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• Motorbike parking FAIL!

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  I can only assume this was the morning after the night before . . . Judging by the fact that he appears to have been riding in his underwear, I guess that clinches it! Peter
  1 day ago

• How Fairfax County Went Red In 2009…

  
  Virginia Virtucon — Authority: 604
  This is a very interesting interactive map that shows just how Bob McDonnell turned Fairfax County red in the 2009 election and why the GOP made gains in various House districts.  Just roll your cursor over the various precincts to see the results.  You will note that the implications of this go much deeper ...
  1 day ago

• Doofus Of The Day #288

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  Todays Doofus is from California . The California Highway Patrol says a man stole a car to make a court appearance on a previous auto theft charge. Patrol investigator Chris Linehan says he arrested Samuel Botchvaroff on Tuesday as he sat inside a stolen 2000 Range Rover at the Vallejo courthouse. The 24-year-old ...
  2 days ago

• Our Commanders Cant Recognise Defeat...

  
  Staghounds — Authority: 112
  Look, Generals and Commander in Chief, you need to retake Defeat 101. Major Loser has, all by himself, inflicted a significant defeat on the Great Satan generally and its Army particularly. First, he destroyed a platoon (officer heavy) all by himself. Roughly ten million dollars in direct pension and medical ...
  3 days ago

• Letter to my 16-year-old self…

  
  Trailer Park Refugee — Authority: 417
  Not that i would have actually listened, mind you… but a stumble into dearme  triggered the thought exercise.  Exactly what would i have told myself at 16 that might possibly have made a difference?  Who knows…  here’s my best guess after a couple glasses of bourbon. Dear 16-year-old daisyfae, Christ.  ...
  1 week ago

• Annalie’s birthday song for Gramaw Debbie

  
  bethany actually — Authority: 122
  Ooops, I meant to post this earlier today when I uploaded it to Flickr. My mom’s birthday was yesterday, November 4th. When I was five years old, in 1980, my mom’s birthday happened to be on Election Day. It was a presidential election year, so of course the elections were a big deal and much-talked-about on the ...
  1 week ago

• Doofus Of The Day #287

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  Todays title goes to an unidentified division of the Italian police force . An Italian motorcyclist is appealing after he lost his licence when speed cameras clocked him at an impossible 383 mph. Paolo Turina, 26 - who also copped a £200 fine [just over US $330] - claims the speed camera was clearly so defective ...
  1 week ago

• Fire Safety and Prevention For Kids

  
  Melissas Homeschool Blog — Authority: 127
  This whole week, is fire safety, and prevention here at Melissas Homeschool. My kids got a kick out of Dan Doofus last year, so I am posting them again this year. We actually do fire week, a few times through the school year. Yes, we actually set off the alarm, block exits, and create various scenarios. Let your ...
  1 week ago

• Doofus Of The Day #286

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  Our hapless Doofus today is from China . A naked man who climbed out of a window and hid on the ledge to escape his lovers furious husband has been caught on camera. Love cheat Sun Meng has been given the cold shoulder by his community after pictures of him cowering naked on an air conditioner were posted online ...
  1 week ago

• Doofus Of The Day #285

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  Todays award goes to Matthew Allan McNelly and Joey Lee Miller of Iowa. CNN reports : Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a mans home in Carroll, Iowa. When police stopped a vehicle matching the callers description blocks away, they ...
  2 weeks ago

• Monday Morning With Doofus-Dawg: Mama Always DID Like Me Best!

  
  This Full House — Authority: 486
  Doh, Ah loves it when Mama does that... Mah moms is not heres, right now and...doh...excuse me a minute, puh-leeze. BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF! Doh, sorry bout that.  Ah hates squirrels.  Dont yous?  Anyways. Mah moms is not heres, I think and...um...doh yeah...ah remembers now. [heavy sigh] Ah ...
  2 weeks ago

• Doofus Of The Day #284

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  Our title today goes to a delivery driver in England, for demonstrating that when technology (specifically, GPS and satellite navigation) replaces common sense, this is what happens! The Daily Mail reports : You may think anyone with eyes would realise that a 3ft-wide footpath is not the best route to drive ...
  2 weeks ago

• Doofus Of The Day #283

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  A few weeks ago we saw a gentleman of Romanian extraction get his from a horse he was mistreating. It seems people from that part of the world dont learn too easily . . . Go, horse! Peter
  3 weeks ago

• Doofus Of The Day #282

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  An automotive pursuit turned into something of a comedy recently. Benny Hill meets the Keystone Cops, perhaps? And what, precisely, did the driver think he was doing? A Doofus indeed! Peter
  3 weeks ago

• Grayson’s being goofy again, in a Lovecraftian sort of way.

  
  Moe Lane — Authority: 672
  And if you take a look at his Necronomicon *, you’ll see that people are already treating it with all the respect that such a grandstanding act deserves. Needless to say, I’ve already gotten the screen shot . Silly man. Moe Lane *Somebody should have told him what “book of the names of the dead” means ...
  3 weeks ago

• Doofus Of The Day #281

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  Todays doofus is an Italian man , who set a new record for the number of driving offenses committed in the shortest time in Switzerland. First the 47-year-old pulsed past police doing 100mph in a 60mph zone. Then he broke three more highway rules by driving too close to cars, too close to the kerb and weaving ...
  3 weeks ago

• Monday Morning With Doofus-Dawg: Ah Ate an Apple and Ah Liked It!

  
  This Full House — Authority: 486
    Doh, good mornin...welcome to the dawg house. Mah mom is not heres, right now and...doh...excuse me a minute, puh-leeze. BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF! Doh, sorry bout that.  Ah hates some peoples, sometimes.  Dont yous?  Anyways. Mah mom is not heres, I think and...um...doh yeah...ah remembers now. ...
  3 weeks ago

• Doofus Of The Day #279

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  Our award today goes to Toyota USA and its advertising agency, Saatchi & Saatchi, with an extra helping of in-your-face chutzpah awarded to Toyota for its reaction, as noted below. Lemondrop reports : A woman in Los Angeles is suing Toyota for $10 million over what some are calling a "terror marketing ...
  4 weeks ago

• Doofus Of The Day #278

  
  Bayou Renaissance Man — Authority: 483
  Todays Doofus is from Wisconsin . A womans attempt to avoid arrest over shoplifting some beef jerky proved ineffective, as it turned out that stripping in front of policemen wont stop them from arresting you. Kicking them in the groin also doesnt help you cause, apparently. The woman, identified as Julia E Laack ...
  4 weeks ago

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