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  • Joke - Sick of Blonde Jokes...


    Joy In The RainAuthority Authority: 128
    Sick of Blonde Jokes One day, a blonde who was very tired of being teased and ridiculed for being blonde, and was upset with all the blonde jokes, decided to make an appointment for the the next day with her hairdresser to become a brunette. She went to the appointment and loved her hair! She thanked the ...
    1 week ago
  • The Vibrator


    Funny JokesAuthority Authority: 120
    A blonde enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator.The man says “Choose from our range on the wall.”She says “I’ll take the big red one.”The man replies “That’s a fire extinguisher.”Related posts:VIBRATOR….HELL….CLOCK REPAIR JOB….Related posts: VIBRATOR…. HELL…. CLOCK REPAIR JOB….
    1 week ago
  • A Blonde Joke-Planet Sun


    Baby Boomer Advisor Club|Baby Boomer Health and NewsAuthority Authority: 487
    A Blonde Joke-Planet Sun This redhead, brunette, and blonde were talking about space travel. They started talking about which planet they’d go to if they could travel in space. The redhead said,”I’d go to Mars, because it is red, like my hair.” Then the brunette, not to be outdone, said,”Well I’d go ...
    1 week ago
  • Blonde in a Circle


    Funny JokesAuthority Authority: 120
    A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over. He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle [...]Related posts: Don’t Step Out of the Car ...
    1 week ago
  • Blonde Trail Trackers


    Funny JokesAuthority Authority: 120
    Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.The first blonde said, “I think they’re deer tracks!”The second blonde said, “I think they’re dog tracks!”The third blonde said, “Well, I think they’re cow tracks!”They ...
    1 week ago
  • Steering Wheels for Blondes


    Nether Region of the Earth IIAuthority Authority: 140
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    1 week ago
  • Light bulb jokes


    LiFe disguised in HuMoRAuthority Authority: 136
    Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.Blonde: "We need help. Were three blondes changing a light bulb."Operator: "Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?"Blonde: "Yes."Operator: "The power in the house in on?"Blonde: "Of course."Operator: "And the switch is on?"Blonde: "Yes, ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Rose DesRochers-Blonde Day- Pink Laptops


    Rose DesRochers - World Outside my WindowAuthority Authority: 422
    You re most likely wondering what Rose DesRochers, blonde day and pink laptops could have in common? Keep reading and you’ll find out.I want to know this: Why is there a national blonde day, but not a national brunette day? Anyone know why?Speaking of blondes: If you’re a fan of the movie “Legally Blonde” ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Another Blonde Joke


    Beth's BlogAuthority Authority: 154
    Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they finally stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Another Blonde Joke


    Beth's BlogAuthority Authority: 154
    Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indians head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians; last week they burnt my barn to the ground, ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Blonde jokes-Green golf balls


    Really Funny JokesAuthority Authority: 136
    A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I cant find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are no ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Another Blonde Joke


    Beth's BlogAuthority Authority: 154
    A state trooper was driving along in the country when he noticed a small black coupe swerving all over the lonely back road. He put on his flashers and pulled the car over. Hopping out of his cruiser, he then approached the blonde lady driver. "Maam, is there a reason that youre weaving all over the road?" The ...
    3 weeks ago
  • Best Blonde Jokes


    My VaginaAuthority Authority: 106
    What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? Nothing, they havent met! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the ...
    3 weeks ago
  • Blondes Medical Exam


    Joke MailAuthority Authority: 123
    A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode ...
    3 weeks ago
  • The Blonde and the Car


    Funny Things To Email & ForwardAuthority Authority: 110
    A blonde was upset she could not sell her car after being about 6 months of trying to sell her vehicle privately and not having any luck.Her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car and she said that she had 232,000 miles on her car.  Her friend told her that that [...]
    3 weeks ago
  • Another Blonde Joke


    Beth's BlogAuthority Authority: 154
    A blondes car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them At the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike Cardboard men are in trench ...
    3 weeks ago
  • Blonde jokes-Infection


    Really Funny JokesAuthority Authority: 136
    A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out your infection, you are to have no relations whatsoever! Pausing for a moment, the blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?
    3 weeks ago
  • The Blonde and the Heart Attack


    Funny Things To Email & ForwardAuthority Authority: 110
    A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.‘What’s up?’ she asks.‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the husband.The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but ...
    4 weeks ago

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