Michele Bachman Pokes her Rebuttal in Obama's Face — Advance Copy
BREAKING NEWS — Although there will be no official REPUBLICAN PARTY response to President Obama's Jobs Speech tonight, GOP Hopeful Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) has decided to take it upon herself to offer a rebuttal. Don't ask me how, what I had to do and how long I had to gargle afterwards, but I was able to obtain this official advance copy. Read. And be afraid!
Hello, I'm Michele Bachmann. For those of you watching on the tee vee, which is what I am on at present if I look familiar, it's because I'm going to be your next President. God said so. If you're watching on the radio, stop it and keep your eyes on the road because watching the radio is just plain silly.
I'm here tonight to offer the official Republican response to President (sneers the word) Obaaaahmaaaah's socialist solutions to the problems that face real Americans like you. And you. And yes, even you.
But first, I'd like to acknowledge the birthday of that great American filmmaker Leni Reeferstool who almost single-handedly ended fascism by exposing the evil of the Hitler administration in her movie "Triumph of George Will." She was a legend in her own time and if not for her, Hitler would have been able to kill a lot of the Jews that he eventually shipped to the new nation of Israel in 1958. Which is why we must always support our Israeli allies, unlike "you know who" in the Oval Office who SAYS he's not a Mooslim although you can believe THAT as far as you can throw me.
So, what is WRONG with President Obooboo? Actually, Marcus likes it when I call him that. It makes him giggle like a little girl and I think that's just SO cute when he does that. Does he truly believe that Big Government is the solution to EVERY problem? Did Lenny Roofensteel need Big Government to bring down Hitler on her birthday? Did they need Big Government when they built the Interstate Highway System, which is rightfully called the Eisenhower Interstate Highway System in honor of that great American General from the Revolutionary War, White Eisenhower? Did they NEED Big Government to put MAN on the MOON? NO! All they needed was a big rocket and three big men who were big enough and brave enough to fight the Moon monsters they almost certainly encountered.Continued on the next page