Stupid Criminals

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• 17 Arrested In Craig’s List Prostitution Sting

  
  Barely Hanging On Blog — Authority: 121
   Same old thing, prostitution sting on Craigs List. When are people going to get it. You just cant get it on Craigs List anymore. JACKSON COUNTY, Mississippi – More than a dozen people looking for love on-line are now looking for bail money.  Police from Gulfport to Biloxi teamed up for an undercover sting, ...
  1 day ago

• Drunk Scotsman Challenges Lamppost to a Fight and Loses

  
  Laughing Stalk Humor Columns by Erik Deckers — Authority: 424
  Several years ago, I was driving in downtown Mishawaka, Indiana with my wife, sitting behind a car at a stoplight. The two passengers in the car started hassling a teenager who was walking on the sidewalk, because he held his arms wide and shouted, "you want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?!" Because he was ...
  2 days ago

• Man Guilty Of Sex With Horse – For The Second Time

  
  MoonDog Sports — Authority: 599
  Rodell Vereen was convicted on Wednesday after he was arrested this summer, for a second time, for having sex with a horse.
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• Justice is Blind, Not Very Smart

  
  Laughing Stalk Humor Columns by Erik Deckers — Authority: 424
  Justice is Blind, Not Very Smart Erik Deckers Laughing Stalk syndicate Copyright 2009 Im a big supporter of civil rights and personal liberties. In this country, were all guaranteed certain inalienable rights, and are allowed certain dignities, even when facing criminal charges. For example, if youre accused of a ...
  3 days ago

• MSU Students set up us the bomb.

  
  The Shekel - Coins, Law and Commentary — Authority: 424
  Oh, for the good ol days when getting bombed in college meant you were drunk off of your posterior.4 MSU students face felonies for setting off bombFour Michigan State University freshmen face 20-year felonies after police say they detonated a commercial-grade explosive Sunday at a home on the 400 block of Grove ...
  4 days ago

• Drinking, Dialing, & Driving

  
  Dickster's Random Thoughts — Authority: 469
  They say that driving while using your cell phone can be just as dangerous as driving drunk.  How bad would it be if you were using your cell phone while you are driving drunk?  Bad enough to call 911 to turn yourself in for drunk driving? When I first heard this, I couldnt stop laughing.  Fortunately, for this ...
  5 days ago

• Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI [Daily DUI]

  
  Jalopnik — Authority: 737
  18-year-old James Miller, of Cincinnati was pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Convenient for the officer as Miller had brought his own breathalyzer in the form of his Halloween costume. "Blow here" indeed. Oh, the irony. [ NBC4 ] (Hat tip to Craig for the tip!)
  5 days ago

• Northern Illinois Man Flips Off Judge, Goes To Jail, Do Not Pass Go..

  
  Chicagoray's Views and News — Authority: 535
   You may think the punishment doesnt fit the crime in this court about 15 miles northwest of here,  but once you read about the POS this judge locked up youll be in agreement jail is the best place for this slug, especially if he was within marathon running distance of your neck of the woods, as he is in mine.. ...
  6 days ago

• Hyundai Gives BMW X5 Rampage Victim New Car [Stupid Criminals]

  
  Jalopnik — Authority: 737
  Last week brought us the worst BMW parking job ever , resulting in a crushed Hyundai Elantra . Hyundai Canada stepped up and gave the Elantras owner a new one. Aww, isnt PR cute? [ AutoNorth.ca ]
  1 week ago

• Stupid Criminals Use Permanent Marker as Disguise

  
  GEARFUSE — Authority: 673
  Two men were arrested in Carroll, Iowa after attempting to break-in to a man’s home wearing hooded sweatshirts and face paint, instead of a sky mask or hood. That was only their first mistake. How did they get caught, you might ask? Their face paint was streaked on with permanent marker . Unable to remove the ink ...
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• Ubuntu 9.10 – How Many Will Make the Free Upgrade?

