24 posts tagged Bad_Joke

A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day. A gang of snails approach him and beat him up. He is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police station. Herman walks into the Sergeant's office.

There was this one time that I have been telling a friend of a certain person who seemed pretty good at talking, that he often left many people convinced with his antics even if he didn’t really make sense at all. And so, my friend exclaims to me, “just because someone has a sharp tongue, doesn’t mean he has a keen mind.” Then, it hit me.

Mothers Day Happy Mothers Day to you! Here's my favourite Mothers Day joke: Why is Fathers Day not celebrated in Switzerland? Because in Switzerland, every day is Fathers Day! Boom boom! Posted by Ms Mac

The composer Delius also wrote many books on cooking. Not strictly true actually; that’ll be a Delius myth.

“Well-written, clear, and informed, they have a breezy wit about them. I find them hard to stop reading.”New York Times “Witty, illuminating, and blessedly concise.”Wall Street Journal Schopenhauer, the “philosopher of pessimism,” makes it very plain that he regards the world and our life in it as a bad joke.

Just a quick one to start you all off, been a while since I did a bad joke Friday and I am on my lunch so figured I would post one. This Friday the topic is Robots and here’s one to start you off. Q: Did you here about the robot that transformed into a bar? Have fun folks…

Who said that? Sunday 13 April 2008, 6:05 pm Bron Categories: Larfs Tags: BadJoke, schizophrenia A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, “He’s behind you!” Share This

I've had a problem with The Born Loser since there was a strip where the protagonists' boss, Rancid Veeblefester (!) made a horrible sexist comment. I wish I could remember the date of the strip to showcase it because it made me realize that The Born Loser is one of the worst strips currently in production.

Bad Joke January 18th, 2008 Here is Kim Hyung Woo 2p of Korea during a trip to Vietnam (they visited some old hideouts used in the past by the Vietnamese army). Here is the page with some more trip photos: http://www.cyberoro.com/news/news.htm?div_no=15&num=510729 (There used to be

From the Rocky Mountain News: A Greeley businessman apologized Wednesday after a joke about Illinois Sen. Barack Obama fell flat during the National Western Stock Show’s annual Citizen of the West banquet. William R.