28 posts tagged away message

Found my old system which plugs into a TV and plays Mappy, Pacman, and Galaga. Leave one, I'll be busy for a few hours.

I often wonder how my brain, while being able to successfully accomplish the completion of vector calculus, doesn't have the sense to tell my body not to sneeze if I am in the middle of peeing. Changing my pants and shirt.

The next time I am talking to somebody on AIM and I say something, and they respond merely by typing 3 periods in a row, I will somehow crawl through my computer and through the wires and out of theirs and pee on their keyboard. The symbol was not meant to be used as a response to something.

So I eat a big meal to celebrate the end of my finals and now on my first day of work, none of my pants fit. Super. Can I suck in my gut for another 5 hours? Only time will tell.

I just want to wish everyone a happy Mother’s Day from The Princess Bitch Chronicles.  Hope it is going well if you celebrate it.  I personally am stuck at work and shall be wishing my mother a happy day via phone.  To celebrate today properly I bring you two away messages involving today!

Tell me to raise my hand in the air like I just don't care? When, in the history of life anywhere, has anybody signified a nonchalant attitude toward something by raising their hands and saying "Hey...Ho!" Never. Listening to old school rap

I swore to myself that I could watch The Ultimate Fighter and not feel bad about myself. I lost. Going for a run.

Within the rows of my current Excel sheets are lists of restaurants. In the columns are ranks based on the following: Quality Price Service Amount of Time (including travel time to restaurant) What I am in the mood for The rank of each is multiplied by the following numbers: Mood is worth 5 points, quality is worth 4 points, price 3 points, amount of time 2 points, and service 1 point.

Gold Bonding my nuts. Cold, then warm, then...beautiful.

A little poem I thought up while bored after my final: Boner. Oh Woe is me For I have nobody To suck on thee... Boner. Yes, I am enough of a genius to rhyme "boner" with "boner". You however, are not allowed. Deal with it.