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  • Political Jokes & Funny Quotes (69): The UN, Involved in Africa


    P.A.P. Blog - Human Rights Etc.Authority Authority: 505
    More on the human rights situation in Africa here . Posted in intervention, political jokes and funny quotes Tagged: africa, joke, politics, UN
    2 hours ago
  • Stan Collymore kicks off the 2009 Guff 100


    Football quotes, humour and opinions - dangerhere.comAuthority Authority: 430
    Stan Collymore 100. Stan Collymore’s tabby was grateful for anything: “Robbie Keane was like the cat that got the cheese.” 99. His side needed major surgery and after seeing Martin Fulop’s last-gasp save, Ricky Sbragia got started on himself: “My heart was in my hand.” 98. Craig Burley found a ...
    9 hours ago
  • Funny Quotes of the Week 55


    Bjrn's blogAuthority Authority: 125
    "The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist." "To you Im an atheist; to God, Im the Loyal Opposition." (Woody Allen) "I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again." (Oscar Wilde)
    3 days ago
  • Quote of the day


    Bits & PiecesAuthority Authority: 636
    “frvtuyfihohnjbgygnklm;jibu”        - Helen Keller Thanks Derek B
    4 days ago
  • Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun


    Visual InsightsAuthority Authority: 536
    From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
    6 days ago
  • Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun


    The Soul CalendarAuthority Authority: 529
    From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
    6 days ago
  • Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun


    Comfort Food From LouisianaAuthority Authority: 463
    From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
    6 days ago
  • Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun


    Romancing The ChocolateAuthority Authority: 465
    From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
    6 days ago
  • Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun


    The Healing WatersAuthority Authority: 420
    From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
    6 days ago
  • Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun


    Beautiful Illustrated QuotationsAuthority Authority: 124
    From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
    6 days ago
  • Fun and Funny Dog Quotes...


    Joy In The RainAuthority Authority: 129
    Fun and Funny Dog Quotes "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley "Anybody who doesnt know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird ...
    1 week ago
  • Ron Paxton: As you can see, it sucks as it cuts. Wayne Campbell:...


    Global Thermonuclear WarAuthority Authority: 130
    Ron Paxton : As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.  Wayne Campbell : It certainly does suck.
    1 week ago
  • Probably the Most Stupid Quotes in the World


    Have Fun With EnglishAuthority Authority: 120
    Miss Alabama when asked: "If you could live forever, would you want to, and why?" answered, "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." "Smoking kills. If ...
    1 week ago
  • Funny Quotes of the Week 54


    Bjrn's blogAuthority Authority: 125
    "Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." (Woody Allen) "I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." (Oscar Wilde) "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has ...
    1 week ago
  • Funny Quotes – 200


    Get a Freelance JobAuthority Authority: 182
    Hi all, Need 200 FUNNY quotes less than 130 characters! 100 – about shopping 100 – about santa Eg: Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. The quotes should not have religion, sex or race involved. Basically should be able to read them to children. Once I award the project, you have 12 hrs to ...
    1 week ago
  • "If Palin’s denying climate change, you know it must be happening."


    http://hoitycoity.comAuthority Authority: 437
    “If Palin’s denying climate change, you know it must be happening.” - A commenter on...
    1 week ago
  • Fun and Quirky Time Wasters - Cheeky Quote Day! 9 Dec 2009


    The Social PoetsAuthority Authority: 539
    From Denny: The best grinners in Life are often those quirky odd situations, odd fashions in clothing or hair and quirky comments people say. Well, looks like I managed to fulfill two out of three! :) These funny quirky quotes definitely qualify as proper time wasters worthy of your time - especially on Monday ...
    1 week ago
  • Political Jokes & Funny Quotes (68): Lenin Farting


    P.A.P. Blog - Human Rights Etc.Authority Authority: 505
    More on the sorry fate of Soviet-era monuments in ex-Soviet block countries. And here is more on the current political system in Russia, nicknamed “putinism”. Also, other jokes . By the way, my latest book has just been published , and it’s about communism. You can buy it here , if you’re so inclined. ...
    2 weeks ago
  • What are you talking about!?


    Museum of Life + Science: Animal Department BlogAuthority Authority: 117
    I have often thought of the types of things we (the keepers) say on a daily basis that sound completely normal to us, but would probably sound quite bizarre out of context to another person. The topics of our conversations are obviously very relevant to our jobs, but many of our random one-liner sentences are kind of ...
    2 weeks ago
  • Fun and Funny Food Quotes...


    Joy In The RainAuthority Authority: 129
    Fun and Funny Food Quotes “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” - Sam Levinson 1 “This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate ...
    2 weeks ago

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