Office Humor

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• Office humor jokes-Tit for tat

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  While the Gates are moving in from their temporary quarters nearby, final construction of their new house is not expected to be completed until the end of the year. Now if I were the contractor with a sense of humor...Bill: "There are a few issues we need to discuss."Contractor: "Ah, you have our basic support option. ...
  2 days ago

• Sarcastic jokes-Tax Return

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  There was a man who computed his taxes for 2005 & found that he owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:Dear IRS:Enclosed is my 2005 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying ...
  4 days ago

• Foto Phriday - Jonathan Tuttle

  
  Cranial Hyperossification — Authority: 129
  In the recent mash-up of two departments in our area, we ended up with teams spread across two buildings. My cube-neighbor, whom we shall call Dom, is a very quiet gentleman whose desk is so clean that it looks unoccupied except when he is actually sitting there. Hes also generally good humored, and he will chat for ...
  1 week ago

• Office humor jokes-Aptitude test

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is once again looking down in the dumps."Whats wrong now Bob," asked Bill.Bob replies, "They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for.""Yeah, so whats the problem with that," asks Bill.Bob sighs, "Well it ...
  1 week ago

• Office Warfare: It’s Every Man and Woman for Themself

  
  Office Freaks — Authority: 112
  My closest co-worker is a total sweetheart. She’s less than two foot tall, doesn’t shave, always sleeps on my desk in front of me, and her breath smells like tuna. We get on famously, so I really have no experience with office warfare or with the desire to ambush someone by the water cooler. However, if you are ...
  1 week ago

• Office humor jokes-Proof of name

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  I requested identification from a department store customer who had just written a personal check for her purchase.After fumbling through her purse, she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address.It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank.
  1 week ago

• Really funny jokes-Baby Gates

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time:Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm. And what do Baby Gates and Daddys products have in common?1. Neither can stand on its own two feet without a LOT of ...
  1 week ago

• QotD

  
  Cranial Hyperossification — Authority: 129
  The Internet has always been treated as the red-headed stepchild in the three-legged stool of the corporate strategy. --From a meeting this morning. Im tempted to reveal the speakers real name.
  2 weeks ago

• Clean jokes funny-At work

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  My friend, a trucker, is often caught in commuter rush-hour traffic.One morning when everything came to a standstill, he sat high up in his 18-wheeler singing and whistling.A passenger in a nearby car,frustrated by the delay, yelled up at my brother, "What are you so happy about?""Im already at work!" he cheerfully ...
  2 weeks ago

• Aide Says Baucus nominated a girlfriend for US attorney

  
  Progressive News Daily — Authority: 160
  By THOMAS PEIPERT AP Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus ( D-MT ) was romantically involved with his current girlfriend when he recommended her for U.S. attorney, a spokesman said. The Montana Democrat and his former state office director Melodee Hanes began their relationship in the summer of 2008, ...
  3 weeks ago

• Office humor jokes-Trainee

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee....On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded:"You fool; youve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who youre talking to?""No" replied the trainee."Its the ...
  3 weeks ago

• Closer

  
  Cranial Hyperossification — Authority: 129
  The text below is from an instant message session. In case youve forgotten, I sit on the seventh floor. GDad : So youre at this building now? GDad : Soon? GDad : Eventually? M : Im on the 2nd floor F1. GDad : Cool. GDad : Thats close enough. They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. I ...
  3 weeks ago

• Office jokes-Outsourcing the American Presidency to India

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  Washington, DC -- Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of August 1, 2009. The move is being made in order to save the Presidents $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead that his ...
  3 weeks ago

• A Few Disadvantages...

  
  Cranial Hyperossification — Authority: 129
  There was a commercial earlier this year for that doohickey that lets you put TP on the end of it and wipe yourself from farther away. The commercial featured a guy who stated something like, "Being a big guy has its advantages..." The commercial never states what those are, but from personal experience, Id have ...
  3 weeks ago

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