funny stories

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• Homeless Girl

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  I found a young homeless girl hidden out by the bins last night. She was dirty and didnt smell too good but underneath the grime I could see she was pretty and had a good body. I brought her inside and gave her a bath. As I was towelling off her naked body I became aroused and one thing led to another. Before ...
  20 hours ago

• In an accountantss office..........

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, Ill need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "Im a whore." The accountant balks ...
  21 hours ago

• another tiger tale

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly, can leave early today." ...
  3 days ago

• Nursing Stories

  
  Nurse In Australia — Authority: 109
  credit: Katie Tegtmeyer Nurse In Australia is pleased to announce the new Nursing Stories pages! If you have something to share, we’d love to hear from you! Pages will be updated regularly, so check back soon for new additions. Categories: General Stories    |    Funny Stories    |    ...
  4 days ago

• Free Day

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  [IMG: http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/pattayarag/eR4qLDU6byWryexquF7aDK3B2cDfWcUFdaBwGkhUll3ku9WaPdpkyK2dQ1C2/freeday.jpg]
  5 days ago

• Ant & Andy

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Mattea has all of his men accounted for except Ant and Andy. After a few minutes search, the chief looks down an alley, and theres Ant, leaning over a trash can. His pants are down to his ankles, and Andy is banging away from behind. Chief Mattea says, ...
  5 days ago

• I’d Like What You’re Smoking, Please

  
  Using My Powers For Good — Authority: 119
  Dear Anyone Who Wants To Hire Me As A Spanish Tutor, If you call me at 8:00 PM on Saturday night to ask me to tutor your child, and then mention that their exam is on Wednesday, and that they’ve been having a really hard time all semester, and that they “had a bad teacher” last year, and so are basically asking ...
  6 days ago

• The Cover of Darkness

  
  American Goulash — Authority: 112
  The shame officially began today: I created the cover for my mother’s “Sexy Men” Calendar. When I was spending tens of thousands of dollars on art school, I never expected that I would be photoshopping chest hair onto plastic cake topper dolls at 4 a.m.  for my mother’s amusement. My 2-D Design teacher ...
  6 days ago

• Obama Bows to Norwegian Monarchy

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  They are all upset that BO cant do more!:rofl:
  6 days ago

• I’m having 12 months off

  
  Renegade Conservatory Guy — Authority: 125
  As you may have noticed, I’ve been a bit fed up recently in the run up to Christmas. I think people may have thought I was just joking. Well, I was being serious. In fact, I was so serious that I decided to apply for a position as a research officer at the University of Leeds. Well, I got the job and it’s a 12 ...
  1 week ago

• Quotable Quotes

  
  Spesamor Acadamy — Authority: 117
  Nate says, as he picks up a KFC circular and settles down on the couch, "Ah! Nothing like reading your mail and eating a candy cane." Kaytie replies, "Now THATS something you dont hear every day!"
  1 week ago

• whats the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  three "hos" was enough for Santa Claus
  1 week ago

• New Nike Ad...

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  [IMG: http://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/13657/nike_new_ad.jpg]
  1 week ago

• Shipwrecked

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday.He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is; until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is ...
  1 week ago

• A Kiwi and a Gorilla

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  New Zealand Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination,the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The Gorilla was on heat.. To make matters worse, there were no male ...
  1 week ago

• Tiger Woods Sex Tape

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDYSEMbIXcI
  1 week ago

• Zachary disease

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  A woman was very despondent over not having had sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex therapist named Dr. ...
  1 week ago

• More Christmas madness

  
  Renegade Conservatory Guy — Authority: 125
  I don’t want to keep harping on about Christmas, but I just can’t help it. The guys from David Gibson Conservatories in Northern Ireland have just sent me this picture: Apparently, the Christmas tree has to stay in place while the guys build a conservatory base around it!
  1 week ago

• Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey" [Leftovers]

  
  Jezebel — Authority: 803
  • Headline of the day : "Tenn. Man Says Neighbors Cows Licked $100 In Damage To His House; Homes Tastiness A Mystery ." Also, according to the article, his insurance wont cover the damage because it was an "act of cow." • • The Transportation Security Administration has announced that snow globes will not ...
  1 week ago

• Now that’s what I call a guarantee

  
  Renegade Conservatory Guy — Authority: 125
  In theory, this is a great marketing strategy: If they could just look at their recruitment policy I think they may be on to a winner.
  1 week ago

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