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• If Jesus were a veg, what would it be?

  
  The Freethinker — Authority: 564
  Away in a mange-tout: The baby Jesus carrot reclines in a stable cos there wasnt mushroom at the inn A Jerusalem artichoke, surely? Nah, far too exotic for the folk who run Tullys Farm in West Sussex. Instead they have chosen the ’umble carrot to represent the baby Jesus in a veggie nativity scene created by ...
  20 hours ago

• Crackpot Christian fundies beseech God to restrain randy Tiger Woods

  
  The Freethinker — Authority: 564
  IF Tiger Woods is feeling a trifle less randy this morning, it could be ’cos his libido has been zapped by that notorious passion-killer, Jehovah. On Wednesday, you see, a band of Christian fundies – who could think of nothing more worthwhile to do in the run-up to Christmas – gathered at Baltimore’s Mircale ...
  1 day ago

• rarities

  
  the life and times of annemarie — Authority: 117
  Ive been trying to capture Lucys real smile on film for at least a month now. She has that wonderful baby trait of becoming quite serious most of the time when a camera is pointed at her. The picture above is not bad, but her goofball grin splits her face in half and is absolutely hilarious. Since it is the result of ...
  2 days ago

• Not So Secret Santa: Day 4

  
  the school of jensen & jared — Authority: 112
  On the fourth day of Christmas, my mentwhores gave to me…A fact-filled 100% trufax love story!!It TTLY makes sense… if you don’t think about it.~~~~~SO. ONCE UPON A TIME, JARED PADALECKI WAS DATING SANDRA MCCOY. AND ONE DAY SANDY WAS LIKE, “YO, JARED. I JUST SAW THE MOST AMAZING PAIR OF PINK LEATHER COWBOY ...
  2 days ago

• Accountability vs Blame

  
  Marine Snow — Authority: 123
  Anorexia is like draft excluder. That squeezy foamy stuff that you squirt in cracks, the goo that puffs up to fill crevices and nooks and crannies. It’ll expand to fill as much room as it can take. Now that the stress of work is gone, puffetty-putt-poof. Up fluffs an eating disorder mindset to fill the [...]
  4 days ago

• Over-thinking...

  
  Saying yes... — Authority: 423
  I over-think when I am tired. I do stupid stuff while trying to do the exact opposite. If I know Im fried, if I know Im tired and have a task to perform, my brain goes into nit-picky mode... most of the time picking the thing that makes the least amount of sense... And... there are usually witnesses... witnesses ...
  5 days ago

• Guitar Hero Inspired Christmas Light Hero Actually Playable On The Side Of A House

  
  Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome — Authority: 734
  This is a screenshot of some kid playing Christmas Light Hero on the front of his (parents) house. And I thought I was a crazy Christmas decorator (I am, I wander around the front yard in my bathrobe cackling)! According to the Daily What, Ric Turner, a former Disney imagineer and special effects specialist, ...
  5 days ago

• Some Images Are Unintentionally Perfect

  
  WOK3 — Authority: 142
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• A Very Merry MIXMAS!

  
  Modern Mystery — Authority: 119
  The holidays are soon approaching and we here at Modern Mystery have just the right thing to get you into the Christmas spirit! Holiday music is one of the best things about the season and we hope you enjoy this little, well, er, big mix. It’s our second Mixmas and we went all out with 38 songs this year. Everyone ...
  6 days ago

• Cracking me UP....

  
  Country Girl / City Girl — Authority: 127
  The dog hates it when I get emails that make me laugh out loud. Its just him and me in the house all day...sudden, unexplained laughter interrupts his routine. (Which consists of napping, napping and more napping.) We have a section in our local paper called You Said It, where people can call in and make anonymous ...
  1 week ago

• Blu-ray Review: “Living Fireplace Volume 2″

  
  Popdose — Authority: 639
  Let me answer your first question straight off: Yes, I’ve written a review of a Blu-ray disc that features little more than a burning fireplace. I know it’s a little weird. Here’s something even weirder: Everyone has their favorite television holiday special, right? Mine is the Yule Log . A brief history: in ...
  1 week ago

• Have you seen this manbag?

  
  Answer Me This! Podcast — Authority: 119
  ** Click here for Episode 120 ** This is a bit like those small-ads you see in the paper saying, “Saw you on the District Line, you were wearing a scarf, I was the girl who dropped my headphones. Drink?”, only non-romantic. James from Sheffield seeks like-minded individual for minor acquaintance or minor ...
  1 week ago

• bath-eating

  
  Answer Me This! Podcast — Authority: 119
  ** Click here for Episode 120 ** Here’s a question we could not answer from Beckles : Last Saturday I was listening to you whilst I was in the bath. When I was in the bath I treated myself to a little snack of corn on the cob. Weird I know but I’m fine with it. It did however make me think of a question to ...
  1 week ago

• “I’am Only Three”

  
  Authspot — Authority: 560
  Image via Wikipedia I felt the tree in my hands, and it felt very good, but I couldn’t understand, why they cut it down for wood… Couldn’t understand why, man would chop it down, that would make me cry, seeing fall to the ground… I smelt its leaves, as they danced in the breeze, tasted its sap, now ...
  1 week ago

• Bicycle lanes removed after scantily-clad cyclists upset NY’s ultra-Orthodox Jews

  
  The Freethinker — Authority: 564
  A CYCLE lane “war” has broken out in the New York Hasidic enclave of Williamsburg. The lanes, covering 14 blocks of the neighbourhood were sandblasted away last week after Jewish zealots complained that scantily-clad hipster cyclists were distracting them from holy thoughts. A volatile mix: Hasid Jews and a ...
  1 week ago

• Everybody Hates An Uppity Negro: How Tiger Woods Has United America

  
  The Starting Five — Authority: 425
  Tiger Woods’ fame is more curse than gift these days. Recently his fame has grown beyond the daytime, prime time and late night confines of The Golf Channel, ESPN or similarly narrowly focused periodicals. He is the number one topic in the sports world, the news world and especially the gossip world. The most ...
  1 week ago

• Re: great-grandfather

  
  TreasureNet Forum — Authority: 195
  we used to do a purse or a wallet that way, leave on side of road and when somebody screeched to a halt we would jerk it into the bushes...got a few laughs but one fellow got real mad about it so we quit doing it.
  1 week ago

• Re: great-grandfather

  
  TreasureNet Forum — Authority: 195
  Quote from: tonytygr on Yesterday at 11:45:33 AM Not sure if this is the right place to post but its good for a laugh. My great-grandfather used to sit on his porch with a fishing line tied to a $20 bill laying on the sidewalk. When somebody would walk by and reach for the 20 he would pull on the line pulling the ...
  1 week ago

• Boot Kevin Jennings!

  
  GM's Place.Com — Authority: 129
  I’m posting this letter in its entirety.  I hope Mr. Obama has the stones to listen and to act.  Bravo Mrs. Hartline, bravo!By Jennifer Hartline12/5/2009Catholic OnlineAs a mother and voter I demand that Kevin Jennings be removed from his position today.CHESAPEAKE, Va. (Catholic Online) – The following letter ...
  1 week ago

• KSM Trial Protests

  
  GM's Place.Com — Authority: 129
  Urban Infidel has an awful lot of photos of the protest in New York.  Time spent in the cold wet rain to get the message out.  Thanks UI.
  1 week ago

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