151 posts tagged Husband Humor

(I drafted this May 7) As I write this post, I am sitting on the sidelines of a grade school softball game. It’s E’s 10TH Birthday and as a way to be nice, (besides the presents, homemade strawberry shortcake, brownie pizza for school, friend over after school and upcoming sleepover party) I took her to her friends game.

Tue May 13, 2008 A Malaysian woman woke up to a real-life nightmare, discovering that the naked man who had slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

First things first - don’t wear red nail polish. Yeah, you read that right. Columnist George Crane knew exactly the ingredients for a good and a bad marriage, and I finally have a reliable, codified list of requirements for my own future spouse. I find it difficult to argue with any of these things, though some of them seem a little strange.

CANCER “The day will be financially rewarding, you could have your favorite food today.” read “Your day Today” column in the daily. Some people believed in horoscopes, and they worked hard to make their forecasts true. They would change their perspective to make sure all the forecasts stood right.

I hate, despise, loathe, detest, abhor and just generally dislike snakes! I don’t discriminate either, I hate them all. Even worms freak me out! Yesterday morning I thought I would be nice to the little birdies outside and finally refill the bird feeder.

I have a history of perfectly lovely restaurant experiences changing suddenly in ways that I could never have predicted. For instance: Despite its name, Dr. Hogly Wogly’s Tyler Texas BBQ is located in the San Fernando Valley, which was gobbled up years ago by Los Angeles.

First of all let me tell you I really enjoyed Mother’s Day this year. I spent the day with my 2 kids and they did not fight with each other all day! To top things off, my husband cooked dinner for me and did the dishes.

Bogged A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.

 When your wife decides to take up driving, don’t stand in her way – one of five wisecracks DJ Hamish Brown quoted on the radio this morning.    

Installing husband Just got this from my officemate from her email… And I find it really funny… So here it goes Installing Husband !!!!!!! Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewellry applications