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• Bimbo Number Ten? Number Ten?

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  To quote the absolutely adorable Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live last week, Tiger Woods drove his SUV into a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out. Im well aware that people have affairs when theyre married. Those people are known as adulterers. Those adulterers are also known as scumbags. (Look, if youre going to ...
  1 day ago

• The Third (And Last) Top Ten Searches Of 2009

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Tired of reading about the top ten searches of 2009 for the various search engines? Im kind of tired of writing about them, really. But I find it interesting that the Yahoo! and Google searches differ in the ways of social networking (Google) popularity versus geeky and/or redneck entertainment (Yahoo!) popularity, ...
  2 days ago

• Youre Not Searching For These, Either

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  To recap, yesterday was the Top Ten Searches on Google for 2009. I dont know who was searching for these things, but apparently people were. Hence, the list. But I noticed that the Yahoo! list of their top searches for the year was a little different than the Google list. Not much, but a little. Both lists accentuate ...
  3 days ago

• Top Ten Things Youre Not Searching For

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Ive just glanced through the top Internet searches for 2009 on Google and on Yahoo! and Ive come to this conclusion: The Internet is a toy which we use strictly for our enjoyment and pleasure. Ive also concluded that while most folks are morons and judging strictly on what was searched for, folks that are searching on ...
  4 days ago

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  Kiss the frog !!! — Authority: 107
  In english Celebratingholidays with a sale ! Advent calendar goodies   from December 4 th until December 25 th   I will offer -15% on 12 different itemsevery day Thediscounted items will be featuring in the shop window everyday and I willrotate new items every day around noon. The sale will ...
  4 days ago

• Its Not An Egg

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Its been a while since weve had God or Jesus show up on a grilled cheese sandwich or in the back of someones pickup truck. Not literally, of course. Im referring to those folks that pour their Cheerios into their bowl in the morning and they go to take that first bite and look down to see those toasty Os looking like ...
  5 days ago

• Tiger Woops

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Today, my favorite person is a guy who I dont think I even knew existed before today. Even though the guy is a pro athlete (well, hes a golfer, but thats the same, isnt it?) and even though I do follow sports, I dont think that Id heard the guys name before today. But today, after not only hearing the guys name, but ...
  6 days ago

• Hot When Hes Shirtless Matt Lauers Tell Nothing Interview

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  If there was a new reality show called "Real Asshats of Washington, DC", Tareq and Michaele Salahi would be the stars. As you may or may not choose to be familiar with them, Tareq and Micheale were the two jokers who thought it amusing to weasel their way into the State Dinner at the White House last week. Dont get me ...
  1 week ago

• Were Doomed

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Im just playing around with a few things here. Since this seems to be my theme lately, I thought Id try a little sound bite to go with it. Were doomed! sound bite Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope sound bites Im kind of liking that. Look for posts chock full o sound bites in the future. But for now, ...
  1 week ago

• Tweet, Tweet! Whoops.

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  It doesnt surprise me that according to a LinkedIn Research Network/Harris Poll 69% of folks surveyed "said they didnt know enough about Twitter to comment on the service ". Thats because Twitter is ridiculous. And even when Twitter is explained to you, its really hard to grasp the concept at first because, ...
  1 week ago

• President....Pelosi??

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Doomed! Thats what we are. Doomed! We are now at the mercy of TV network and cable executives to do the right thing in order to prevent every day life from turning into a potential reality show stunt. That isnt the sort of scenario I was prepared for. Invasion by those from a foreign land? Sure. The bullying pulpit ...
  1 week ago

• Photographic Lapses in National Security

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  In my previous post, I rambled on about the inexplicable (again, without splick) lapse of security over yonder there at the White House when two assclowns were able to just waltz on into President Barrys State Dinner, sans being on the guest list and sans being guests. I have realized that I dont think I was able to ...
  1 week ago

• This Bat Does Not Cause Death

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Forget about all of the signs that youve been told will signal the end of civilization as we know it. Whether they be rising oceans, searing heat from the sun, the earth opening up and swallowing us whole, all of those would be preferable to how were really going to meet our doom. With ridiculous lawsuits. A ...
  1 week ago

• Do Not Buy

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Thanksgiving (or, as some of you refer to it, Thursday) is over and its time to think about Christmas shopping, right? Oh, Good Lord, now ? Yes (apparently), now. But heres a little twist. Instead of talking about everything that everyone is clamoring to buy for Christmas, lets chat about some of the things that Im ...
  1 week ago

• new prints !

  
  Kiss the frog !!! — Authority: 107
  In English just arrived in the shop For this holidays I will have an extra print section in the shop For those of you that want their prints ready to hang   I have added a new extra categoriePrints on mdf Older and new prints are now  printed  on mdf panel and are ready to hand or give away as ...
  1 week ago

• The Curious Case of Black Friday

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Heres to hoping that everyone had a happy Thanksgiving. And if you didnt celebrate Thanksgiving, heres to hoping that you had a happy Thursday. Ive long been fascinated by this whole Black Friday dealio. You know what it is. Its the thing where businesses have great deals on select items and those deals either ...
  1 week ago

• When Reunions Go Awry

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  ABC has this new show called " Find My Family " and it is just what it sounds like it is. People who have lost track of or who have never known family members (ie, kid gets put up for adoption and is searching for birth mother, or alcoholic father leaves family 25 years ago, but has now quit drinking and wants ...
  2 weeks ago

• We Dont Know Why We Like Her, We Just Do

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  According to the huffy folks over there at The Huffington Post , " Chase Whiteside and Erick Stroll of " New Left Media" set out to determine just what was it about Sarah Palin that impelled her supporters to stand in massive lines for hours for the chance to meet her at book signings." These are ...
  2 weeks ago

• A Little Replay

  
  DarcKnyt — Authority: 420
  I’ve been telling you about AlphaInventions.com for a while now, but I want to revisit the utility because Cheru Jackson, the programmer and genius behind the app, has revamped how it looks and maybe how it works.  He’s also interested in feedback to see how it can be further improved.AlphaInventions is a ...
  2 weeks ago

• Simulated Sex, But Actual Idiocy at the AMAs

  
  Mocking Words — Authority: 129
  Is it meaningless award season or what? I swear we just had a bunch of award shows that were mockable. Now the American Music Awards occur and we have to do it all over again? OK, if I must. But really, running them all together like this only makes it easier. When youre on a roll, its so much easier to just continue ...
  2 weeks ago

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