  
  Revelations From An Unwashed Brain — Authority: 583
  Microsoft may be working at cross purposes, as it tries to tell everyone that staying with Windows XP is a bad move. Stating that Windows XP is less secure, or simply old, makes many who can’t afford to switch to a Mac, or don’t want to make a move to Windows 7, think about the possible switch to Ubuntu. In a ...
  1 week ago

• Man Claimed God Told Him To Steal A New Dodge

  
  fileunderi — Authority: 112
  From the Lame Excuse File: A Lexington, Kentucky man smashed a window at a local Dodge Dealership with the intent to get his hands on a brand new Dodge Charger . Fortunately, a security guard put the brakes on the 36-year-old mans plan, before he could take off on the unauthorized test drive. What excuse do you ...
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• Worst Disguises Ever

  
  Barely Hanging On Blog — Authority: 121
  These have to be the worst criminal disguises ever in the history of crime. These two geniuses thought they had the perfect disguises to pull of a robbery. Instead of springing a couple of bucks for a Richard Nixon mask like any decent run of the mill criminal would they decided to paint each others faces with black ...
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• High School Student Uses Video Camera to Catch Locker Thief, Snags Surprising Culprit

  
  Laughing Stalk Humor Columns by Erik Deckers — Authority: 424
  Tiana Rapp, a senior at Newfield High School in Long Island, had lost $190 in theft from her locker on two different occasions. After complaining to the high school administration, who believed it was a student, and said they couldnt do anything. So Rapp took matters into her own hands. She and a classmate put a ...
  2 weeks ago

• Why I despise so-called bounty hunters.

  
  Lagniappe's Lair — Authority: 122
  This story out of Bristol, VA pretty much spells it out. Three bona-fide losers grab an innocent woman up, thinking that shes wanted and they can cash in. They assault her, rob her, molest her, and finally take her to the local jail, where it takes the jail staff just a few minutes to determine that shes not the ...
  2 weeks ago

• Dumb Tales of Pot Smokers and Bungee Jumpers

  
  Symon Sez — Authority: 428
  We have all become somewhat accustomed to going through security metal detectors or submitting items to go through an x-ray machine at airports and many public buildings.  Typically, before you walk through the metal detector, you are asked to empty your pockets into a  tray or bowl that is then put through an x-ray ...
  2 weeks ago

• Number 5…… Jeff Wood Busted AGAIN

  
  silent E speaks — Authority: 135
  Jeff Wood has been busted for OWI for the 3rd time this year and 5th time overall. JSOnline: Jeff Wood, the state representative from Chippewa Falls who has been threatened with expulsion from the Assembly following two arrests within a year for driving while under the influence, was arrested again for OWI ...
  2 weeks ago

• Don’t Steal from the Pawn Shop

  
  This Is Just Stupid! — Authority: 108
  Criminals are not exactly known for their abundant intelligence. The majority of them are just trying to make a quick buck and they end up getting caught because they don’t cover their tracks very well. But some criminals are even dumber than others – like the guy who stole gold jewelry from a pawn shop ...
  3 weeks ago

• Woman Calls Cops To Report Stolen Marijuana Plants

  
  Stupid Is As Stupid Does — Authority: 99
  If we had a stupid-is hall of fame, this woman would be one of the first nominees.A 54-year-old woman from Brant Township, Michigan called police to report that two men broke into her house, stole her homegrown marijuana crop and fled with the plants.Officers responding to her call promptly arrested the woman on ...
  3 weeks ago

• Stolen party machinery results in jail time

  
  The Crime Scene — Authority: 110
  One local mother is going to jail after throwing her son a birthday party she didn’t pay for. Michelle Lee Williams, 35, was sentenced to 90 days in jail last week after pleading guilty in West Justice Center to felony theft by fraud. Co-defendant Katrina Elizabeth Timoney, 38, was sentenced to 60 days in jail ...
  4 weeks ago

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