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• Now that’s what I call a guarantee

  
  Renegade Conservatory Guy — Authority: 127
  In theory, this is a great marketing strategy: If they could just look at their recruitment policy I think they may be on to a winner.
  12 hours ago

• xmass advice

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  THIS IS THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL PIECE OF ADVICE THAT I CAN GIVE FOR THE FESTIVE SEASON :ourrules:
  1 day ago

• Duck

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  A duck walks into a bar, sits on a bar stool. Bar man askes what do want ? Duck got any bread ? BM no duck got any bread? bm no duck got any bread? bm ask me one more time and ill nail your fukin beak to the bar duck got any nails? bm NOO duck got any bread?
  2 days ago

• Dog Advent Calendars. Whatever next?

  
  Renegade Conservatory Guy — Authority: 127
  In a previous post , it was clear that some people disagreed with my negative thoughts about Christmas. Well, I’d like to hear what the pro-Christmas lobby has to say about my wife buying these: As far as I’m concerned this is the last straw. In fact I’m thinking of creating a ‘Let’s Ban Christmas’ ...
  2 days ago

• Ready for children?

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  HOW TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE READY TO HAVE CHILDREN MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs (or you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put ...
  2 days ago

• Marriage

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  After Being Married For 44 Years, I Took A Careful Look At My Wife One Day And Said, "44 Years Ago We Had A Cheap Apartment, A Cheap Car, Slept On A Sofa Bed And Watched A 10-inch Black And White Tv, But I Got To Sleep Every Night With A Hot 25-year-old Girl. Now I Have A$1,500,000.00 Home, A $45,000.00 Car, Nice Big ...
  3 days ago

• If you laugh you are a very bad person

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj2kUcTgOIw
  3 days ago

• Friends Forever!……….What Did You Say Your Name Was?

  
  Black Fly Blog — Authority: 113
  Betcha didn’t know Andover had an old folks home! Well, they do and there two old ladies in there that have been friends since their days at Andover High School, class of 42. As most of us know and it’s something that we really don’t like to think about, sometimes these old folks homes can get a bit regimented. ...
  4 days ago

• A real email exchange.

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  From: Simon Edhouse Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Logo Design Hello David, I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have ...
  5 days ago

• Regret

  
  Using My Powers For Good — Authority: 123
  Asking a question about the Richter Scale and receiving an answer that begins with the words, “Well, that’s actually a logarithmic scale…”. Related Posts: Living Life Backwards This Ones For The Girls Things That Make You Say, "What?!": Christmas 2005
  5 days ago

• CRS At Its Worst!

  
  Black Fly Blog — Authority: 113
  It was a beautiful Wednesday afternoon. Otis had made his rounds around town making sure everybody had everything under control. He decided it was time to wander over to the Town Common, make sure the bandstand was in fine shape and take up a perch on one of the benches in the shade. “Golly,” he thought. “I ...
  5 days ago

• Tiger Woods

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife. Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods shortest drive since an errant ...
  6 days ago

• Blow up dolls

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says , Male or female? Customer says , Female. Counter guy asks , Black or white? Customer says , White. Counter guy asks , Christian or Muslim? Customer says , What the hell does religion have to do with it? Counter guy says , ...
  1 week ago

• Banned From McDonalds ??? Oh NO!!!!!

  
  What you think does matter — Authority: 107
  As I did some of my Christmas shopping today - mostly for the wife [ took kids to get mom a gift ] I decided to forgo my doctors orders and eat at my favorite fast food place - [ say it with me ] "McDonalds.... just rolls of the tongue.... :) So, I went into McDonalds and as I stood in line waiting for 12 minutes as ...
  1 week ago

• A Window Cysterns Company

  
  Renegade Conservatory Guy — Authority: 127
  It looks like one double glazing company has come up with an innovative way of not taking advantage of customers’ bathroom facilities. They’ve installed a toilet in the back of their fitting van. You don’t get shitter than a window fitter, as they say.
  1 week ago

• Funny Stories – Dental Checkups

  
  Unique-Article-Database.com — Authority: 158
  “Dental checkups” is one of many funny stories in The author is a retired sailor whose naval career spanned 32 years and 5 months, during which, he photographed presidents, astronauts, pilots, ships, planes, events, and lots of people doing lots of things. He became addicted to being where the action is. His ...
  1 week ago

• Diary of a Purple-Haired Woman

  
  Points in Case - The Fine Print of College Life — Authority: 130
  It all started with DIY hair bleach and three bottles of Gentian Violet. (Note to all potential users: That shit does not play around. If youre planning on using it, find an industrial strength pair of plastic gloves and an open field. I spent three hours scrubbing the bathroom. Trust me on this one.)
  1 week ago

• Ultimate adventure cruise

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 461
  L u x u r y C r u i s e L i n e s Now Accepting Reservations! Additional cruise information available below. To The Point Cruise Lines is excited to ...
  1 week ago

• Local Clerk Bestows Humanity on Dog

  
  Pure Jeevan, Inspiring You: Raw Food Diet Motivation! — Authority: 124
  I was standing in line at the grocery store the other day and plopped a package of chicken wings up onto the conveyor belt. The cashier made some sort of smalltalk – I think she asked whether I liked wings — which prompted me to say, “Oh, the chicken is for my dog, Julia.”She looked at [...]
  1 week ago

• The Flexi Crevice Tool…

  
  A Typical Atypical — Authority: 520
  Sometimes life is just plain odd… but this little oddity made me laugh. Ben is a little terrified, as I am sure we all have been at some point, of the strange associations that the Amazon “other people who purchased this also bought…” tool recommends. Whereas we are all familiar with the strange things this ...
  1 week ago

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