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• I Wouldn’t Eat The Stuffing

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  And now for something completely different. A man from Guatemala has been arrested for trying to smuggle a cocaine stuffed chicken through a checkpoint at Dulles International airport in Virginia. Hmm yeah, because sniffer dogs just hate chicken! The cooked chicken was discovered in the man’s suitcase with an ...
  5 hours ago

• Retail Death: Coupon Hell

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 144
  Webcomic Retail Death on coupons: "I’ve seen the logic displayed above exercised by customers on many different occasions in many different situations.  Not this specific one very often, as my store always had higher prices than others.  But the “I’m right even if I’m not” logic, a point of pride for so ...
  12 hours ago

• RichRod: UM’s Adversity Is Like Hurricane Katrina

  
  SPORTSbyBROOKS — Authority: 733
  Rich Rodriguez gave a speech in suburban Detroit last night that included him comparing the woes of Michigan football to Hurricane Katrina : ( Thanks for that ) Note: There is a poll within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll. It’s really kind of ironic that the New ...
  13 hours ago

• Im with the guy in Dr. Helens comments; lets call her

  
  Irons in the Fire — Authority: 517
  " domestic violence advocate Jessica Ashley ."
  15 hours ago

• What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate!

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  Whoopsie, I meant friggin gang colors people, gangs! Manny Kusturiss, the owner of the Inn Lounge in Florida, was getting so pissed with bikers making trouble in his bar he hung a sign in the window saying “Stop, Absolutely No Color’s”. Hmm, now the blacks hate him too! Epic fail fool!
  1 day ago

• My super cape runeth over and trips me.

  
  Bee's Musings — Authority: 123
  As some of you may know, I dont have children... I should clarify and say I dont have children of my own but I am familiar with the species because I see them bouncing off of walls in my house. Anyway, because I dont have little creatures, of the human variety, I never thought I would have to do things like ...
  1 day ago

• Friggin Elf

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  Santas little helper my ass! Santa’s little helper has been jailed after telling him he was carrying dynamite (that’s friggin naughty!). William C. Caldwell III, who was dressed as an elf but had absolutely no connection to the mall Santa, got in line to have his photo taken with the big guy. Hmm, but before he ...
  1 day ago

• Dumbassed Cats

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  OK, we had cute kitty now lets have dumbassed cats doing dumbassed things…roll it…
  1 day ago

• Thief Fills Out Job Application

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  OK one more time people, do not, and I repeat do not, fill out a job application and then proceed to steal stuff (you go to another friggin store for that!). Look, I have been over this again and again, you either lead the life of a crim or you act responsibly and get a friggin job. A Scottish teenager went to a ...
  1 day ago

• An Online Retail Hell Christmas Story

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 144
  Yes, Retail Hell even reaches the cyber world. From Online Retail Hellion : Working for an online-only retailermay not have the piggy messes to clean up at the end of the day (and Ihave worked that terror before), but it does have the wonderfulcombination of everything else retail related, with the added ...
  2 days ago

• You Changed Your Name To What?

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  Of all the dumbass ideas. A man who is so friggin obsessed with crisps  has…wait for it…changed his name by deed poll to Mr Monster Munch. The man formerly known as Chris Hunt starts his day with a pickled onion Monster Munch  and the proceeds to crunch on the other flavors for lunch and dinner. Mr Munch has ...
  2 days ago

• Woman Headbutts and Urinates On Security Guard

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  OK, here’s the thing Marilyn Cole, headbutting and pissing on a Wal-Mart security guard is gonna get you a friggin date with the law. The would-be Wal-Mart thief had just nicked some make-up and curtains with a friend when she was spotted by a security guard. As he tried to stop them from making their great escape ...
  2 days ago

• Hill WIN

  
  YepYep - Your Daily Waste Of Time — Authority: 613
  In his head, he was going to look sweet in front of the ladies and on YouTube. Fail. Failed Front Flip - Watch more Funny Videos
  2 days ago

• The Sure Shank Redemption

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  That has got to hurt! Ewh ouch, Rance Johnson wont be inserting another homemade knife up his ass again anytime soon! The prisoner at the Merced County Main jail had to have the thing surgically removed after complaining of extreme pain in his rectum. The fool had it stuck in his bum for three weeks before telling ...
  2 days ago

• Good Intentions FAIL

  
  Tasty Booze — Authority: 601
  I give the husband some credit for trying but any guy should instantly be able to see the problem with “JZZ.” Besides most states allow for seven characters so why not just put the “A” in there and avoid the problem all together?   via FUCK YEAH ONTD The One Accessory That Every Sniper Needs ...
  2 days ago

• Jesus Christ Ousted From Jury Duty

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  I have it from good authority the mans innocent! OK, here’s the thing, woman formerly known as Dorothy Lola Killingworth, what were you thinking changing your name to Jesus Christ? It’s a boy’s name for god’s sakes! Hmm, despite the fact someone actually allowed you to do this (which I highly doubt), being ...
  2 days ago

• Hey Internet, Let’s Keep The Tiger Rumors Going!

  
  YepYep - Your Daily Waste Of Time — Authority: 613
  seriously Tiger, wtf? According to “those in the know,” this is the story that’s making the rounds at Nike, which is strikingly familiar to the Chinese CGI version : Tiger leaves personal cell phone out and on( big mistake) cell phone rings with number wife sees number and calls it back woman answers ...
  2 days ago

• Bad Hotel Custys Get Told by Hallway Troll

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 144
  The recipient of this Retail Balls Award is also a new blogger to the Underground. We present you: Hallway Troll . She works at Hotel Hell and takes no shit off of any customers. Which is why shes getting a Retail Balls Award for this post. Its a long one, but a good one! Enjoy RHUers! Hallway Troll is ready to ...
  3 days ago

• Milkman Fails To Deliver

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  Remember the Swedish man, Ragnar “milkman” Bengtsson who has been trying for several months to extract milk from his breasts? No? Well, he failed. Evidently all he got for his troubles were sore tits!
  3 days ago

• Tardy Dumbassed Bank Robber

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 155
  You know what I hate? When you decide to rob a bank and arrive 6 minutes late only to find it closed, I really hate that! Some guy wielding a gun entered the first set of doors at 5.36 not realizing the Guardian Credit Union in Waukesha was closed. Of course the staff laughed their asses off before  ringing police ...
  3 days ago

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