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minnie driver had an 8 foot tall baby that eats other human new borns….
http://idontwantyourlife.com/ ?p=20225Minnie Driver is some kinda fuckin’ ogar, and I bet the reason she’s been so secretive about her baby’s father, is because Shrek’s that baby’s Daddy. Shrek blew his green load in her like some Nickelodeon “You got slimed” shit.
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Leather and Lace
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/ 2008/ 11/ 21/ leather-and-lace/Katie Price Promotes Her New Range of Underwear for George at ASDA, London, 11/20. Related Smacks Katie Price and Peter Andre’s Marriage in Trouble Katie Price (Jordan) Promotes Her New Perfume, ‘Besotted’ Donkey Show
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did someone spit in her mouth?
http://idontwantyourlife.com/ ?p=20199Kristen Stewart is a huge star now, because of “Twilight”, and here’s her response to what Robert Pattinson’s dirty balls taste like when she was asked about them on The Today Show yesterday. I know the website’s been a limp dick this week, because sometimes I’m just not in the mood for this shit.
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kim basinger’s only 54 year old, and can still totally rock your world all night long if there’s some bathroom breaks here & there…
http://idontwantyourlife.com/ ?p=20165This is Kim Basinger’s 6 foot tall, 13 yr old daughter Ireland Baldwin. Kim took the little monster to see the “Twilight” premiere in Los Angeles, and the bitch ate 4 hot dogs, an extra large popcorn, and a whole box of Sno-Caps. Then she made Mom go get her some Sqwigglies.
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Quote Me of The Day: Ashley Dupre, Eliot Spitzer’s Call Girl
http://poponthepop.com/ 2008/ 11/ 20/ quote-me-of-the-day-ashley-dupre-eliot-spi…On being a prostitute: “This wasn’t any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them. The only difference is I can pay my rent.” On her future: “I want to do music, to do fashion, to write books – there’s so many things.” There’s a big difference between hooking
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Miley Cyrus’ Uncontrollable Laughing on the Ellen Show
http://poponthepop.com/ 2008/ 11/ 20/ miley-cyrus-uncontrollable-laughing-on-the…Disney’s infamous “virgin until marriage” star Miley Cyrus is definitely having sex and I hope she’s using protection. That is all.
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Twilight: What Harry Potter Couldn’t Do To Us Women
http://www.damnimcute.com/ celebrity-gossip-news-pictures-and-more/ movie-review…I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY. I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail!
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gisele bundchen isn’t pregnant, because she put a condom on the empty hair moose can
http://idontwantyourlife.com/ ?p=20084This is like some early 90’s retro shit right here. Every woman reading this right now wishes she had a stomach like that, but no. You got a package of “bun length” hot dogs when you sit down. Your boyfriend is one of those nasty bitches that eats mayonnaise on his hot dogs.
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Retail Hell Underground
http://www.retailhellunderground.com/ my_weblog/ 2008/ 11/ retail-hell-undergrou…Our first video! It's kind of an intro/teaser for RHU. We've got some fun stuff on the way! Black Friday looms like a retail ulcer and we have a few ideas about it for all you Retail Slaves out there. Stayed Tuned! In the mean time, sing along to Green Day!
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rosie perez is one of those o.g. type sluts that miraculously made it through the early 90’s without getting aids…
http://idontwantyourlife.com/ ?p=20038I don’t remember Rosie Perez having such monster sized natural chi chi’s, that undoubtedly drop to her knees when you unsnap her bra. But that was probably because I was too busy pushing a Q-Tip as far as it would possibly go inside my ear anytime that she was speaking.
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