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Spaceship will lead to escape says Annoying Ministries
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Annoying Ministries ( formerly known as Apprising Ministries ) is building a space ship in hopes of leaving emergents and other sinners on planet earth. The ship is built using reinforced backbones of battle hardened truth warriors!!! The goal is to have the spaceship known as SIN-FREE ONE ready by late 2010, or ...1 day ago -
Only Three Ways To Die
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"The absolute truth, Dr. Lickerman?" Emily (not her real name) said to me, tears sliding down her red, swollen cheeks. "It was a relief ." She wasnt referring to being fired from a job she secretly despised or having a divorce finalized from a husband she no longer loved. She was describing instead how she felt ...1 day ago -
Jerks for Jesus
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The well known ministry JERKS FOR JESUS , a clearing-house for discernmentalist super ideas, insight by osmosis, and presumption celebrates a new look! Jerks for Jesus spokesman, A.R.Rogant notes “We all know that when you are in a truth war, haughtiness, self-righteousness and hate are perfect default ...2 days ago -
Incredible turn of events at Slice of Laodicea (SoL)
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Slice Laodicea (SoL) , a clearinghouse for bad news about Christendom has turned its barbed accusations against itself. Like SoL, our research robot monkeys had been scouring the internet daily. Only this time we stumbled upon this outrageous ( but obviously true ) connection (any connection we make no matter how far ...5 days ago -
Twilight Of Emergent Idolatry: New Age Apostasy
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Twilight Of Emergent Idolatry: New Age Apostasy is a sequel to the much beloved Tween Apostate classic of Emergent Babel, Twilight Of Emergent Idols . These Apostate films are based on the Emergent Twilight book series co-authored by a female Mormon false religionist and a bunch of Emergent heretics. A bunch of ...1 week ago -
Take a Stand Ministries chastises wrong person!
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Fellow discernmentalists , we have come under attack by one of our own! Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries cited iTodyaso as the culprit when I, yours truly Dr. Truthslayer (was the writer) and I simply provided the 100% Guarantee of Absolute Truth (and no compromise) to all our faithful readers! I ...1 week ago -
How to read incomprehensively.
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Original idea taken from FreakingNews.com How to read incomprehensively. When you read someone you are “discernmentalizing” follow these easy to use methods to make what that person said mean what YOU want them to say. This way the ODM you truly want to be will make anyone sound like a heretic. For ...1 week ago -
Bryant Gumbel in the race to get Tiger Woods interview
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New York City, Dec 7 (THAINDIAN NEWS) With a full-fledged affairs scandal behind Tiger Woods, he is hiding from the media and has only released one official statement so far. Even though a few new mistresses pop up all day. The media is hounding for sound bytes but the Tiger Woods camp is simply [...]1 week ago -
Wear a tin foil hat for protection!
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Are you afraid that liberals, emergents, moderate conservatives (ie secret covert liberals), are taking over the church that seeks to undermine the absolute truth? Are you afraid that new ideas my infiltrate your mind and steer your away from Christo-fascism, consumerism or make you eager to be a minister of ...1 week ago -
The Truthslayer guarantee!
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Dear readers, I have a guarantee for you! Here is my pledge…. Preaching the WHOLE Truth “Presenting the truth without compromise is not popular in many religious circles today. With a great volume of “feel good” and “happy” half-gospels being offered, those who buck the trend and offer ...1 week ago -
Brian McLaren Directly Assaults Discernmentalists
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Discernmentalists, we are under direct attack on a daily basis. We need to rally to arms and put on the aggressive defense. Just last month Brian McLaren directly assaulted Uncle Ken Silva and Aunt Ingrid Schlueter of Slice Of Laodicea. Ingrid was caught yelling in a headlock: What an appallingly ...2 weeks ago -
Dear Dr Truthslayer
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Dear Dr. Truthslayer, E ric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries states that he is “Preaching th e WHOLE Truth ” and “Presenting the truth without compromise is not popular in many religious circles today.” What do you think? Johnny Ignoramus, Winnipeg ________________________ Johnny, it is possible ...2 weeks ago -
Wounding a weaker brothers conscience!
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Our research robot monkeys happened to come across the following book The Church In A Pagan Society: Studies In 1 Corthians by David Ewert)…we believe that this is FOR NON- DISCERNMENTALISTS . It certainly does not apply to OUR discernmentalist types who research ministries and spell out the absolute truth by ...2 weeks ago -
Red Letter Christians: The True Cause Of World Poverty
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You heard that right— Red Letter Christians are the True Cause of world poverty . This is the logical conclusion to the Neo-Marxism of Red Letter Christianity . Neo-Marxism being linked with chronic poverty of Third World Countries and the Third Way of the Emerging Apostate Pastors ...2 weeks ago -
Back by popular demand….an obvious choice!
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The One & Only Nutty “O” puts the “Nut” back into Online Discernmentalist Ministries. We affectionally like to call it the NUT-O! It is not because WE online discernmentalists make outrageous comments…. we don’t really, it is simply because our rationalizations and great intellect go largely ...2 weeks ago -
De-Mentos….helping us to play down Jesus’ teachings!
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De-Mentos is the new mint to prevent you keeping your bible hermeneutics from overwhelming your political, ideological, or imperialistic allegiances . Discernmentalists must always keep our Christo-fascist theology, Religious Right, and conservo-centric traditionalisms well tuned against liberals, emergents, ...3 weeks ago -
Brannon Howse Warns That Emergents Are Actually Communistic Atheists
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Brannon Howse using GOIP Tech and STRETCH Technology ’s Hellescope discernmentalizes that Emergents are actually Atheistic Communists: Emerging Trouble The pastors and authors of one of America’s fastest growing spiritual movements, the Emergent Church, sing the praises of socialism. As I’ll ...3 weeks ago -
Mike Morrell’s Romanist Leanings
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If ye haven’t read my first post exposing Mike do so or else. The second thing that concerns us about Mike Morrell’s post is Mike’s Romanist leanings . Ken Silva is quoted as saying: What utter and complete blasphemy. May the Lord reveal Himself to you and open your eyes to the idol you have ...3 weeks ago -
RED-LETTER CHRISTIANS MARXIST- Says Jan Markell Part 4
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Olive Tree Ministries (OTM)apparently likes to report on high profile people such as Jim Wallis. Wallis was quoted as saying “In those red letters, Jesus calls us away from the consumerist values that dominate contemporary American consciousness.” Of course this is wrong, since the New Testament insists that ...3 weeks ago -
GOIPers Unite In A Day Of Imprecatory Prayer Against Obama
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Todd Friel , Wiley Drake and Brannon Howse lead the rally. GOIPers and fellow discernnmentalists hear the battle call . We who hold Jesus—- the King James Bible AV1611—the Absolute Truth in our hands have a duty to pray against ungodly rulers and our enemies —because this is what Jesus wants: ...4 weeks ago
