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    2008 NBA Top 10 Most Annoying Draft

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    This was the first annual NBA Top 10 Annoying Draft. This years draft did not disappoint. There were some surprises and some blockbuster trades. The Detroit Pistons look over Flips slightly annoying mask and draft Rasheed Wallace for the number 10 annoying pick. Rasheed talks to more refs than David Stern. I have no idea what he thinks he is accomplishing. The NBA’s Refs can not be swayed. With the 9th pick the Memphis Grizzlies pick Kwame Brown. Memphis is picking him because everyone else has been picking on him. Besides not signing a prenuptial agreement, Kwame was Michael Jordan’s biggest mistake. With the 8th Pick the Sacramento Kings pick a Tru Warrier in Ron Artest. They are extremely excited they got his annoying talents before his record label took off. The Celtics are the champions again. That means they will now become annoying. It is a trait that has followed almost every team that has won a championship. With the 7th pick the Celtics select Brian Scalabrine. He was kinf od annoying before the NBA playoffs, but his press conference after the championship  was an excellent display of his annoying capabilities. Pat Riley’s annoying Hair had the Heat fans shaking their heads when he selected Ricky Davis for the 6th pick. They did not murmur long. They reminded themselves of all of Rickey’s whining, complaining, and selfish behavior. They remembered that the team that did so badly this year was put together by Mr. Riley. He obviously knows a thing or two about being annoying. For the 5th pick, The Suns trade the Matrix for a fat Shaq and a rap Shaq. This guy is so huge and out of shape that he is not getting paid by Icy Hot. He just does the commercials for the samples. Fat Shaq and Rap Shaq are very annoying. The Bulls smoke Joakim Noah for the number 4th pick. Breaking news for the 3rd pick. The San Antonio Spurs earned extra draft picks in honor of Gregg Popovich winning the most annoying smug grin award. He beat out Phil Jackson by a hair. With the Extra Draft Picks the number 3 pick is a trio of players and a bald spot. Bruce Bowen is picked up for reasons that are known to all especially Chris Paul, Wally, etc… Tim Duncan will continue to bring lifelessness to a team that thrives on lifelessness. Lastly they pick up Manu Ginobili who is quite annoying and floptastic. He is accompanied by his annoying bald spot. Now that team is really annoying. <— Right there! The Lakers Mike Kupchak wisely drafts Kobe Bryant instead of trading down and drafting Shaq. Shaq will be annoying for maybe one more year. Mr. Kupchak is thinking about the Lakers annoying future. Kobe has such a bright future in front of him. He will be annoying people for years to come. ESPN picked up the number one pick from the CNBC Olbermann deal. They traded off one of the most talented sports broadcasters ever and they received and deserved the annoying Draft Lottery pick. With the number one pick in the 2008 NBA Most Annoying Draft the world sports leader picks Stephen A. Smith! Stephen A. Smith is quite frankly the most annoying pick that ESPN could have made. Stephen A. is a rare form of annoying. He annoys with his comments, voice, gestures, attitude, overall cockiness, and being. Not many people annoy you with their being. Not many people annoy you with the sheer knowledge of their existence. Congratulations ESPN.