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• Funny toons-Blonde moment

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  "If you are gonna pad your bra with Kleenex,take them out of the box first"
  48 minutes ago

• Blonde Inventions

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 138
  1. The water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary index 7. Ejector seat in a helicopter 8. Powdered water 9. Pedal-powered wheel chair 10. Water-proof tea bag
  1 day ago

• Was it a smart or a stupid blonde one?

  
  Hot Funny SMS — Authority: 144
  A blond woman picks up a 100.Was it a smart or a stupid blonde one?………………….stupid of course,there are no others
  2 days ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The Manager of the project advertised for workers to complete the job. Three groups responded. A team of Irishmen, a group of Italians, and a final team composed of Blondes. Since none of the groups would work with anyone ...
  4 days ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that? HELLLOOOOOOO....., answered the blond. Theyre watch dogs!
  5 days ago

• Blonde jokes-Cheap cruise travel

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 138
  A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "Id like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and ...
  6 days ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it? She thought for a time and then asked, Is it on or off?
  1 week ago

• Blonde jokes-Cruise special

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "Id like the $99 cruise special, please."The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and ...
  1 week ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, We were the first in space! The American said, We were the first on the moon! The Blonde said, So what? Were going to be the first on the sun! The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. You cant land on the ...
  1 week ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, PULL OVER! NO! the ...
  1 week ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctors office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. Impossible! says the doctor. Show me. The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; Likewise she ...
  1 week ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little Antartian got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddys advice that if ...
  2 weeks ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  Theres this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. Yoo-hoo! she shouts, How can I get to the other side? The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, You ARE on the other side.
  2 weeks ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!
  2 weeks ago

• Blonde in a snowstorm

  
  Joke Mail — Authority: 119
  A blonde gets lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembers her fathers advice, "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Soon a snow plow comes by, and she follows it for about 45 minutes.Finally, the driver of the truck gets out and asks her what she is doing. She explains the ...
  3 weeks ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, Whats the story? He replies, Just crap in the carburetor She asks, How often do I have to do that?
  3 weeks ago

• Best funny jokes-Good news

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies."Are you feeling OK?" he asked."Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex with every man I meet," she admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?""Why yes, there is," he ...
  4 weeks ago

• The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes

  
  Stix Blog ver 4.0 — Authority: 154
  The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all > these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she > decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going > to paint ...
  4 weeks ago

• Another Blonde Joke

  
  Beth's Blog — Authority: 155
  Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon? The other blonde turns and says Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????
  4 weeks ago

• Jordan Wimmer: when it comes to blonde jokes Ive heard a few dumb ones

  
  Daily Telegraph | Telegraph.co.uk — Authority: 965
  Mark Lowe the multimillionaire boss taken to tribunal by a female colleague is alleged to have made some very unfunny jokes writes Bryony Gordon.
  4 weeks ago

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