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• Wait Until She Sobers Up

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  Whoopsie daisy, a drunk woman was lucky to be alive after she fell onto the tracks at Boston’s North Station at the same time as a train was approaching. After the train comes to a grinding halt she gets up smiling while everyone around her are beside themselves and packing their daks. She then miraculously avoids ...
  3 hours ago

• Dumbass Bank Robber

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  Lloyd Virgil Barclay had it all worked out, he put a rotten banana in his pocket to make it look like he had a gun then wrote a series of notes before walking into the Bethlehem bank and robbing it. If he only had remembered to take his wallet off the counter before he left. Another epic fail. Psst Maybe he should ...
  11 hours ago

• Subtlety Can Sometimes Escape Packer Backers

  
  SPORTSbyBROOKS — Authority: 726
  Someone once said to me, your life is your resume. (Surprised to find out this came from the MJ Morning Show ) Remember Packer fan, if you want to reach your potential, don’t fight your natural urges.  Share This
  12 hours ago

• Graffiti Artist Apologizes in Paint

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  Sheez, I forgot what I mix to get purple, damn!!! OMG a considerate graffiti artist, what next, a polite thug? A Florida graffiti artist, who accidentally ran out of paint midway through his master mess piece left a note to explain why he didn’t get to finish it. The vandal artist ( and I use the word lightly) ...
  1 day ago

• Curse of the Retail Uniform or Customer Recall

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 136
  Most of us in retail have been there. Youre on your break in the mall walking or shopping and people come up to you and want help, either cause your in uniform or, worse, they recognize what store you work in. From Reality Pixie in Australia: I work in a CD/DVD retail outlet in a major shopping center out in ...
  1 day ago

• And So The Story Goes

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  Im gonna own your grandkids you damn Baby Boomers ! OK, I like Facebook like the rest of you (OK, my nose just grew a bit) but WTF , Sydney University students set up a pro-rape group on the social networking site. Yes, you heard right, a PRO rape group. Geez, that is worth a few defriendings me thinks. To make ...
  1 day ago

• Destructive Customer Rant

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 136
  From Ian: Back when I was in High School, I worked for one of the bigchain video rental stores. I won’t saywhich one, but the colors are blue and gold.   So, this is back in the day of VHS Tapes, and we had somerather old tapes on the shelves. Some ofthese tapes were from the early days of VHS and were ...
  2 days ago

• Disappointment, Anger, Impatience

  
  if you want kin, you must plant kin ... — Authority: 417
  My family has twice vacationed in Maine.  Two of my favorite childhood vacations, in fact.  I have friends who are from Maine, who are some of the loveliest people I know.  I drink Poland Spring water.  Ok, that’s neither here nor there, but it’s true all the same.My point is that, in my mind, Maine [...]
  2 days ago

• Lundqvist out tonight versus Flames

  
  The Battle of New York :: A Tri-State Area Hockey Blog — Authority: 434
  As it turns out, Henrik Lundqvist is nursing an injury. So, it will be Steve Valiquette getting a second consecutive start when the Rangers face a very good Calgary team later tonight. For more on Henrik’s status, here’s a blurb from Steve Zipay of Newsda y. This certainly throws a wrench into the Rangers’ ...
  2 days ago

• Another Dumbass 911 Caller

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  Oooh Hee Orama just squeezed in for this week’s dumbass 911 caller of the week. She’s been arrested and charged after bitching to the dispatcher , not just once but over 10 times, about a man who refused to marry her! Geez, the man must have been a real bastard, because she sounds like a keeper! Damn, she was also ...
  3 days ago

• Back From Hiatus Huh?

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  Oh how fab, my favorite wacko is at it again. Yes, Jonathan Lee Riches, who has his own friggin Wiki page for goodness sakes, is back suing again and this time he has some famous little snowflakes in his sights. Oh dear, Riches is claiming not just Octomom but Kate’s 8 kiddies are his. Hmm, last time I looked he ...
  3 days ago

• Notice To Challenged Customers

  
  Retail Hell Underground — Authority: 136
  Sent in from Tama, who writes: I cooked up this vest for the dumbasses through my lane. On Halloweennight, I cut my light off at five minutes before I was supposed toleave for break which we are allowed to do. I was supposed toleave in an hour and a half to go home, so I wanted to get my break over. For forty ...
  3 days ago

• If You Aren’t Pissed Off At the Health Care Bill, You Haven’t Been Paying Attention

  
  A1A South — Authority: 428
  From the Wall Street Journal : • Sec. 202 (p. 91-92) of the bill requires you to enroll in a “qualified plan.” If you get your insurance at work, your employer will have a “grace period” to switch you to a “qualified plan,” meaning a plan designed by the Secretary of Health and Human Services. If you ...
  3 days ago

• Glibbs: Imagine if 5 yrs ago ppl walked around with images of Hitler. Was he asleep during the Bush years?

  
  Daily Danet — Authority: 447
  Glibbs: “Imagine if 5 years ago somebody walked around with images of Hitler.  Was he asleep during the Bush years?
  3 days ago

• Dumbass 911 Caller of The Week

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  And yes, we have a dumbass 911 caller of the week. The winner goes to Calvin Hoover, who in his infinite wisdom, rang 911 to report his marijuana stash having been stolen. An angry Mr Hoover told the dispatcher someone had broken into his truck, stolen his jacket, $400 in cash and his weed.Police were called out but ...
  3 days ago

• No One Will Take You Seriously Now!

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  OK, it wasn’t so much the fact that Patrick Heeley (38) attempted to hold up a Villa Auto Wash Kiosk with a flashlight as it was he was wrapped in a High School Musical blanket at the time. Dude? Ah, he also whacked two men with the flashlight after grabbing some cash but that still seems irrelevant compared to the ...
  3 days ago

• Please Dont Feed the Trolls

  
  Veritably Bare — Authority: 118
  I accidentally linked my blog to a comment I put on a very popular website. I generally try not to do that since Im not trying to be a mega-blog. So if things get a little frisky around here for a few days, please dont feed the trolls. Some of them get particularly nasty over there. Ignore them, aight? No ...
  3 days ago

• That Ain’t A Real Knife

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  It was bound to happen, a horror Halloween story. Take a bow Michael Mandzuick. Hmm he is charged with  allegedly throwing a kitchen knife at a group of little snowflake trick or treaters. Evidently the intoxicated Croc Dundee wanna-be decided to show the kiddies what a “real knife” looked like up close and ...
  4 days ago

• More Like Verbal Diarrhoea

  
  The Friggin Loon — Authority: 151
  OK here’s the thing naked guy in a van, if you are going to flash at people don’t be telling the police it was because you have “explosive” diarrhoea. Hmm, that only works if there is evidence of it! David Todd Napodano was still naked when police arrived at the car park at Lehigh Acres after two women claimed ...
  4 days ago

• Floridians Are Crazy #56

  
  Tasty Booze — Authority: 596
  Rain, sleet and snow are no problem but three times the legal limit of booze in your system while trying to deliver the mail can be a real motherfucker. Police found Kevin Crocilla, 29, passed out in his mail truck along the side of the road. Kevin told the cops that he had drank wine all night and then a half a ...
  4 days ago

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