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• A Few Bugs in Version 2.0

  
  spEak Youre bRanes — Authority: 494
  I think Bertrand Russell might just fit into every category we have except ‘miscellaneous prats’ and ‘normal people’. I found him grumbling about pregnant women. Turns out he also feels rather strongly about global warming: Some say the world is warming, some say the world is cooling. Does it really ...
  6 days ago

• Justine Greening

  
  Mark Wadsworth — Authority: 442
  [IMG: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XQBlCxLE0vw/SzExfG0sDHI/AAAAAAAABek/KxaHtDPPUZY/s400/JustineGreening.jpg]
  1 week ago

• A few more picture (not of the Map Twats, thankfully).

  
  The Plashing Vole: parataxis — Authority: 140
  OK, these are the last ones Ill post. The rest can be seen here . Click on them for larger versions. Is this the last Wimpy franchise in the world?
  1 week ago

• More Map Twat day out pictures

  
  The Plashing Vole: parataxis — Authority: 140
  More pictures here [IMG: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vhdNCCyJaj8/SzEB0o9EGfI/AAAAAAAAA6M/21V9IK3BKBA/s320/DSC_0220.JPG][IMG: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vhdNCCyJaj8/SzEBmKksGXI/AAAAAAAAA5s/CjcT37PPrFY/s320/DSC_0195.JPG][IMG: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vhdNCCyJaj8/SzEBnSTHnzI/AAAAAAAAA50/y_0tW5gH-YI/s320/DSC_0197.JPG][IMG: ...
  1 week ago

• Map Twat Christmas Walk

  
  The Plashing Vole: parataxis — Authority: 140
  We went walking on Cannock Chase yesterday - Dan, Neal and I. Im missing swimming (none until my ears work again) and it showed - I was falling behind those rangy gits. The weather was perfect. It was very cold, really clear and crisp, and the sun shone. The light was perfect and the ground was icy. As we traversed ...
  1 week ago

• Vote for us. We hate you.

  
  Mark Wadsworth — Authority: 442
  Every now and then I force myself to read a bit of NIMBY hysteria to remind myself what an uphill struggle I have, for example this vile outpouring in Saturdays Times. Its difficult deciding which of the commenters is the most misanthropic, but Id guess this one: The role of Government should be to stop such ...
  1 week ago

• Cops & Twatters: DC Detective On Desk Duty For Twitter Snowball Freakout

  
  Wonkette top — Authority: 629
  The mean old plain-clothes cop who nearly massacred all DC Twitter-snowball people is in BIG TROUBLE for this shit, specifically for pulling a fucking LOADED GUN on some nerds throwing snowballs during a blizzard. “Assistant Police Chief Peter Newsham told reporters Monday that the detective has been placed on ...
  1 week ago

• Badly chosen metaphor of the day

  
  Mark Wadsworth — Authority: 442
  From The Evening Standard : Gordon Brown: I will keep alive the flame of Copenhagen What a colossal and utter twat. Copenhagen was all about extinguishing as many flames as possible, in a very literal sense.
  1 week ago

• Billy Bush, World Class Diva

  
  ANIMAL — Authority: 671
  Hey you know Billy Bush, the annoying little twat cousin of George W. Bush who co-hosts that horrible Access Hollywood show with the beautiful Nancy O’Dell? Well apparently he’s such a real-life twat that he’s driven O’Dell to quit the show because she can’t take him anymore. Reports the Daily News : ...
  1 week ago

• Is it an ego thing?

  
  Obnoxio The Clown — Authority: 487
  The tedious old Godbotherer was wittering on about our politicians Christmas cards. And while I am an atheist and couldnt really give a rats fucking arse about the religiosity of the cards, I had to admit they are a rum old bunch of fucking cards: The Prime Mentalist has this cheesy number: Enjoy it, you ...
  1 week ago

• Ugandan affairs

  
  Gareth Wyn — Authority: 124
  Private Eye used to use this as a euphemism for sexual shenanigans amongst politicians. Now it means either 1. bigoted hatred of gay men and women. 2. Abysmal journalism practiced by the BBC. The Ugandan parliament is planning on passing laws to make homosexuality punishable by death. A horrendous thought ...
  1 week ago

• Compare and contrast

  
  Obnoxio The Clown — Authority: 487
  This genius with this one .
  1 week ago

• Smugcuntgate

  
  Obnoxio The Clown — Authority: 487
  An insufferably smug cunt, earlier I see that Squeaker Berk is making a name for himself as the scourge of Parliament already: John Bercow, the House of Commons Speaker, has hailed the vastly superior expenses regime for MPs, claiming the publication of thousands of receipts was leading to greater openness and ...
  2 weeks ago

• Buyback-Bankers [Remunerated] “Investment” – 30% Quilted/Chimney

  
  spEak Youre bRanes — Authority: 494
  Thanks to Glenn for finding the last of these comments and introducing me to the techni-crabstick world of Stephen Dawson . It seems a few of you have emailed examples of his confusion before and Kelvin has used a few of them . I guess this just proves that, sometimes for weeks at a time, I can barely bring myself ...
  2 weeks ago

• Musical odyssey

  
  The Plashing Vole: parataxis — Authority: 140
  I should probably update you on the process of the Meisterwerk. Dan and I got together in Neals absence last Friday to lay down some tracks. Serious violence was done to a certain unpleasant megacelebrity of advancing years. The result was, in the parlance of the youth, a CHOON! We also wrote a track for Neal. Its ...
  2 weeks ago

• And what happened? Nothing!

  
  Obnoxio The Clown — Authority: 487
  I deliberately stayed away from this story, because I knew it would get suitable coverage. But I was still interested in what the consequences might be -- although, to be fair, I was pretty sure of what the consequences would be. And so it came to pass. Blatant thievery by a nonentity functionary in the political ...
  2 weeks ago

• Fu. Cking. Hell. #pbr

  
  Obnoxio The Clown — Authority: 487
  Existing budgets will remain unchanged until 2011, but he will admit that safeguarding frontline hospital, school and police services will mean deep cuts elsewhere in the years that follow. Fucking hell , badgerbrows: youre only going to start fixing this in 2011 / 2012? Ah well, nothing to worry about then! When ...
  2 weeks ago

• Workers, Shirkers and Extraordinary Bell-ends

  
  spEak Youre bRanes — Authority: 494
  When I read something like this it reminds me that these aren’t just simpletons. These are cretinous, self-absorbed ball-bags, proud of their dogmatic commitment to “not having the first fucking clue about anything, ever”. That shit takes skill. To be consistently wrong every time you express an opinion is ...
  3 weeks ago

• Twat Of The Day

  
  Mark Wadsworth — Authority: 442
  From The Grauniad : Professor Mike Devereux, director of the Oxford University Centre for Business Taxation, says the chancellor should announce a rise to a higher rate [of VAT] but delay it until 2012... According to Devereux, an increase in VAT has another advantage over other tax rises because it is harder to ...
  3 weeks ago

• Ford Sets Record For Biggest Tweetup [Car Twats]

  
  Jalopnik — Authority: 760
  OMG!!1! This mustve totally been Fords proudest. Moment. Ever. [ PRNewswire ]
  3 weeks ago

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