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  • Top Reasons You Should Belive the Recession is Over


    Writer Chick TalksAuthority Authority: 420
    1. Because Katie Couric says so, as told to her by the White House. (And that sweet, albeit idiotic face would never lie.) 2. Because Chris Matthews is getting an exciting chill up his leg. (And we all know what that means.) 3. Because it makes B.O. look good, feel good and gol darn it, people like him! (Smalley’s ...
    6 hours ago
  • Lessons from the Play Ground: On the Topic of Farts


    XYHD.TVAuthority Authority: 497
    I work with nearby schools, YMCAs and Latchkey programs to teach playground games.  You would be amazed how many schools have a four square court, tether ball court, even a "rover lines" they arent using.  So I have been teaching kids to play most these games (Red Rover, and Crack the whip are too dangerous [...]
    20 hours ago
  • 10 Signs it’s Time for a New Man


    Writer Chick TalksAuthority Authority: 420
      1. When asked, he agrees your ass does look fat in those jeans. 2. He refuses sex because he has a splitting headache and has them often. 3. Tells you that if you loved him you’d have all your teeth pulled. 4. He tries to convince you to create an annoymous online identity so you can have ‘hot cybersex’ ...
    2 days ago
  • How to write a blog post and get actual readers who comment.


    A Whole Lot of Nothing ...and then some.Authority Authority: 118
    You can tell yourself that you don’t care about your numbers. You can tell everyone else that you could care less about how many people read what you write. You can sit at your computer for an extra 10 minutes before you go to bed just waiting to hear that ding of a new comment coming in to your mailbox. You can ...
    2 days ago
  • You May be a Right-Wing Nutjob If


    Writer Chick TalksAuthority Authority: 420
      1. You think giving 50% of your paycheck to the government to spend how it sees fit is unfair. 2. You actually think the Second Amendment is part of the Constitution. 3. You secretly suspect Hillary Clinton is a man. 4. You’re certain you have a right to political dissention and that union leaders can’t ...
    3 days ago
  • Awesomely curly and dirty.


    A Whole Lot of Nothing ...and then some.Authority Authority: 118
    How long can I go without washing my hair before I can consider myself still clean without bragging that I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve washed my hair? I’m thinking it has to do with when I start to constantly scratch my head while I think, “Damn, I really need to wash my hair.” Sometimes ...
    3 days ago
  • Is this a dig at Family Guy?


    Celebrity Pictures, Lol Celebs and Funny Actor and Actress Photos - ROFLrazziAuthority Authority: 612
    LUCY She didn’t use fart jokes, sex jokes, or random pop culture references in her show and she’s still remembered as one of the funniest women on earth. (Lucille Ball) Old school girls rule. Picture by: dunno source Caption by: BaronOBeefDip via Poster Builder » Recaption This! » View All Captions
    5 days ago
  • Cute Hunter: An Interview with Scott Campbell (Not the Tattoo Guy)


    Mishka BloglinAuthority Authority: 551
    Scott Campbell is a rad cartoonist and painter PLUS he works for  Doublefine who make rad videogames. As a cartoonist he’s part of the humor comic anthology,  Hickee and does a regular strip for Double Fine’s site called  Double Fine Action Comics . Scott C’s comics and drawings are often cute but in a way ...
    5 days ago
  • Being productive is hard. I don’t expect it to happen again soon.


    A Whole Lot of Nothing ...and then some.Authority Authority: 118
    It’s not every day that I finish my daily grind chores work and feel accomplished. Today, is one of those rare days when I feel like I finished and followed through with what I set out to do. It’s so weird. And tiring. I don’t think I’ll do it again for a few weeks days because my eyes burn and not ...
    6 days ago
  • Invisibility


    Mishka BloglinAuthority Authority: 551
    So, for some reason, I have been locked into an argument about what the greatest, most versatile and advantageous superpower would be–to have, of course–if you could have any (but only one) superpower. Of course, ‘having all the super powers’ is not a valid superpower to have. My business partner says ...
    6 days ago
  • Kate Moss for Topshop Kimono Dress, DIY-Style


    Cheap JAPAuthority Authority: 469
    Muhahaha.
    6 days ago
  • haloweeeny


    Shut up you twit!Authority Authority: 126
    [IMG: http://pregnantgoldfish.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/dsc04013.jpg?w=481&h=641][IMG: http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pregnantgoldfish.wordpress.com&blog=1247685&post=7194&subd=pregnantgoldfish&ref=&feed=1]
    1 week ago
  • Colleagues childs drawing of author of this site. Its accompanying text, "Im a toodr [tooter]."


    DanielNesterAuthority Authority: 434
      From DanielNester.com
    1 week ago
  • Entrecard roundup


    where the moon shinesAuthority Authority: 120
    I didn’t get around to writing the round-up I said I would post. Maybe I can do it within the week, or perhaps I’ll start by end of November. We’ll see. I do want to do an Entrecard roundup though. Thank you so much to all who have swung by regularly to drop, and even comment. Dropper # of drops ...
    1 week ago
  • Photo


    Daily CowAuthority Authority: 502
    [IMG: http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kskg3stEQS1qz71aso1_500.jpg]
    1 week ago
  • "Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds of things, but the other place is..."


    Daily CowAuthority Authority: 502
    “Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds of things, but the other place is supposed to keep quite. But maybe our lower colons have something interesting to say. Maybe we should listen to them.” - Mel Brooks
    1 week ago
  • caption contest, sumo wrestler intro


    Buffet o' BlogAuthority Authority: 120
    Are you ready for this week’s caption contest?  I know some of you are, because I actually got e-mail letting me know there wasn’t one posted on-time.   (It’s nice to be missed!)  The reason for the delay is because of an electrical malfunction at the Buffet o’ Blog headquarters, preventing me access to ...
    1 week ago
  • Light Play!


    Mishka BloglinAuthority Authority: 551
    The perfect bookend to my previous post on digital graffiti, we see technology. Dry-Erase boards and doodle boards meet your future replacement… the Magic Draw. The Magic Draw is being advertised on Nickelodeon targeting preschoolers, tweens and younger kids.  The board is glow-in-the-dark and allows the path of ...
    1 week ago
  • This? Is not OK: Death on the Internet Edition


    A Whole Lot of Nothing ...and then some.Authority Authority: 118
    I’ve been around these here internets since the early days. Way back. Back in American Online 2.0 days. NINETEEN NINETY-FOUR I remember when my mom bought our first internet-capable computer. We were high-teching it with 14.4 kbit/s. FAST. Super-fast slow . I still hear the whining, bliping, and screeching in my ...
    1 week ago
  • One Last Outtake From the 2010 Calendar… Ryan Keely!


    Mishka BloglinAuthority Authority: 551
    Ryan Keely is in the 2010 calendar as the month of May, but we had a few different sets to choose from. The above photo of Ryan is from the first set I shot, but ultimately wasn’t as strong as the one that made it into the calendar . Have you seen this years calendar?  It is hot and has gotten a load of ...
    1 week ago

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