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• Thanksgiving Cartoons...

  
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  Thanksgiving Cartoons [IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/Thanksgivingdog0911.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/Thanksgiving0910.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/Thanksgiving097.jpg][IMG: ...
  13 hours ago

• Joke - Things Not To Say When Stopped By A Cop...

  
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  Things Not To Say When Stopped By A Cop... 1. "I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer." (OK in Texas) 2. "Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in." 3. "Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?" 4. "Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up ...
  2 days ago

• Joke - Volkswagen Vs. Rolls Royce...

  
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  Volkswagen Vs. Rolls Royce A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells to the guy in the Rolls, “Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?” The guy in the Rolls answers, “Yes, of course I do.” “I got one too, ...
  3 days ago

• Joke - Sharing...

  
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  Sharing An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly ...
  4 days ago

• Thanksgiving Cartoons...

  
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  Happy Saturday, everyone! I have Thanksgiving cartoons for you all today. This is the first (of a two-part) installment. I will have the second set next weekend. I hope everyone is having a great start to their holiday season! Sending out peace and joy... Val =) Thanksgiving Cartoons
  1 week ago

• Joke - First Kiss...

  
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  First Kiss At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a goodnight kiss?” Horrified, she ...
  1 week ago

• Joke - The Suicidal Man...

  
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  The Suicidal Man (by Emo Philips) I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off, so I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well... are you religious?” He ...
  1 week ago

• Joke - Sick of Blonde Jokes...

  
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  Sick of Blonde Jokes One day, a blonde who was very tired of being teased and ridiculed for being blonde, and was upset with all the blonde jokes, decided to make an appointment for the the next day with her hairdresser to become a brunette. She went to the appointment and loved her hair! She thanked the ...
  1 week ago

• More Halloween Cartoons...

  
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  Maxine Does Halloween [IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/MaxineHalloween1.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/MaxineHallowen8.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/MaxineHalloween3.jpg][IMG: ...
  2 weeks ago

• Halloween Cartoons...

  
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  BOO!!... Happy Halloween everyone!!! I have two sets of Halloween cartoons for you all. The first set is below. The second set I will be posting very shortly. They are all Maxine Halloween cartoons. I hope everyone is enjoying their weekend! Stay safe, warm, and well. Sending joy... Val =) Halloween Cartoons
  2 weeks ago

• Two Halloween Jokes...

  
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  Costume Shopping Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think Ill go as Beethoven." Steven Seagal sees a costume ...
  2 weeks ago

• Halloween Funny - Some Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters...

  
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  Some Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters Give away something other than candy (e.g. toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.). =) Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "TOP SECRET" in big letters. When trick- or-treaters come, look around suspiciously and say, "Its about time you got ...
  2 weeks ago

• Halloween Jokes...

  
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  Halloween Vamps Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?" The first vampire said, "Ill have a mug of blood." The second vampire said, "Ill have a mug of blood." The third vampire shook his head at his companions and ...
  2 weeks ago

• Two Halloween jokes...

  
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  Stranger At The Window Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, "Look at he window. Theres an old ghosts face there!" The driver sped up, but the ...
  3 weeks ago

• Halloween Jokes...

  
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  Bones The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat. I hadnt considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car ...
  3 weeks ago

• Halloween Joke - Fixing The Headstone...

  
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  Fixing The Headstone Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they saw an old man with a hammer and ...
  3 weeks ago

• Halloween Puns...

  
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  Halloween Puns Whats a vampires favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo What ...
  3 weeks ago

• Joke - An Old Mans Dying Request...

  
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  An Old Mans Dying Request An elderly man visited his doctor and found that he didnt have very long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate - his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. He explained, "Well, today I found out I dont have long to live. So I have ...
  4 weeks ago

• Joke - Patience is a Virtue...

  
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  Patience is a Virtue A gentleman was lonely and decided life would be more fun with a pet friend. He went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede that came in a little white box. He took the box and pet back home and the ...
  4 weeks ago

• Cartoons...

  
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  The cartoons below can be found at Readers Digest online . I will have the final installment next Saturday. I will be posting Halloween cartoons soon! Hope you all are enjoying my picks! Have a lovely Fall weekend! Sending joy... Val =) Miscellaneous Cartoons
  6 weeks ago

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