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10 years Jail For Stealing $80 Worth of Beef
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
Chunk of beef, and you? Geez, Mark Zachary must be ruing the day he nicked a side of New York strip because he has just been sentenced to 10 years jail . Zachary hid the tenderloin beef under his shirt before leaving the Reid’s supermarket in South Carolina and running smack into an off duty police officer. ...7 hours ago -
Epic Burglarly Fail
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
Hi daddy! Oh for goodnesss sakes people, when robbing a house please make sure the woman you choose isn’t babysitting your kids. Raul Gaucin-Valenzuela and his friend planned to rob a friend of his ex-wife but it was foiled when the men bumped into Gaucin-Valenzuela kid’s who instantly recognized him,despite his ...8 hours ago -
Nice Knowing Ya!
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
WTF!!!!! OK, no need to panic people but lets just say I wouldn’t be making too many plans for the future. Holy self destructing Supernova Batman. Astromomers from Villanova University in Philadelphia are concerned about a star, which is ready to explode. Reason? It could wipe out the friggin Earth. The star known ...1 day ago -
Well Someone Forgot To Check The Bananas
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
Spanish police suspect the drug dealers, who accidentally let 175lb of cocaine get sent to grocery stores around Madrid, will be really pissed. The drugs were hidden in boxes of bananas shipped from Ecuador and Ivory Coast. Hmm, well someone is in deep doo dah. Psst Does anyone care that 2,000lb of bananas had to ...1 day ago -
Why Bother?
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
You know your TV show sucks when it registers not one friggin viewer. Zip, Nada, zilch. Welsh language channel S4C’s soccer show called Sgorio, didn’t have one single viewer when it screened highlights of European football at 11.30pm on December 14th. The partly taxpayer funded station scored the lowest TV viewing ...1 day ago -
Hitler Has A Problem With His Internet Connection
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
Oh crap, Hilter has been put through to an Indian call center ….1 day ago -
Someone That Gives A Shit
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
Nothing says I love you like a pile of ...... Ah shit, when Dick Kleis from Iowa racked his brains to come up with a birthday present for his wife, he finally came up with the perfect gift. Shit. Yep, that’s right he used 55,000kg of dung to spell out “Happy Birthday, Love You” to his wife.Carol was tickled ...1 day ago -
Friggin Hypnotists
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
OK, here’s the thing newly trained hypnotist, don’t practice in front of mirrors. Helmut Kichmeier was found by his wife staring into thin air after he accidentally hypnotized himself for 5 hours by staring into a mirror. A panicked Mrs Kichmeier, who said her hubby looked like a zombie, couldn’t snap him out of ...1 day ago -
Sneaky Hair Snipper Caught
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
OMG! Jared Weston Walter you didn’t did you? Hmm, seems the Portland man is behind the snipping off of a fellow bus passenger’s hair on New Year’s Eve. Mr Walter was sitting behind the woman when he decided to take to her hair with scissors. He is also a suspect in the cutting and gluing (dear god man) of ...2 days ago -
What? No McNuggets?
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
You know what I hate? When you go to a McDonald’s drive through and there ain’t no friggin nuggets. I really friggin hate that. Hmm, so too Melodi Dushane. It is alleged she punched through a drive through window after being told the Chicken McNuggets weren’t available. She was treated for her injuries before ...2 days ago -
Spanish Prime Minister Has Bean Hacked
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
Friggin funny, hackers have managed to replace the image of Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero with an image of Mr Bean on Spain’s official website. The image showed a smiling Mr Bean saying “Hi There”. Ah the mortified officials at Mr Zapatero’s say the security breach hadn’t resulted in ...2 days ago -
Useless Dumbassed Box
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
This pointless dumbass invention has been amusing Youtubers all week. Dubbed the “most useless machine ever” it isn’t available for commercial sale …. yet! Geez, you wouldn’t want to be paranoid or a friggin control freak … it’ll send you to the brink!2 days ago -
Heroin Guide For Dummies
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
If he had only read the pamphlet! Oh bless, New York City have funded a little guidebook for all their heroin users. Don’t you worry now, it offers them a step by step guide on how to properly prepare the heroin and on how to look after their veins so as to avoid infections. The 16 page pamphlet has raised ...2 days ago -
Terrorist Vs The Cartoonist Update
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
Hello, mommy says I shouldnt talk to strangers! Okie Dokie, a little update on the cartoonist vs the assassin. Seems like Kurt Westergaard didn’t take his 5 year old granddaughter into the panic room (as first thought) when the axe wielding fanatic broke into his house. It is being reported he left her in the ...3 days ago -
My Child Is Like A Shield of Steel
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
WTF. When Jorge Garcia thought he was about to be tasered by police, he grabbed the only thing he could think of to protect himself…his baby. Yes, Garcia grabbed the baby from inside his car and held it up like a shield but after the baby was safely removed, the police got their wish and tasered him. Wife (and ...4 days ago -
Justice Chinese Style
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
Take note Nanny Staters, no friggin messing around in China. You see thieves on a scooter purse snatching, you throw your friggin bike at them. It’s that simple. Take note however, the do gooder runs liked a scared friggin chicken the moment he realizes the angry robbers are AOK and are about to attack him. Run ...6 days ago -
Epic ATM Fail
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
OK, not an ATM but you get my drift! OMG, two would-be thieves tried to steal an ATM from a scrap metal plant in Chicago but were two friggin scrawny to lift it. The dumbasses managed to tie up staff at gunpoint but when it came to actually lifting the 250lb machine it was an epic fail. In the end they simply gave ...6 days ago -
GPS Sucks
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
OK people here’s the thing, use a friggin road directory rather than trust those damn GPS navigation systems. A couple in Reno spent 3 days (including Christmas) stranded in their car after their GPS lead them into a snow drift. John Rhoads and his wife Starry Bush-Rhoads were driving home when they followed the GPS ...1 week ago -
Top That!
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
A pizza delivery guy in Geelong got more than he bargained for when a man threatened to cut his ears off because he had charged an extra $3 for a topping he hadn’t ordered. Well if it was anchovies I’d understand! Anywho Jimmy Barling didn’t carry out his threat but did hit the delivery guy a few times before ...1 week ago -
That’s Child Neglect Right There!
The Friggin Loon —
Authority: 151
How about $30 and Ill throw in some diapers? You know times are tough when you can’t even get a taker for your baby …. for only $30. Robert Ellingson and Maghen Duvala have been charged with child neglect after trying to sell their 2 month in the PetSmart parking lot and at a bank parking lot an hour earlier. ...1 week ago
