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• political ad of the week!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  The only thing worse than local car dealer TV spots, are local political ads (OK, and a lot of national ones too.) But here’s one that takes the cake. It’s a campaign ad for Republican congressional candidate Mark Oxner from Champions Gate, Florida, which I am told is just one giant retirement home on an ...
  4 days ago

• Why you shouldn’t mess with the feds!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  The more I read about the arrest of Megaupload Nozzle , Kim Dotcom, the stranger it gets. He’s facing extradition to the US, and if convicted, a long time in the slammer. Here’s a slightly edited comment on Gawker by “AbFabGab”… Lets make one thing clear, MegaUpload wasnt selling the intellectual ...
  1 week ago

• Did someone nobble Miss Van Der Volt?

  
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  AdScamer, “Chevy Driver” advises me that the winner of the world’s wankiest crowdsourcing contest is not “Miss Van Der Volt.” Obviously, in spite of you all casting your votes for her, some kind of shit has been going on, and she will not be starring in a Chevy Super Bowl spot. The “massive” ...
  1 week ago

• Who the hell is buying all the phones?

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  It would seem that anyone in the IT or eCommerce business is only doing well if they are dealing in fucking mega numbers. Every day, we hear that FaceBook has just signed up another hundred million fucktards, Groupon flogged another trillion coupons for out of date sushi, and Twitter is on course to generate a ...
  1 week ago

• Nazi… Nazi… Nazi… Alert!!!

  
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  Loverrrrllly AdScamer, Clemenza” has pointed me in the direction of a rather startling piece of news … Apparently, Poland is looking for an investor to turn the "Wolfs Lair" of Der Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler into a tourist attraction. Gott im Hell, what the fuck is das abut… Is nothing sacred??? The ruins of Der ...
  1 week ago

• amazon Just jumped my shark!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  Loyal AdScamers know that I am now doing a weekly column on BusinessInsider… I do it for fucking FREE, even though they don’t let me say fuck, douchenozzle, or wanker, ‘cos I am a prince. Anyway, I did one yesterday about a recent less than satisfactory experience with Amazon. Get your arse over there and ...
  1 week ago

• Michael Roth taught Italian cruise ship captain everything he knows!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  Some of my AdScamers are either fucking rich, or because they work for a BDA or a BDC, have wangled a subscription to the Delaney Report, which is a rather cleaned up edition of AdScam. You have to love today’s edition… See below . Apparently the pressure is on Michael “I know insurance” Roth, to dump ...
  1 week ago

• Best place to buy a Jeddah Julep!

  
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  You have to laugh at the piece in USAToday (the fucktards’ who did the Ron Paul link fuck up the other day) Who have a feature on the world’s worst and best airports. Yeah, we know, they all fucking suck. But, one of the worse is Delta’s Terminal 3 at JFK (why am I not surprised?) Which is summed up by ...
  1 week ago

• yang yanks his ying!

  
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  After tying himself to the mast and blocking his ears with sushi in an attempt to drown out the calls from shareholders that he should fuck off… Jerry Yang has done the honorable thing and fucked off. And it only took him seventeen fucking years. New CEO Scott Thompson has hardly had time to get rid of all Carol ...
  2 weeks ago

• This just in from "Wisey" - murdoch od’s on goon. tweets remaining brains out!

  
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  You have to laugh at the hypocrisy of the Wizened of Oz with his “Tweeting Lunacy” opposition to the anti-piracy bill everyone is getting their knickers in a twist about. I think it best summed up by this from professor Rogan Kersh, of New York University… “Murdoch represents a “radioactive” brand ...
  2 weeks ago

• love this link baby!

  
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  There’s a very boring story at USAToday talking about how Burger King will be delivering Whoppers to people insane enough to ask for home delivery of the world’s shitiest fast food. No doubt laid off CP+B staffers wearing plastic King heads will arrive on the doorstep with the petri dish delectable. Anyway, ...
  2 weeks ago

• you can fumble, but you can’t fuck up!

  
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  Interesting interview with Anne Mulcahy, former CEO of Xerox, on CNBC . They ask her why Xerox managed to turn itself around, while Kodak is now totally fucked, to the point where it will probably go into bankruptcy. She goes on about how in 2000, they had the courage to move away from their core, legacy business ...
  2 weeks ago

• Hard, clean bullshit!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  The mumbo-jumbo that the ad biz is currently obsessed with, continues apace in an AdAge article which shows how “Grow” author, Jim Stengel… “Aims to bring analytical vigor to purpose driven marketing.” Whatever the fuck that means! It goes on and fucking on about how this ex P&G wanker has ...
  2 weeks ago

• What color hats do the good guys wear?

  
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  In my continuing series of expose’s of dumb fucking tweets done by dumb fucking TweetNozles, Gizmodo points us in the direction of this classic done today (Martin Luther King Day) pointing shit guzzling fucktards in the direction of their latest chemically enhanced creation. "Have you ever dreamed about eating ...
  2 weeks ago

• adrants does shit for money. Shame sir. Shame!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  Over on AdRants, my old mate, Steve Hall (Who still owes me dinner, the tight bastard) Has the third outing of his video series , Future of Engagement . Which to be honest with you Steve, I have no fucking idea what this is all about… Anyway, in this episode, host Murray Newlands speaks with Alpha Bird Chief ...
  2 weeks ago

• Mindshare losing sprint’s share of mind!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  Since Sprint pulled the plug on Goodby, Silverstein, shifting all the creative to Publicis, who, as usual, created a “Team Sprint” – Yawn, fucking yawn… Now, after a series of discussions, (which is code for placing suppliers on the rack in a dark, smelly dungeon) Sprint is also shifting traditional ...
  2 weeks ago

• Microsoft calling!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  It would seem that Microsoft, the company everyone and their grandmother hates, was a bit of a hit at CES last week. Previews of two new Windows phones and Windows 8 impressed all the wankers who write about this shit. Does this mean that iToy users are destined to be out-geeked by fucking Microsoft… As Zippy ...
  2 weeks ago

• Murdoch moves to the darker, darker side!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  Now that the Wizened of Oz has discovered Twitter… He has decided to go ape-shit in defense of his God given rights to rape the unwashed masses of social media fucktards… Or something. I guess that makes as much sense as his last tweet… See below… Which has now been deleted by his handlers before allowing ...
  2 weeks ago

• the ultimate “Twat-App!”

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  I thought that everything a social media nozzle could ever want was already out there. Billions of apps, games and sites that will hook you up with fellow bestiality practitioners, or whatever deviant shit youre in to. Then, courtesy of Tim Nudd , up pops a Facebook app called If I Die, which allows you to post ...
  2 weeks ago

• the end of the ad biz as we know it!

  
  AdScam/The Horror! — Authority: 422
  Did you see the shocking news that McGarryBowen has actually lost a fucking account!!! Yes the Chase Sapphire credit card biz has upped stumps and moved on to Saatchi. Panic is now sweeping the halls of America’s hottest agency. Gordon Bowen has disappeared… Again. Over at Saatchi, Kev “I wear black” ...
  2 weeks ago

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