5 posts tagged Breaking out The Sailor

Another winter storm? Really? Really. Really? CUZ YOU JUST DID A BUNCH IN A ROW@!O~!#!!#@@@$@~@#@$!@!!#~123744119d/ Dear Winter, Shut up. Asshole. Poppy NO SPECIAL FONT FOR YOU! POPPY posted by Poppy Cede at 6:12 pm

WHICH IS IT?! Same zip code, different meteorology sources: Somone's a crack whore. It's not me. I know what crack looks like, but I've never done the crack. Fucking meteorologists can fucking kiss my ass. And not in the good way. posted by Poppy Cede at 10:00 pm

Quickies Georgie is licking the floor. She does that. I got my hair done. Not quite as dark as last time, but just as fucking sexy. I am absolutely certain my stylist is preggers so while she was standing next to me with her belly in my face I was silently screaming, "hi, baby!!" through her bulky go-go dancer dress.

The lovely and sailorly talented Sybil knows me quite well. She awarded me the F bomb because I SWEAR LIKE AFUCKINGSAILOR. I shall cherish this award always. And I would like to take this opportunity to call out the following fellow fuckchuckers in alphabetical blogger name order: Abs Bdogg Chris Cactus Crys Dawg Kim Miss Ann Geek, you don't get this award.

Smackdown Dear Stupidfuckingass, If you post one more cutesie passive-aggressive note calling me and everyone else a "dip" because you can't handle a fucking dirty microwave I'm gonna come over to your office and kick your prettyfuckingass. Clean up messes that bother you or get over it, ya fucking baby.