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• Those Who Can, Teach, Those Who Can’t Are Criminals

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  I was young, it was college, I only took a puff! Of all the dumbassed nanny state ideas! Ofsted want all the estimated 40,000 parents who are teaching their kids at home to undergo a criminal records check. The parents who fall below the line of Mary Poppin’s status should then be barred from teaching their own ...
  9 hours ago

• Woolen Socks Are Easier To Run In While Naked

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  London police have arrested Vincent Mucci after they spotted him running down the street naked except for his woolen socks. No word on what type of socks but they are believed to be holeproof!
  11 hours ago

• Japanese Jackass

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  OMG, a Japanese game show set in a library. How bad could it be? Nasty in silence.
  12 hours ago

• Something to Tell the Grandkids

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Nicole M. Smith was allegedly drunk as, when she cleaned up three parked cars (a Honda, a Saturn and a Ford Ranger) with her Dodge Durango in Iowa. An eye witness said they saw the woman try to get the Dodge into gear before stepping out of the vehicle completely naked! By the time police had arrived someone had found ...
  13 hours ago

• Vanuatu’s Prime Minister Ousted After Staff Blunder

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  It was on my things to do list! WTF, you forgot to send a absentee note…three times, Damn! Vanuatu’s prime minister has been ousted after his staffers made a paperwork blunder! Now ex Prime Minister Edward Natapei has been forced to forfeit his seat after he missed three consecutive sittings without friggin ...
  15 hours ago

• Age of Scrutiny

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Good luck with that! Michael Trkulja is suing Google for getting shot in the back by a hitman. Reason? Hmm, because when you type in his name on Google’s search engine you can find Mr Trkulja and his photo on numerous websites about underworld figures of Melbourne (something he claims he’s not). Despite the ...
  16 hours ago

• Best Secretary Ever!

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Thumbs up to Claudia De La Rosa, the Florida secretary who rang the Miami International Airport to call in a bomb threat so her late running boss wouldn’t miss his flight.
  16 hours ago

• Nutty Custy

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 143
  sup, all!   You may remember my rant about Boss Bitch and how happy we all were that she was leaving for three months over Christmas.   I spoke too fucking soon, but thats neither here nor there. This isthe tale of me, the customer and the poppyseed friand that took placeyesterday.   Custy: Does that chocolate ...
  23 hours ago

• Black Friday Dumbasses in Boise, Idaho

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 143
  
  2 days ago

• Attorney Pulls The Pin

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  WTF, they told me it wasnt live! Some defense attorneys in Reno County are such kidders. Take Sam Kepfield for instance, he decided to make his point in court by bringing out a hand grenade,pulling the pin and then placing it on the prosecutor’s table. He was trying to show how his client could be easily ...
  2 days ago

• Bad Day At The Office

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Some people aren’t meant for a life of crime, right OJ? So it was no surpise when a would-be crook in Germany handed himself into police after four epic fails in the same day.Yep, Ralf Lautenbach was having one of those dumbassed robber days. It started off with too failed hotel hold ups , followed by a failed tax ...
  2 days ago

• Drug Mule Fool

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  I swear man, no druggie , no lie! Holy dumbass drug mule Batman. Fidelis Ozouli has got to be the stupidest friggin drug smuggler in the world or the most naive. He claims he didn’t have a clue that the 67 packages he swallowed for a mate were full of drugs, let alone cocaine. Drug fool was hiding 1kg of the class ...
  3 days ago

• Retail Hell of the Poultry Kind

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 143
  From Chicken Flinger:  So I recently got a job at a well known fast food chicken place.  I can leave it up to you to decide which one. I was working the lobby cash register the other night and we wereexperiencing a rush.  You can see where this is going, right?  So, ofcourse, at the beginning of the line ...
  3 days ago

• Will They Ever Learn?

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  How many times do I have to go over this dumbass robbers.Do not and I repeat do not rob a friggin bank when you live five doors down. Urgh, Christopher Walker attacked a cash-in-transit security guard with a stick outside Lloyds bank in Birmingham and then took off with £25,000 in cash. Problem was he proceeded to ...
  3 days ago

• Soft Targets

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  OK, here’s the thing Connecticut burglars, anyone worth their salt knows stealing from nuns ain’t going to net you any great worth, secondly it’s just nasty. Thieves broke into the Sister’s of Mercy in Hartford, Connecticut and took off with a book bag and a Toyota Corolla. You guys are going to hell!
  4 days ago

• Say It Ain’t So!

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  One good reason why you should never ever have a pizza delivered ….
  4 days ago

• A Serial Dumbass

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Randy Eugent Cliett isn’t no ordinary burglar, nope he is the dumbass reoffending type, the one that never learns his lesson. Mr Cliett was extracted from a ventilation system at La Placita Mexico supermarket in Haines City, the same supermarket he was busted breaking into 5 years prior. Cliett was heard screaming ...
  4 days ago

• Mach Fellatio

  
  norelpref :: ferpleron — Authority: 104
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  5 days ago

• If You Support Sarah Palin You Are An Idiot

  
  Truth In Our Time — Authority: 141
  There, Ive said it and its out in the open. People cling to Palin like she is Gods gift to the Republican party. They think because she has a book entitled "Going Rogue" that she is actually a Rogue and fighting the establishment. The part that perplexes me beyond belief, maybe not perplexes me as much as it is ...
  5 days ago

• Holocaust Memorial Fashion Shoot Turns Into Epic Fail

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 154
  Which part of bad taste did you miss? Oi, Oi, Oi EasyJet, you obviously weren’t born when the Nazi’s exterminated millions of Jews or you would have thought twice about having a friggin fashion shoot for your inflight magazine at Berlin’s Holocaust memorial. What were you thinking epic fail people? Hold up the ...
  5 days ago

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