Tucker Carlson's "The Daily Caller" Launches, Features Huge Tool - Page 2
And that "Rachel Maddow is a man" part? I don't know about you, but I don't know many things that are quite as hilarious and fresh as calling a lesbian you don't like mannish. Because that shit is brilliant!
Then there are his answers to readers' questions, like this bit about Tiger Woods:
The most striking detail of the Tiger Woods saga is the white supremacism that lies at the heart of it. At last count, he had something in the neighborhood of 178 mistresses, yet good luck finding any mistresses-of-color. Now I’m not calling Woods a racist. The heart wants what it wants. And I know he says he’s “Cablinasian,” which means that he’s part Asian, part black, part Indian, part Klansman.
Hey Labash: making lame sexist or racist comments while you pretend that you're just joshing isn't funny or edgy, it's douchey. And only douchey, because your humor is so weak, your prose so poor, that it doesn't even rise to the level of offensive.
If hiring this guy is any indication of the sorts of decisions that will be made by the editorial staff at The Daily Caller, it's a bad sign. Unless you're looking for columns written by people who hope to be included in next year's Douche of the Decade voting.