22 posts tagged Peace Tower

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it, don't waste them away on exercise. Everything wears out eventually, speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.

There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GED, and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly.

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her: "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone will clean them?

TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC 10. Download MP3's of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys 9. Visit WebMD.com about that persistent pain in flesh 8. Spiritual armor would include virus protection software 7.

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?" Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear.

A newly widowed man stood at the cemetery next to his wife's casket. When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder.

Local writer Anne Herbert, famous for coining the phrase “practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty,” recently announced on her blog: The closer I live to Sutro Tower, the more I think it isn’t dangerous. O.K. then.

Holy Humor. A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father.

Dear Mr. President: How much money does the president make? Could you please write and tell me because if it isn't enough money then I will become a dentist. --Timoth U., age 7 Jamestown, NY When will we have a woman president? I am ready.