163 posts tagged Wife Humor

My husband and I were at a fundraiser recently. It is one of the blue ribbon events in our community… if you are somebody, then you are there. We are not “somebodies”. My friend happens to be the director of the institute, and needed warm bodies for a few open seats that were left.

First things first - don’t wear red nail polish. Yeah, you read that right. Columnist George Crane knew exactly the ingredients for a good and a bad marriage, and I finally have a reliable, codified list of requirements for my own future spouse. I find it difficult to argue with any of these things, though some of them seem a little strange.

CANCER “The day will be financially rewarding, you could have your favorite food today.” read “Your day Today” column in the daily. Some people believed in horoscopes, and they worked hard to make their forecasts true. They would change their perspective to make sure all the forecasts stood right.

Happy Mother’s Day True to form, I seem to be a little late for everything in life. But I did want to take a moment to thank my wife for being such a wonderful mother & best friend. Through all the struggles, all the stress and all the good times, you have been a great gift from the Universe! Here’s a top 10 list of why I love, and like, my wife so much: 10.

Bogged A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.

Installing husband Just got this from my officemate from her email… And I find it really funny… So here it goes Installing Husband !!!!!!! Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewellry applications

My wife was driving to a small family theme park called The Enchanted Forest with a friend “Sally” and her son “Jason.” The girl were talking about life, and my wife was sharing something personal, and rather sad. Sally offered to pray for her.

A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed. "Honey," she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm having a heart attack!" While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked man in the closet.

Do I like to have fun with our HYDROLOGIST Gov?   You bet I do!!  His wife of twenty two years will not move out of the Govs mansion while the divorce proceedings are going on. I wonder why?  The divorce proceedings are closed for public record and the story goes on.  This man is not what one would