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Matador special
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A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little dive next to the venue called “The Matador”. As he checks out the menu trying to decide what he wants he sees a waiter bring a dish to another customer. The dish is spaghetti with these two huge meat ...18 hours ago -
Humor jokes-Disappointment
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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "Youre beautiful." Then he fell asleep again.His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "Youre cute. ...23 hours ago -
Office humor jokes-Proof of name
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I requested identification from a department store customer who had just written a personal check for her purchase.After fumbling through her purse, she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address.It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank.23 hours ago -
Really funny jokes-The salesman from Alberta
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A young farm boy from Alberta moved to Vancouver and went to a huge"everything under one roof"department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Alberta ." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. Ill ...23 hours ago -
Funny statements-MJ joke
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Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”23 hours ago -
Clean jokes-More Signs You Need to Clean Your Pool
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- You know that green tarp covering your swimming pool? Its NOT a pool cover. - The kids in the neighborhood ask if they can jump on your trampoline. - The waters pH is so high, in vitro fertilization is possible. - Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in it first. - Skipping rocks across the water ...23 hours ago -
Adult jokes-Polish chick
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This beautiful young Polish chick walks into the health clinic and begins to talk to the nurse. "Excuse me, maam, is this where I can get a vassilation? " "I think you mean you need a vaccination, " said the nurse. "Yeah, whatever. Just dont give it to me on my arm because I wear a sleepless nightgown." "You mean a ...23 hours ago -
Tail light on bike
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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, “Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid said, “Yeah.” The cop said, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike.” ...1 day ago -
Blonde jokes-Cheap cruise travel
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A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "Id like the $99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and ...1 day ago -
Really funny jokes-Baby Gates
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For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time:Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm. And what do Baby Gates and Daddys products have in common?1. Neither can stand on its own two feet without a LOT of ...1 day ago -
Short funny jokes-Defining Ex
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Jill: Do you define an "ex" as "someone you married"? Mary: Heavens no! An "ex" is "anyone who spent the night more than once and whose name I can remember."1 day ago -
Really funny jokes-Black baby
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Ole was pacing the expectant Fathers waiting room, waiting for news on Lena and the baby. The doc came out and told Ole he had a son and all was well. In fact, he could see his son through the nursery window if he liked. Ole went to the window and asked to see the Thompson baby. The nurse looked surprised and asked if ...1 day ago -
Good jokes-Tremendous fight
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"2 days ago -
Adult jokes-Control
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A boy is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights. Boy to his friend "First day I took out her cloths waited for some time and we came back." Friend asks him "Only this much? Why? Boy Reples, " Because, She should not feel that ...2 days ago -
The day before Christmas
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It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.” “Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have ...3 days ago -
Funny jokes-Proof of name
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I requested identification from a department store customer who had just written a personal check for her purchase.After fumbling through her purse, she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address.It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank.3 days ago -
Blonde jokes-Cruise special
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A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "Id like the $99 cruise special, please."The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and ...3 days ago -
Hilarious jokes-English Council complaints
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Subject: Hilarious English-Council complaints The British too, can be hilariously-notorious when it comes to English language. Murdering English is not anyones Monopoly. English Council Complaints From Around their Country,UK These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1 My bush is really overgrown ...3 days ago -
Funny farm jokes-Pig misunderstanding
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Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. "Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?" she ...3 days ago -
Really funny jokes-Car push
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push to his car. Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was that? asked ...3 days ago
