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• If were lucky...

  
  Country Girl / City Girl — Authority: 126
  ...well get a London post later today.
  1 day ago

• Hilarious jokes-A Ducks Job

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 137
  A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a ham sandwich.The bartender looks at him and says, "But youre a duck"."I see your eyes are working" replies the duck."And you talk!" exclaims the bartender."I see your ears are working" says the duck. "Now can I have my beer and sandwich please?"."Certainly," says the ...
  1 week ago

• Doggy Farts

  
  Funny Jokes — Authority: 120
  A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he’d been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.The problem developed into one of [...]Related posts: ...
  1 week ago

• The Brothel Parrot

  
  Funny Jokes — Authority: 120
  A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.“Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner.The owner looked at her seriously and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live ...
  2 weeks ago

• Making Puppies

  
  Funny Jokes — Authority: 120
  Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating.Johnny asks his father, “What are those dogs doing?”“Well they are making puppies,” his dad says.The next day they see the same dogs mating and already Johnny says, “Hey they are making puppies!”That night Johnny walks in on his ...
  2 weeks ago

• Joke of the Day – Issue #58

  
  fracas — Authority: 128
  It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.     He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand ...
  3 weeks ago

• Ultimate jokes-Easter eggs

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. Nothing happened on account of the hens there. However, a few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and ...
  3 weeks ago

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  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 137
  
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• Funny statements-Herd

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 137
  Noahs remark as the animals were boarding the ark:Now Ive herd everything!
  4 weeks ago

• Joke - How is My Cat?...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 129
  How Is My Cat? A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life. He was planning a trip to England and entrusted the cat to his brothers care. As soon as he arrived in England he called his brother. "How is my cat?" he asked. "Your cat is dead," came the reply. "Oh my," he exclaimed. ...
  8 weeks ago

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