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• Really funny jokes-Clarence and Rufus

  
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  There were two old geezers living in the backwoods. Their names were Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river, and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sunrise, Rufus and Clarence Would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at each other. "RUFUS!!" Clarence would ...
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• Birthday party jokes-Handkerchief

  
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  Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.
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• Short funny jokes-Third floor on fire

  
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  Interviewer: Just imagine you are in the third floor, it caught fire. How will you escape? Man: Its very simple i will stop my imagination.
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• Funny jokes- Newspapers, Who is reading what?

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but dont really understand ...
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• Really funny jokes-Water hole

  
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  One day, Little Johnnys grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandmas house as fast as he could. "Wheres my bucket and my water?" She asked. "I cant get any water from ...
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• Adult jokes-Doggy style

  
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  A huge man married a petite and innocent girl who was a virgin. He was sexually experienced and suggested having sex "doggie style" on their wedding night. She didnt know what he was talking about, and when he explained it, she flew into a rage and insisted they have sex using the "normal" position or not at all. ...
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• Funny farm jokes-Celebrating an event

  
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  An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Lets have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Lets kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I ...
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• Funny statements-Continue

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  After sex, I mean the second after, she continues where she left off.Her eyes open and before you can breathe, you hear, " ... And, oh, yeah, I have to defrost the chicken, and your mother wants you to pick up her dry cleaning ..."Jimmy, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
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• Insurance jokes-Twp prospects

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  Peter walks into an insurance office and asks for a job."We dont need anyone" they replied."You cant afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!""Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."He was gone about two hours, and returned and handed ...
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• Really funny jokes-Dustman picking up wheely bins

  
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  A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasnt been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still cant see it so he knocks on the door. Theres no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Chinese ...
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• Short funny jokes-Steamroller

  
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  Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
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• Ultimate jokes-Double

  
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  The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "Whatll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "Thatll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I dont owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the ...
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• Adult jokes-White mustache

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  A man walks into a tee shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display.The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled... "Got Milk".The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled.... "Forgot milk".The third tee shirt has a picture of ...
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• Really funny jokes-No clergyman

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  The banquet was about to begin when the master of ceremonies was informed that the clergyman invited to give the blessing was unable to attend.He asked the main speaker if he would oblige, and the man agreed.He began, "There being no clergyman present, let us thank God."
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• Really funny jokes-Wifes expecting

  
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  A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wifes expecting." "Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck." The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: ...
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• Children jokes-Look Different

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  A kindergarten teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them."Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth ...
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• Funny jokes-Cant Sleep

  
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  The senior civil servant went to the doctor and complained of being unable to sleep. Doctor: Oh! Dont you sleep at night? Civil servant: Yes, I sleep very well at night. And I sleep quite soundly most of the mornings, too - but I find its very difficult to sleep in the afternoons as well.
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• Adult jokes-Prankster

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 138
  Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming. Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood up during the pause to offer a ...
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• Short adult jokes-Lesbian bar

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 138
  Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?A. Even the pool table has no balls.
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• Funny toons-Psychodrama

  
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