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• Joke - Christmas for the Optimist and Pessimist

  
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  Christmas for the Optimist and Pessimist A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal ...
  8 hours ago

• Christmas Jokes...

  
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  First Ham A young couple got married. When the wife prepared to bake a ham to celebrate their first Christmas, she carefully cut off each end before placing it in the pan. Her husband asked her why she did that and she replied, "I dont know - its what my mother always did. I can ask her." She called Mom, who ...
  2 days ago

• More Snowmen Cartoons...

  
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  Snowmen Cartoons [IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/snowmanjoke9.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/snowmanjoke10.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/snowmanjoke6.jpg][IMG: ...
  5 days ago

• Christmas Jokes...

  
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  Shopping For A Turkey It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, "Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No," he replied, "theyre all dead." 1 ...
  1 week ago

• Joke - Christmas Shopping for Men...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  Christmas Shopping for Men Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems... Rule #1 When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, ...
  1 week ago

• Joke - Christmas at a Monastery...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  Christmas at a Monastery At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas, and only by one monk, and only with one sentence, is the vow allowed to be broken. One Christmas, Brother Thomas is allowed to speak and he says, "I like the mashed potatoes we have with the ...
  1 week ago

• Snowmen Cartoons...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  Snowmen Cartoons [IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/snowmanjoke4.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/snowmanjoke5.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/snowmanjoke3.jpg][IMG: ...
  1 week ago

• Thanksgiving Humor...

  
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  The two following stories can be found at Readers Digest online : Horn of Plenty When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for repair, he complained that the instrument "felt stuffy" and he couldnt blow air through it. Its not unusual to find partial blockages in brass instruments if small ...
  2 weeks ago

• Thanksgiving Humor...

  
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  Thanksgiving-Themed Movies 1. To Kill a Walking Bird 2. My Best Friends Dressing 3. The Texas Coleslaw Massacre 4. Casserolablanca 5. The Fabulous Baster Boys 6. 12 Hungry Men 7. Silence of the Yams 8. For Love of the Game Hen 9. I Know What You Ate Last Winter ...
  2 weeks ago

• Maxine Thanksgiving...

  
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  Maxine Celebrates Thanksgiving Note: I wanted to let you know that I posted twice today in case you missed the entry below. Also, I will be posting a holiday TV special schedule in this blog. Each Monday I will give you a weeks worth of specials! Stay tuned! I hope everyone is having a lovely ...
  2 weeks ago

• A Funny - The 12 Days of Thanksgiving...

  
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  The 12 Days Of Thanksgiving O n the First Day... We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings. O n the Second Day... We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls. O n the Third Day... We praise the turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies. O n the Fourth Day... ...
  2 weeks ago

• Thanksgiving Humor...

  
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  Thanksgiving Dinner Prepared By Children actual Thanksgiving recipes given by kids in a kindergarten class... A Thanksgiving Cookbook - by Mrs. Geraghtys Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Ivette - Banana Pie ...
  3 weeks ago

• Thanksgiving Humor...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  Forgetful Turkey Shopper Its the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. "Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I dont come home with one." "Okay," says the butcher, "Let me see what I ...
  3 weeks ago

• Thanksgiving puns and a joke...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  Thanksgiving Puns What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, hed turn over in his gravy! What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a ...
  3 weeks ago

• Thanksgiving Cartoons...

  
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  Thanksgiving Cartoons [IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/Thanksgivingdog0911.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/Thanksgiving0910.jpg][IMG: http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r278/valphish/2009%20part%202/Thanksgiving097.jpg][IMG: ...
  3 weeks ago

• Joke - Things Not To Say When Stopped By A Cop...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  Things Not To Say When Stopped By A Cop... 1. "I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer." (OK in Texas) 2. "Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in." 3. "Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?" 4. "Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up ...
  4 weeks ago

• Joke - Volkswagen Vs. Rolls Royce...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  Volkswagen Vs. Rolls Royce A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells to the guy in the Rolls, “Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?” The guy in the Rolls answers, “Yes, of course I do.” “I got one too, ...
  4 weeks ago

• Joke - Sharing...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  Sharing An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly ...
  4 weeks ago

• Thanksgiving Cartoons...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  Happy Saturday, everyone! I have Thanksgiving cartoons for you all today. This is the first (of a two-part) installment. I will have the second set next weekend. I hope everyone is having a great start to their holiday season! Sending out peace and joy... Val =) Thanksgiving Cartoons
  4 weeks ago

• Joke - First Kiss...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 130
  First Kiss At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a goodnight kiss?” Horrified, she ...
  5 weeks ago

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