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Dear Wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.

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An artist brought her lover home one afternoon. Amongst many statues, sculptures and paintings, she brought him into her bed and they spent the next few hours having a passionate roll in the hay. As they were lying together in the afterglow, a car was heard pulling into the driveway."Oh no!" the woman exclaimed.

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it.

Saturday night we decided to go healthy. Mike made shrimp kebabs with shrimp, green bell peppers, red onion, peaches (yes, peaches - awesome!), and tomatoes. The bell pepper and peaches gave a sort of sweet and sour chicken feel to it without the gloopy, sugar-laden sauce.

        It is with sadness that i tell you, that today is the day that it was announced that the Professor Randy Pausch has died.  He has made a huge impact on people all around the world with what was called “The Last Lecture”.  He was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and made an effort to spread

Most people who don’t know my hubby outside of business, where he is Mr. Technology Entrepreneur Guy, may not realize he has an awesome sense of humor. The other night he walked into our bedroom while I was curled up in bed hiding from the girls, reading a magazine.

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… then we’re in great shape. Check out this phone conversation my husband and I had today. Can you believe we haven’t even been married 4 years yet? Him: Can you do something for me? Me: Sure, what? Him: It means you have to get up. Me: Okay, what? Him: Go in the kitchen and get the iced tea container out of the fridge.

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.