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• Fun and Funny New Years Quotes...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 129
  Fun and Funny New Years Quotes "An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." - Bill Vaughn =) "Youth is when youre allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Middle age is when youre forced to." - Bill Vaughn =) "A New Years ...
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• What number did you call?

  
  Global Thermonuclear War — Authority: 133
  Tommy: I l-left a message. Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call? Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven... Richard Hayden: I cant hear you, youre trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie? Tommy: No, it was cordless.
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• Funny Quotes of the Week 56

  
  Bjrn's blog — Authority: 123
  "I cannot say how sorry I am for the time I have spent reviewing this paper." (anonymous referee) "If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion." George Bernard Shaw "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
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• obliquity of the ecliptic

  
  mainly music meanderings — Authority: 426
  “ obliquity of the ecliptic is the reason for the season . “ On today, tomorrow, and the next 180 or so days, have a wonderful day that is now longer than the day before.  If there’s anything else going on this weekend… well, have fun.  Hopefully you are warm, fed, and with loved ones. ...
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• Political Jokes & Funny Quotes (69): The UN, Involved in Africa

  
  P.A.P. Blog - Human Rights Etc. — Authority: 482
  More on the human rights situation in Africa here . Posted in intervention, political jokes and funny quotes Tagged: africa, joke, politics, UN
  6 days ago

• Stan Collymore kicks off the 2009 Guff 100

  
  Football quotes, humour and opinions - dangerhere.com — Authority: 433
  Stan Collymore 100. Stan Collymore’s tabby was grateful for anything: “Robbie Keane was like the cat that got the cheese.” 99. His side needed major surgery and after seeing Martin Fulop’s last-gasp save, Ricky Sbragia got started on himself: “My heart was in my hand.” 98. Craig Burley found a ...
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• Funny Quotes of the Week 55

  
  Bjrn's blog — Authority: 123
  "The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist." "To you Im an atheist; to God, Im the Loyal Opposition." (Woody Allen) "I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again." (Oscar Wilde)
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• Quote of the day

  
  Bits & Pieces — Authority: 624
  “frvtuyfihohnjbgygnklm;jibu”        - Helen Keller Thanks Derek B
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• Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun

  
  Visual Insights — Authority: 486
  From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
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• Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun

  
  The Soul Calendar — Authority: 535
  From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
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• Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun

  
  Comfort Food From Louisiana — Authority: 421
  From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
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• Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun

  
  Romancing The Chocolate — Authority: 423
  From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
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• Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun

  
  The Healing Waters — Authority: 427
  From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
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• Funny Christmas Quotes and More Holiday Fun

  
  Beautiful Illustrated Quotations — Authority: 123
  From Denny: Heres an excerpt and a sampling of this weeks Cheeky Quote Day post over at my other humorous blog, The Social Poets , enjoy! Just so you wont miss out on more grins, theres a link at the end of this post to take you there. :) 5 Funny Christmas Quotes * The main reason Santa is so jolly is ...
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• Fun and Funny Dog Quotes...

  
  Joy In The Rain — Authority: 129
  Fun and Funny Dog Quotes "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley "Anybody who doesnt know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird ...
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• Ron Paxton: As you can see, it sucks as it cuts. Wayne Campbell:...

  
  Global Thermonuclear War — Authority: 133
  Ron Paxton : As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.  Wayne Campbell : It certainly does suck.
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• Probably the Most Stupid Quotes in the World

  
  Have Fun With English — Authority: 120
  Miss Alabama when asked: "If you could live forever, would you want to, and why?" answered, "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." "Smoking kills. If ...
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• Funny Quotes of the Week 54

  
  Bjrn's blog — Authority: 123
  "Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage." (Woody Allen) "I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." (Oscar Wilde) "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has ...
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• Funny Quotes – 200

  
  Get a Freelance Job — Authority: 182
  Hi all, Need 200 FUNNY quotes less than 130 characters! 100 – about shopping 100 – about santa Eg: Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. The quotes should not have religion, sex or race involved. Basically should be able to read them to children. Once I award the project, you have 12 hrs to ...
  2 weeks ago

• "If Palin’s denying climate change, you know it must be happening."

  
  http://hoitycoity.com — Authority: 442
  “If Palin’s denying climate change, you know it must be happening.” - A commenter on...
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