2011

    Dems Win in NY-26, Cantor Reacts by Murdering an Old Woman
    Lay that pistol down, Eric. Lay that pistol down!