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• Sarah Palin Has Special Rules For Media Coverage of Her Mall Appearance

  
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  Famous dingbat Sarah Palin continues her exciting Publicity Tour of Middle America, and pretty soon she’ll be at the famous Giant Shopping Mall of Minnesota. Interested in covering her appearance? Well if you are , there’s a good chance you’re some kind of “reporter” or “communist.” What’s that? You ...
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• Left-Wing Liberal Blogs To Destroy Sanctity Of White House Pool Reports

  
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  The most challenging investigative task a prominent Washington journalist could ever face in his or her career is to cover the White House Pool Report beat, where our greatest reporters take turns following the President during off-hours — just in case anything like a sex affair or juicy “gaffe” happens — and ...
  23 hours ago

• Anti-Mexican Group Attacks Former Mexican-Hating Hero Lou Dobbs For Suddenly Claiming To Not Hate Mexicans That Much

  
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  Bloated pigsicle Lou Dobbs left his stupid CNN show (and its 14 viewers) because a Ghost Mexican (New Jersey deer hunter) shot a gun in the vicinity of Dobbs’ acreage, and also because Lou Dobbs had somehow deluded himself into thinking there were people somewhere who gave a shit about him. But it turns out ...
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• ‘Freedom Tray’ Is Perfect Xmas Gift For Every Single Person In America

  
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  Do you have a hard time balancing a lap-full of bacon burgers and grease tacos while you drive around slurping caramel-coffee ice cream shakes and 172-oz. buckets of Mr. Pibb? Did foreigners steal your job? Wondering why your teen-aged daughter has so many middle-aged male friends from the MySpace showing up at all ...
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• Barack Obama And Tiger Woods Are Connected In Some Scandal Maybe?

  
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  Oh no, this much-anticipated cover of January’s Golf Digest could something something Obama’s “political capital” with his wars and stuff! What is he doing here, taking “tips” from the known… [checks latest TMZ press release in inbox]… murderous adulterous evil goblin Tiger Woods? The Atlantic ...
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• New Website Helps You Avoid Jew Stores

  
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  Wingnut Christians have a powerful new ally in the War On Xmas: It’s a website full of retailer ratings to let you know if maybe Jews or Atheists or (God forbid!) Muslims are making the Xmas Season less Christ-y! StandForChristmas.com reports and decides on which chain stores (WalMart) know the “reason for the ...
  3 days ago

• When Will Mike Huckabee (and Tiger Woods?) Praise the Death-Shooting of the Suspected Cop Killer?

  
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  Woo-hoo, the Seattle police just cold gunned down a black guy! But not just a regular standing-around black guy, an actual alleged cop killer who is likely the guy — eh, he can’t sue now, right? — okay, the actual cop-killing sonofabitch, totally dead, “shot and killed in South Seattle early this morning by a ...
  3 days ago

• Oh Here’s the Official White House Photo of Those Nutty White House Party Crashers

  
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  The new way to “get rich and famous” in America involves doing something tacky and sort of illegal, and getting the Main Stream Media to do a few thousand stories about it, and then …. profit? And that’s the only reason these nice sleazebags wanted to go to “Indian Food Night” at the White House! And ...
  4 days ago

• Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business

  
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  No first lady could even fucking imagine making something as wonderful and perfect as your editor’s famous Wonkette’s Actual Awesome Real Cranberry Business. It is one of those things that just blows people away, because they assume it must be so hard to make real cranberry relish because why else would we eat ...
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• So There Are Actually Two Sarah Palins But Don’t Panic You Guys!

  
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  A perfectly logical explanation for this, after the jump! See? The only possible conclusion is that the one on the left is a post-op Meghan McCain. Hey America, just try ignoring Meghan now that she’s actually Sarah Palin. [ Facebook via Andrew Sullivan ]
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• Levi Johnston’s Got a Towel Over His Junk

  
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  UPDATE: Really, a guy with his business covered by a big old towel is “not safe for work” now? WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA, etc., but if a nation’s few remaining employed people can’t practice their love on a front-page semi-nekkid Levi Johnston, we will hide the snausage after the jump. NOW BACK TO THE ...
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• Peggy Noonan Takes Delightful Cab Ride Down Fifth Avenue!

  
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  Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans have expired. This datum is known by Mme. Peggington Noonington, a prosemonger famous to children, and regal oligarch wordsmith for the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet. Peggington did not faceth the Grim Reaper this year. For someone who was born in ...
  2 weeks ago

• Wonkette probes work of U.S. Sen. Saxby Chambliss, R-Picasso

  
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  This is truly catastrophic
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• Saxby Chambliss Thinks Georgia Looks Like *This*

  
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  Georgia slaveowner Sen. Saxby Chambliss recently participated in this thing from National Geographic , which “invited all 100 U.S. Senators to draw a map of their home state from memory and to label at least three important places.” Most of the participating Senators sketched their states admirably. Chambliss, ...
  2 weeks ago

• John Kerry’s Drunk Daughter Busted In Hollywood

  
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  Oh jeez we will have to rewrite this lede to cover the (allegedly!) drunken Democrats who will all be arrested in Hollywood every night until Jesus’ birthday and the New Year are safely behind us: “It’s the holiday season, which means the Northern Virginia suburbs Hollywood are is going to be ...
  2 weeks ago

• Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover was Unnecessary – 11/18/09

  
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  Sarah Palin: Newsweek Cover was Unnecessary - 11/18/09
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• Liveblogging Sarah Palin On Oprah

  
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  Anyone else feel sick to your stomach? We’re going to get this over with, and then blow up the blog. [UPDATE: Its over! The liveblog is completely incoherent, as usual. Pareene also liveblogged it at Gawker. We both quoted Andrew Sullivan at 4:39!] 3:56 — Shutup. 3:56 — Oh wait that is just a nice lady on a ...
  2 weeks ago

• Check Out This Platonic Photo Of Charlie Crist And Another Dude

  
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  Oh ho ho! When Charlie Crist sends one of these to you — the fraudster Scott Rothstein in this case, ROWR — then you know he wants a “meeting in the governor’s office.” “Without pants.” “Because of gayness.” [ TPM ]
  2 weeks ago

• Hey Look, It’s A Picture Of A Page From ‘Going Rogue’

  
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  A top secret super secret Wonkette operative has sent us photos of pages 379 and 380 from Going Rogue ! Here is the part where Piper Palin kidnaps every liberal reporter in America on her boat and feeds them to the ancient Ice Goblin who lives five nauts upstream. What else is on these two particular pages of ...
  3 weeks ago

• Greg Craig Steps Down As White House Counsel, And Only Steve King Knows Why

  
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  Friday’s biggest political news item… is something else besides this: snow-topped O-bot Greg Craig has stepped down as White House counsel, following in the footsteps of such previous Great Recent White House Counsels as Alberto Gonzales and Harriet Miers. There has been speculation for months that he might do ...
  3 weeks ago

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