Open Post

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• Open Post: Hosted By Brandy Westberry And Some Fuckin Pie

  
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  I know youre just going to label Brandy Westberry of Jacksonville, FL as some dumb hillbilly, but this fine lady is all kinds of smart. First of all, she knows not to waste her government check on stupid things like shampoo. Second of all, that gap in her teeth is the perfect place to keep her cigarette safe while ...
  1 day ago

• Open Post: Hosted By The Groom Who Twittered At The Altar

  
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  "You may now update your Facebook statuses! " - Wedding officiants of the future When Tracy Page (the groom) and Dana Hanna were declared husband & wife, he didnt stick his tongue in her mouth hole like he was supposed to. Instead, he whipped out his PDA, and updated his Facebook and Twitter status . If I ...
  2 days ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Mr. Big

  
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  I dont think Ive ever percolated over Chris Noth before, but these pictures of him in Miami yesterday are giving me a little fever. But I could be feeling that because its colder than Nicole Kidmans ass lips outside of my window and I want to be where Chris is. And yes, Id hit it while braiding his hairy nipple ...
  2 days ago

• Open Post: Hosted By The Internets Favorite Kitten Of The Moment

  
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  Fuck the Tiger Woods story. Screw that White House crashers bullshit. This right here is the most interesting thing that made its way into my inbox this weekend. Its Surprised Kitty! But a few tips before you watch. Your heart may barf rainbows faster if you scream " Put up your dukes " right before Surprised ...
  3 days ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Nick Lacheys Nipples

  
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  Yes, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders still exist. And yes, they are back together. Someone might have whispered that piece of non-information into your ear, but you must have been suffering from a little condition called " I Dont Give A Queef" which caused you to forget it immediately. Anyway.... Nick and ...
  5 days ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Sting

  
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  Usually raggedy beards dont give me the tingles, but theres something about Stings facial pubes that is rubbing me the right way. It could have something to do with the sink full of greasy pots and pans that Ive been avoiding all day. I obviously need Stings Brillo pad beard in my life right now. Sting would just ...
  6 days ago

• Open Post: Hosted By A Turkey And A Split Ham

  
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  Lets all celebrate Thanksgiving early by biting into Ric Flairs overcooked ham. And you can wash it all down by drinking up the curdled leche running down his thighs. Somewhere in the world, Paula Deen is soaking in a tub full of melted butter thanking Cheesus that this was not the ham she was hit with . Heres ...
  1 week ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Paula Deen And A Flying Ham

  
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  When pigs fly....they land on Paula Deens face! Unfortunately, this video doesnt embed ( UPDATE : clip above) , so youll have to click on over to watch Paula Deen get hit in the face with a rogue ham. This brings new meaning to the phrase, "Bitch got hit with the swine flu ." While tossing turkeys and hams at an ...
  1 week ago

• Open AMAs Post: Hosted By Lady CaCas Stand-In

  
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  For those of you hoping that La Pequena triumphantly returns to us by performing at tonights American Music Awards (on ABC at 8 oclock or so) might have to settle for Lady CaCas hermie peen popping out of her chonies and winking at us. Speaking of Lady CaCa, dudes nuts are going to explode when she sees that ...
  1 week ago

• Open Post: Hosted By A Brawl Over A Hockey Stick

  
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  At a Mighty Ducks game in Anaheim last night, player Scott Niedermayer caused a brawl when he gave a fan his hockey stick. No, " hockey stick " is not one of my dumb metaphors for a dick. Dude gave the fan his actual hockey stick. You would think that the stick was covered with Levi Johnstons cock cream by the ...
  1 week ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Baby Smiley & George Lopez

  
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  YES! Baby Smiley , the premiere chola of YouTube, was on George Lopezs show last night to give an audience member a gorgeous cholita makeover. The audience member went from looking like a t-shirt folder at The GAP to a beautiful white girl chola with eyebrows that will make any parole officer flinch. Im sure ...
  2 weeks ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Sidney The Pet Otter

  
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  Yes, this video of Sidney the " domesticated " baby otter playing around like a newborn kitten made me weak in the soul and lukewarm (as opposed to ice cold) in the heart, but then I got to thinking about the family of otters I once watched viciously attack each other. Shit was REAL. Seriously, otters look like ...
  2 weeks ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Natasha Lyonne & Rosie O

  
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  While I was downloading these pictures of Natasha " Dog Molester " Lyonne and Rosie ODonnell at some event in NYC last night, my internet crashed and my cable TV went out. I should take that as a sign and not hit the publish button on this post, but then youd never get to enjoy these beautiful pictures of these ...
  2 weeks ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Gerard Butler And His Mommy

  
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  Gerard Butler gave his Sunday hooker the night off, and decided to take his mother to the premiere of Law Abiding Citizen in Glasgow last night. Gerry also made it extra special by slipping on a sexy kilt. You know, if Megan Fox or Betty White was wearing that kilt, every pap on the carpet would be trying to get an ...
  2 weeks ago

• Open Post: Hosted By The Jacob Black Barbie

  
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  Did Nick Lachey ever has his own doll? Because if he did, it probably looked just like this highly inappropriate ( copyright: Carrie Prejean ) and unintentionally hilarious Jacob Black doll courtesy of Mattel. Twitards will be able to cuddle with this thing in February for $24.95. If for some bizarre reason ...
  2 weeks ago

• Open Post: Hosted By A Leaky Beaver

  
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  This is a clip from CBS Early Show of a kinky ass beaver (well call Fergie Ferg) sending piss drops into a womans eye without taking her to dinner first. Um. R.Kelly , pull your panties back up! Its not that kind of clip. VIA Buzzfeed
  2 weeks ago

• Open Post: Hosted By The Clemson Womens Rowing Team

  
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  And here we have 18 pairs of smiling lips from the Clemson Womens Rowing Team , who are happy because they just won first place at the Head of Cooch. I mean, Head of Hooch. HOOCH! Although, if there was such a thing as the Head of Cooch, they wouldve won first place there too. Image via Deadspin ( Thanks to Mara ...
  3 weeks ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Sesame Street!

  
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  Today is Sesame Streets big 4-0, which means it wont be long before we see Big Bird riding around in a new red Corvette with a young trophy ho and Oscar the Grouch shopping at Ed Hardy with Jon Gosselin. No, this will never happen, because Sesame Street will forever be an 8-year-old stoner. Thankfully. ...
  3 weeks ago

• Open Post: Hosted By The Best Parking Job Ever

  
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  Some of you might have already seen this wreck since its a few weeks old, but I thought you should get re-acquainted with it seeing as though the holiday shopping season is almost upon us. Why bother spending precious time circling the parking lot for an available space when all you have to do is shift your vehicle ...
  3 weeks ago

• Open Post: Hosted By Mister Rogers Statue

  
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  There should be a Mister Rogers statute in every town since a lot of us spent quality time with him as children (and as grown-up stoners). The city of Pittsburgh recently unveiled their homage to Mister Rogers called " Tribute to Children ." This looks more like a tribute to cat litter. Mister Rogers is way too good ...
  3 weeks ago

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