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Lawyer brain
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A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. “How much does it cost for engineer brain?” “Three dollars an ounce.” ...16 hours ago -
Short adult jokes-Installments
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Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.1 day ago -
Restaurant jokes-Fish
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"Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other.One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself. "The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish.After a tense silence, the first one said, "really, now, if you had offered me ...1 day ago -
Funny definitions
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BEAUTY PARLORA place where women curl up and dye.CANNIBALSomeone who is fed up with people.CHICKENSThe only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.COMMITTEEA body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.DUSTMud with the juice squeezed out.EGOTISTSomeone who is usually me-deep in conversation.GOSSIPA ...1 day ago -
Short funny jokes-Dentist
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Q: Why did the king go to the dentist? A: To get his teeth crowned!1 day ago -
Sports humor-New exam pattern based on IPL rules
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Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL.... Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: - 1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50. 2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes. 3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers. 4. 1st 15 minutes ...1 day ago -
Really funny jokes-Keep from getting pregnant
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"Doctor, can you tell me what I can do to keep from getting pregnant?" "Why certainly, just eat peanut brittle." "I love Peanut Brittle! Before or after?" "Neither before nor after. Instead of!"1 day ago -
10 Tips on How to Meet a Man of Your Dreams …
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Every girl wants to meet her Prince Charming, but who has the time to wait around these days? But if you are fed up with waiting, here’s my top ten tips on how to meet a man of your dreams!1. Know what you want!Think carefully about what is important to you, and what isn’t so [...]1 day ago -
Short funny jokes-Drunkard in trial
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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, Ill have A scotch and soda."2 days ago -
Office funny jokes-The manager
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The manager of a large corporation suffers a heart attack and the doctor tells him to go to a farm to relax. The guy goes to a farm, and after a couple of days he is very bored, so he asks the farmer to give him some job to do. The farmer tells him to clean up all the cow manure. The farmer thought that for somebody ...2 days ago -
Backseat driver
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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place…. The man says, “What’s the problem officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: “No sir, I was going 65.” Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty ...2 days ago -
Funny statements-Shy
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. Hes shy a quarter of a million dollars. Thats why hes retiring.3 days ago -
Children jokes-Footsteps
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A physician told this story about her then 4 year old daughter.On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!Then the child spoke into the ...3 days ago -
Adult jokes-Prince charming
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Prince Charming walks into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turns to him and asks why hes so glum. "You wouldnt believe it," he replies. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest, when suddenly I approached Snow White fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her tells me that she ...3 days ago -
Sardar jokes-Own food
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Authority: 136
Santa and Banta went into a cafeteria and ordered two drinks. Then they produced snacks from their shopping bags and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You cant eat your own food in here!" Santa and Banta looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged ...3 days ago -
Hilarious jokes-A Ducks Job
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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a ham sandwich.The bartender looks at him and says, "But youre a duck"."I see your eyes are working" replies the duck."And you talk!" exclaims the bartender."I see your ears are working" says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and sandwich please?"."Certainly," says the ...4 days ago -
Really funny jokes-A Lawyers deal with the Devil
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Authority: 136
An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in her office late one night, when Satan appeared before her. The Devil told the lawyer "I have a proposition for you.""You can win every case you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing ...4 days ago -
Really funny jokes-Petrol station
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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry -were right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well, Im a bit low on oil, would ...4 days ago -
Adult jokes-Unbearable
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Five people are on a plane, four guys and one girl. Suddenly the engine stalls and they crash. Miraculously all five of them survive the crash but are stranded on a small deserted island. Since these four guys will need to have their natural urges satisfied, they decided to make up a schedule. Each guy would get a ...4 days ago -
Short funny jokes-Siamese twins
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Why did the Siamese twins move to England? A: So the other one could drive.4 days ago
