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Um...There's A Centerpiece On Your Head
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Um...There's A Centerpiece On Your Head I think My Little Pony Parker decided to pay homage to Mimi and Nick Cannon's wedding by wearing one of their centerpieces on her head to the "Sex and the City" premiere in London today. Kim Cattrall is totally flashing a cunty smile, because she's glad Pony showed up with fake green roses and butterflies on her head. Kim looks like a goddamn goddess compared to Pony. Well, if Pony gets a little hungry, she can snack on one of the weeds in her hat. Wireimage, Wenn
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Afternoon time wasters
http://theblemish.com/2008/05/afternoon-time-wasters-85/Drunken Stepfather: Christina Ricci likes chocolate milk Bossip: Whos hotter: Tatyana Ali or Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Bastardly: Taylor Swift does Candies CoEd: 900 students buried in China earthquake Celebitchy: George Clooney rips on Paris Hilton
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Sex and the whaaaaa? I don’t know what confuses me about...
http://blog.maneaterthreads.com/post/34577914Sex and the whaaaaa? I don’t know what confuses me about the Sex and the City London premiere more more: the topiary on SJP’s head or Kim Cattrall looking somehow vaguely school marm-ish (even with the red dress). Photo credit: Dlisted
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Butch and the Bitch
http://copingmechanisms.wordpress.com/2008/05/19/butch-and-t...Butch. MC called me that. And she isn’t the first one. Some friends say that for all my shrill, I still got a pretty lock down on being “a guy.” It’s not because I like women. It’s just that sometimes my aesthetics and preferences veer toward the masculine. Like I do not find Will and Grace funny. When I get the chance, I enjoy watching Ultimate Fighting Challenge. —||||— I don’t watch Gossip Girl much to the surprise of people. —||||— Christiane Amanpour is my ideal woman. —||||— I don’t like cocktails. I freaking adore Red Horse. Any drink with cutesy name and neon color is shit for me. Bring me the bucket of red horse and watch me guzzle and burp. —||||— I may be the only homosexual who is not looking forward for Sex and the City….because that TV series bores me. I watched the entire run of The Sopranos. I enjoy listening to Italian gangsters talking smack rather than the pathetic meanderings of single woman who cannot make up her fucking mind. When my friends were assigning themselves particular Sex and The City characters, guessed who was Miranda Hobbes? Yes. Me. She’s the only character I like. One out of four is not good enough for me to watch this parade of frivolity and beauty tips. Fans of the show will say that these are modern empowered women. “Empowered?!” Aren’t most of these stories of women who constantly hide their fear of being alone? I’m sorry but I think the show has more shoes than brain cells. —||||— My sister forced me to join her as she trooped about in Rustan’s for a good find. I was bored in 47.3 seconds. —||||— Ian of Sebastian’s Ice Cream fame asked me for some ideas of ice cream flavors to coincide with the Sex and the City movie. I am not a fan of the movie nor the series so I wasn’t quite helpful. I told him to name Sarah Jessica Parker flavor “The Pony-faced Express.” Hey one of my most favorite websites call her “My Little Pony Parker.” —||||— Then there’s Jennifer Hudson in the movie for the token fat black girl character. Ugh. I think history will say that she is going to be one of Oscar’s greatest mistakes. Like Rocky winning over Taxi Driver. Hudson did not sing in Dream Girls. She bellowed. —||||— Oh, I read a comment about Sex and The City made by some lady: you must think women are the biggest idiots of the planet to follow everything they see on TV. The job of the writers of Sex and the City is to tell a story. Not preach morality and give women prescriptive theories on how they should live their lives. I know what she means. Ever since that show became popular, I see all these women striving to be Carrie with their pointless columns in newspapers and anemic blogs. But I like this one comment the best: She (Carrie Bradshaw) wore short skirts all the time–she’s so empowered! Yeah except the whole show revolves around her being a doormat to some rich guy and the series ends with her getting together with him. The message for women? Just hang around long enough and that man who really doesn’t love you will change his mind. So true! wahahahahahahahhahaha. This is why I love The Sopranos. Their message is quite clear: Guns don’t kill people, people mired in a macho-laden secret society propagated for generations with colorful language kill people who owe them money, betray them and simply think they don’t deserve to exist. None of those grating thoughts on singlehood and dating. —||||—- Batman: The Dark Knight! Please please please please please please when will you show up?!?! Please please please!!! —||||— Do you get aroused by this?: —|||— If that’s sexy then I’d rather be a Golden Girl…. Bitch knows what is fierce…… —||||— I’d still buy Ian’s Sex and the City flavors because I know they will be great. God, I’m having a craving for some ice cream now….. —||||— Recently, I bought two pints of Sebastian’s Ice Cream: White Chocolate Macademia and the one with the Malteasers. Thank goodness the branches are so far from me, I’d get addicted. Ian brought me a sample for his take on the very traditional Double Dutch. Bitch, you know I’m a convert. —||||— A friend asked me if I’m getting a car because of my driving lessons. I joked “I might.” He asked “What kind of car? What engine?” I said, “I want something orange.” —||||— Some people said I look butch driving. That’s because you have to scare the other drivers in Metro Manila. —||||— Driving lessons are ok. I still suck at parking. My “hanging” skills need massive improvement. But I got the “glare” perfectly. One SUV wanted to cut me in an intersection, I floored it, he stopped, I passed and slowed down and glared at the motherfucker’s face. The driving instructor laughed nervously. —||||— I will only go to malls with valet parking. —||||— I think I will die in a road-related accident in Manila. —||||— My sister, Rovi and I hailed a cab. One woman wanted to steal it and I yelled, “I will cut a bitch if our taxi is stolen!!!” The woman froze. You wouldn’t want to go up against a bitch who is also a butch.
