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• Step Away From The Baited Croc Trap

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  Northern Territory authorities are furious over an image posted on  Facebook. The photo shows two clowns inside a baited crocodile trap near Darwin, making faces while their mate is standing on top of it. Hello, “baited” croc trap!  Sheez, I would have loved to have seen a photo of their faces if a croc rocked ...
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• Bill Nelson: “I Only Care About Retirees in 3 Florida Counties, Everybody Else Can Eff Off”!

  
  A1A South — Authority: 131
  In a deceitful ploy to take care of his special interest base in specific counties in Florida, Bill threw the rest of the state under the bus in Reid’s Healthcare Plan. Here’s what happened : He requested a “special favor” to only part of Florida – Miami-Date/Palm Beach and Broward Counties. That special ...
  6 hours ago

• To Catch A Thief

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  loooosers! OK, here’s the thing gullible criminals in Thailand, if you received a letter telling you have won a lucky draw, don’t friggin go and collect your prize, it’s a friggin sting operation and you have just been busted. Police Lieutenant General Krisada Pankongchoen was behind the scam which netted 14 ...
  7 hours ago

• Dumbass Robber Of The Year

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  No seriously people, this would have to be the dumbass robber of the year. Picture this, a guy walks into a Southern Fried Chicken branch in Essex branding an airgun, he threatens staff but gets the munchies when he smells the chicken. So in addition to asking for money he also asked the petrified staff  to “Give ...
  8 hours ago

• Russell T. Davis is a big fat thief.

  
  Chasing Sunsets — Authority: 443
  All I’m saying is that he totally ganked one of Steven Moffat’s (admittedly excellent)...
  18 hours ago

• It’s The Season For Ringing 911

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  You know, if you are going to ring 911 to say you have been shot and are heading to hospital, make sure you were friggin shot. Von Nicholas Stevens is alleged to have rung the dispatcher reporting a shooting  but when he didn’t arrive at hospital police rang him back only to find he had ran out of gas. When ...
  1 day ago

• Naked Dude Alert

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  Dean Richard Mark  was the naked guy discovered lying face down and tied to a rock at the Whittell High School in Lake Tahoe.When students asked him whether he needed a hand to get untied, he simple got up, put his clothes back on and left. When questioned by police he said he wanted to see what the buzzards, who ...
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• Christmas Dumbass-bitch Encounter

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 144
  From Morgana: So, I had this lovely encounter yesterday, December 23rd. Let me give you some background: Iwork for a small, independent bookstore. With Amazon (gag) andEvil-Mart and especially their hardcover bestseller price war, smallbookstores have been getting hit very hard.  My store is no different,we ...
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• Pope Is Pushed

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  Oh for goodness sakes people, don’t be knocking down the Pope, he’s friggin 82. Hips people, hips! Pope Benedict XVI was attending Christmas Eve Mass when some crazy lady jumped the barriers, ran up to him then pushed him over. It didn’t take long for Pope Benedict to bounced back up and continue on his way to ...
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• The 911 Dumbass Caller of the Week

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  And the winner is the 53 year old woman from Kerrville, Texas who called 911 over 30 times in the last six months for completely non emergency reasons. Her latest nuisance call was to complain her hubby wouldn’t eat his dinner. That’s a 911 abuse charge right there!
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• Christmas Decoration Bombing Backfires

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  Kaboom! Two Sheboygan men,  Michael Jansen and Robert Rigsby have been charged with possession of explosives after a friend, Jonathan Lerch, nearly blew himself to kingdom come when one of the bombs they made exploded in his hand. Ouch. Lerch was attempting to blow up Christmas decorations with the two men when the ...
  2 days ago

• Brute force & yamaha rhino 12-6-09

  
  Funny Videos - Funny Commercials - Stupid Videos - Crazy Videos — Authority: 150
  Climbing some sand hills on our machines … YAMAHA RHINO Kawasaki KFX 450r 660 brute force 750 running from the police 4×4 mud sand atv quad wheeling ford chevy yamaha kodiak rhino tyerx mule new jersey hill climb stuck diff lock crazy fun shit girls beer dumbass honda polaris utv side by redneck boat plane car ...
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• Christmas Cracker!

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  At least now you know what to get him for Christmas Bear with me people, this story is a tad complicated. Brett Aaron Sanford was arrested after he was found hiding under a mattress in the home he shares with his girlfriend and his mother (just setting the scene). Sanford is accused of a lot of things, firstly ...
  2 days ago

• Dumbass Crime Of The Week

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  OK, here’s the thing Robert Holt, if you are going to friggin firebomb your ex-girlfriend’s house, get the address right for goodness sakes. The fool Molotov cocktailed the wrong house. Awkward. Oh of course he’s been arrested for just about friggin everything.
  3 days ago

• Dumb Bitch of the Day

  
  Life Is A Cookie — Authority: 125
  Springfield, Missouri’s Caitlen Watkins of was driving around the parking lot of her local shopping center and had just found a spot to her liking when another driver swooped in and snagged the spot for himself. Don’t you just hate it when that happens? Yeah … Caitlen does too. But, being the fine, ...
  3 days ago

• Enter The Clowns

  
  EckerNet.Com — Authority: 422
  Wow, no sooner did I resurrect the Red Foreman Dumbass Award, due to extreme jackassery than I get a flood of worthy nominations for that award.  And today brings one from beyond the grave, in reference to Ted Kennedy comes this quote from his second wife …. “Nobody had a better gut sense of what was right” ...
  3 days ago

• Festive Tasering

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 152
  It’s the season to be tasered, falalalala lalakingla. A man was tasered during a Carols by Candlelight in Sydney after he punched a cop in the face. Seems some of the 4,000 plus crowd got a little volatile during the festivities and when the policeman went to break up an “altercation” he got a knuckle sandwich ...
  3 days ago

• Safety and Self Worth: $175.

  
  if you want kin, you must plant kin ... — Authority: 115
  $175.  Cheap at half the price.When I first heard about the teacher in Milwaukee who cut a student’s hair and mocked her in front of her class, I didn’t believe it was real, thought it was maybe something like the balloon boy foolishness.  But no, it seems to be real.The idea that a first grade teacher would ...
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• Almost Not Racist, West Virginia

  
  FIFTH COLUMN — Authority: 117
  I continue to be amazed by the people who proclaim that they won’t shop at the Charleston Town Center , because they’re afraid of getting mugged or shot. Typical, paranoid West Virginia. Just because a minority makes eye contact with you doesn’t mean you’re about to get mugged.
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• Cheating just got easier (to prove)

  
  Life Is A Cookie — Authority: 125
  BEWARE!!! Social media is the worst thing ever created in the history of all histories and you should totally freak your shit over it because — before it kills you 20 kinds of dead — it’ll fuck your spouse, eff your biz and just flat out ruin your life. Yuh huh! Will so!! Bona fide RESEARCH proves it!!! ...
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