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Jokes for Thanksgiving
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one fresh enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Don’t you have fresh turkeys?” The stock boy answered, “But they are all dead. Now how can I make them take a bath?” What did the mama turkey say to her naughty ...9 hours ago -
Sarcastic jokes-A Little Gas
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While walking in the convent a priest passed one of the nuns and noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight, are we Sister Angela?" he asked."No, Father," Sister Angela said, "Its just a little gas."A month or two later, the priest noticed that she had gained yet more weight."Gaining some ...14 hours ago -
Really funny jokes-Inventing qualifications
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Jim needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven. After a successful initial interview at the Encyclopedia of American History, he is called back to meet the sales manager. "You say you ...14 hours ago -
Adult jokes-Never been with a woman
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An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They ...14 hours ago -
Short adult jokes-Porn in my room
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As I booked into a hotel, I said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.""No," she said, "Its regular porn, you sicko freak."1 day ago -
Short funny jokes-Tongue
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A little boy while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue? Father: Very long...!1 day ago -
Clean jokes-The Drinking Fool
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Jones watched in astonishment as the man standing next to him at the bar ordered a dry martini, poured its contents into the sink, then nibbled away at the bowl of the glass. He did not stop till only the stem was left. He placed that carefully before him and ordered another dry martini. This continued until five ...1 day ago -
Children jokes-God made Grandpa
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A grandfather and granddaughter were sitting and talking when the young girl asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?""Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?""Yes, He did," the older man answered.For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be ...1 day ago -
Sardar jokes-Fastest thing in the world
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Four University graduates were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy: Its the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your ...1 day ago -
Sarcastic jokes-Darwin Award Winners:
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1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now, the honorable mentions:2. The chef at a ...3 days ago -
Doctor jokes-Eyesight
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"I went to see my doctor… Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah…I told him once… Doctor…every morning when I get up and look in the mirror..I feel like throwing up; whats wrong with me? He said..I dont know but your eyesight is perfect"3 days ago -
Funny statements-Unhappy
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A father found his small son looking very unhappy."Whats wrong?" he asked.The boy said, "I cant get along with your wife."3 days ago -
Short funny jokes-Too hot
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"Its just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.3 days ago -
Clean jokes-Forgotten son
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A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellows absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we dont see you at services anymore?" The old ...3 days ago -
The Many Different Forms of Marketing
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Photo by lissalou66 by Katie Marcus Marketing deals with so many different things, you just cannot simplify it into a single kind of advertisement. I have seen many occasions when I felt a company was attempting to do just that.The time comes around for more marketing material so they immediately fall back on the ...4 days ago -
Top 15 rules of drunk dialing
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Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across – there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing. 1. Only drunk dial when you’re drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. ...4 days ago -
Humor jokes-Music theory
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JAZZFive men on the same stage all playing different tunes.BLUESPlayed exclusively by people who woke up this morning.WORLD MUSICDozen different types of percussion all going at once.OPERAPeople singing when they should be talking.RAPPeople talking when they should be singing.CLASSICALDiscover the other 45 minutes ...4 days ago -
Adult jokes-Rest of my life
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John OReilly hoisted his beer and said, Heres to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!He went home and told his wife, Mary, I won the prize for the Best toast of the nightShe said, Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?John ...4 days ago -
Really funny jokes-Gun vs Woman
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10.You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when youre on the road. 8. If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun doesnt mind if you keep another gun for a backup. 6. Your gun will stay with ...4 days ago -
Adult jokes-Trip to Chicago
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Joe left for a two day trip to Chicago to visit his sisters. He was only a few blocks away from his house when he realized hed left his wallet on top of his dresser. He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietly entered the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife washing the breakfast dishes, ...4 days ago
