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• Office humor jokes-Management training program

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 136
  A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management-training program. The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make decisions and take action on these decisions."For instance," he said, "if you had five frogs on a log and three of them decided to jump, how many frogs would you have ...
  15 hours ago

• Really funny jokes-Old Money

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.” “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I ...
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• Adult jokes-Communications

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they cant see each other signing, or lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She ...
  15 hours ago

• Blonde at bus stop

  
  FunBlog - Funny jokes, pictures & videos — Authority: 121
  A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capital building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions – “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capital building?” The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 ...
  16 hours ago

• Top 10 Good Housekeeping Rules For Men

  
  Baby Boomer Advisor Club|Baby Boomer Health and News — Authority: 441
  Top 10 Good Housekeeping Rules For Men 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. 2. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy. 3. Never make fried chicken in the nude. 4. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the ...
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• Jokes funny-Prison cell

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 136
  A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.The old-timer says, "Look at me. Im old and worn out. Youd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine ...
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• Short funny jokes-Planning for the future

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
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• Doctor jokes-The treatment

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  A man walks into his doctors office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, "I cant talk! Help me!" The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has nothing to do with his inability to talk, but he does as the doctor ...
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• Sports humor-New York Yankees

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 136
  A former manager of the New York Yankees once told about a dream he had in which he died and went to heaven. There he was ordered to organize and manage a ball team. He said all the available talent - Christy Mathewson, Walter Johnson, Rube Waddell, Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, and many other superstars, overwhelmed ...
  2 days ago

• Really funny jokes-Waiting at the Medical clinic

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  A man arrived at a walk-in medical clinic, promptly at opening time, only to find two other men outside, waiting. The door was still locked. He knew one of the men and they started talking. About five minutes later the receptionist came running across the parking lot, apologizing for being late. The man turned to his ...
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• Adult jokes-Breaking wind

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husbands habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always awake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and ...
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• Lawyer brain

  
  FunBlog - Funny jokes, pictures & videos — Authority: 121
  A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. “How much does it cost for engineer brain?” “Three dollars an ounce.” ...
  3 days ago

• Short adult jokes-Installments

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 136
  Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.
  3 days ago

• Restaurant jokes-Fish

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 136
  "Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other.One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself. "The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish.After a tense silence, the first one said, "really, now, if you had offered me ...
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• Funny definitions

  
  LiFe disguised in HuMoR — Authority: 136
  BEAUTY PARLORA place where women curl up and dye.CANNIBALSomeone who is fed up with people.CHICKENSThe only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.COMMITTEEA body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.DUSTMud with the juice squeezed out.EGOTISTSomeone who is usually me-deep in conversation.GOSSIPA ...
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• Short funny jokes-Dentist

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  Q: Why did the king go to the dentist? A: To get his teeth crowned!
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• Sports humor-New exam pattern based on IPL rules

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL.... Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: - 1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50. 2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes. 3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers. 4. 1st 15 minutes ...
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• Really funny jokes-Keep from getting pregnant

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  "Doctor, can you tell me what I can do to keep from getting pregnant?" "Why certainly, just eat peanut brittle." "I love Peanut Brittle! Before or after?" "Neither before nor after. Instead of!"
  3 days ago

• 10 Tips on How to Meet a Man of Your Dreams …

  
  All Women Stalk — Authority: 484
  Every girl wants to meet her Prince Charming, but who has the time to wait around these days? But if you are fed up with waiting, here’s my top ten tips on how to meet a man of your dreams!1. Know what you want!Think carefully about what is important to you, and what isn’t so [...]
  4 days ago

• Short funny jokes-Drunkard in trial

  
  Really Funny Jokes — Authority: 137
  A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, Ill have A scotch and soda."
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