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A Skank Whore In London
http://currantbuzz.com/2008/05/15/a-skank-whore-in-london/Wonky McValtrex is in London hawking her whore liquid in a bottle aka Can-Can aka Ca-Ca. Somebody needs to tell this slag that nothing can cover up her wonky skankness. Not even that giant wedding poo sitting on her head. It looks like the prototype for My Little Pony Parker’s fugly ass centerpiece. Katie Price recently said that she plans to move her family to Los Angeles. I think it’s only fair that we trade Wonky for Katie. London needs to keep Wonky! She’s your problem now. Approach her only if you’re wearing a full body condom. Bookmark It Hide Sites
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Sex in London, Playmate Crowned, More Juice Please…
http://www.derober.com/2008/05/12/sex-in-london-playmate-cro...~ Roll mouse over photo to Derobe ~ Sarah Jessica Parker shows off her plumage at the Sex in the City London premiere (DListed) Playboy’s Playmate of the year crowned and she aint ugly (Asylum) Winehouse is holding the ship together with duct tape (BedHead) The Jolie family. Yeah, they’re pretty cute (Stab) Suge Knight got knocked the fudge out at a club (Pink)
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Red Hot JoJo Prom
http://blog.muchmusic.com/archives/2008/05/red_hot_jojo_pr.p...* JoJo goes to prom! Oh, if only I were cool and popular like her... :( * Sarah Jessica Parker wore the most ill-conceived headpiece to the Sex And The City premiere in London today. Suddenly I'm craving pineapple... * Heidi Klum just gave Victoria Beckham a year's supply of cupcakes for her birthday. The delicious treats will get delivered every Friday for 12 months. [Cut to: Posh's trash, stuffed with a year's supply of cupcakes]. * TMZ matched up celebrities with their Muppet counterparts. * The Hills' Lauren Conrad comforts a sobbing Lindsay Lohan. * And speaking of that MTV "Reality" TV show, RollingStone.com has The 15 Greatest Music Moments on The Hills.
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Menos, Sarah Jessica
http://blogsaladadefrutas.com.br/?p=92Menos, Sarah Jessica Quem me conhece sabe o quanto sou fã de Sex and the City. Tenho todas as temporadas da série em DVD, os quais assisti n vezes, sozinho, com amigos, pra rir, pra chorar, tomando vinho ou matando o tempo… enfim, aquela coisa chata de fã de seriado. Portanto, estou louco-tarado-arranhando-a-parede para assistir à versão para o cinema da minha série preferida, que só estréia no Brasil dia 6 de junho. Pelo que já li na net, o filme é bacana e tem agrado à boa parte da crítica dos Estados Unidos, onde estréia dia 30 de maio. Eu amo as quatro atrizes e suas personagens, mas não dá para deixar passar em branco essa premiére em Londres. Kristin Davis (Charlotte, a romântica), sempre muito simplezinha, apostou em uma visual madrinha de casamento no sítio. E ainda roubou o enfeite da mesa do casório e deu pra colega, Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie, a glamourosa), que achou tão bonito que tacou na cabeça - uma pena, pois o vestido era tão bonito. Cynthia Nixon (Miranda, a sapata durona) aproveitou que a namorada bobeou e decidiu mostrar o peito-ovo-estalado por aí. Salvou-se Kim Cattrall (Samantha, a devoradora), elegante, chique e, essa sim, sexy da cabeça aos pés (dá um look no sapato da lady). Sorry, meninas. Num gostei. Via Dlisted
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Afternoon time wasters
http://www.ennvy.com/afternoon-time-wasters-13/Afternoon time wasters Drunken Stepfather: Christina Ricci likes chocolate milk Bossip: Who’s hotter: Tatyana Ali or Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Bastardly: Taylor Swift does Candie’s CoEd: 900 students buried in China earthquake Celebitchy: George Clooney rips on Paris Hilton Asylum: The perfect lawyer for the perfect gay divorce ASL: Kiefer Sutherland arrested, kind of, not in real life Dlisted: What animal is that on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head? FHM: The best summer road trips CS: Jenna Bush had a wedding SOW: Ben Affleck regrets Jenny from the block College Humor: The Die Hard music video Related posts Reader e-mail and time wasters (0) Morning time wasters (0) Fake fight on Shot at Love and time wasters (1) Morning time wasters (0) Afternoon time wasters (0) May 12, 2008 | News, celebrity, other-news | No Comments »
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Afternoon time wasters
http://music.nuovoportale.com/afternoon-time-wasters-10/Drunken Stepfather: Christina Ricci likes chocolate milk Bossip: Who’s hotter: Tatyana Ali or Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Bastardly: Taylor Swift does Candie’s CoEd: 900 students buried in China earthquake Celebitchy: George Clooney rips on Paris Hilton Asylum: The perfect lawyer for the perfect gay divorce ASL: Kiefer Sutherland arrested, kind of, not in real life Dlisted: What animal is that on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head? FHM: The best summer road trips CS: Jenna Bush had a wedding SOW: Ben Affleck regrets Jenny from the block College Humor: The Die Hard music video Related posts Reader e-mail and time wasters (0) Morning time wasters (0) Fake fight on Shot at Love and time wasters (1) Morning time wasters (0) Afternoon time wasters (0) Related posts No related posts.
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