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• Dating Advice? Those Funny Stories Boys Tell To Girls To Flirt?

  
  Dating Tips and Advice — Authority: 145
  you know those funny stories guys tell to girls about there childhood and it shows a way of flirting. well i want to know if i really don’t have such a funny childhood and more of a sad childhood should i make up stories? and if you think thats good can someone give me a story or two?if you answer both you get best ...
  1 day ago

• Having a dump at work

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  Weve all been there but dont like to admit it... Weve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the *WORK POOP* is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. *CROP ...
  2 days ago

• Smooth Talker

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  A Cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just ...
  2 days ago

• The "F" Word...

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  Heres an episode of South Park where Cartman and kids take he piss out of Harley tough guys and gays at the same time... Good for a chuckle... Just click on watch this episode... South Park Episode Player - The F Word
  4 days ago

• Aussie walks into a bar

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  Aussie walks into a bar and orders up 12 shots of vodka. The barman pours them and the bloke downs the lot one after another. "Bloody hell" says the barman "what you celebrating?" The Aussie says "I just had my first blow job" The barman says "well done mate let me buy one for you" "No point" said the Aussie "Not ...
  1 week ago

• Cases of Humor From Flight Attendants

  
  ...Small and Simple Things... — Authority: 133
  Received it from a friend and I think it is funny! All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining... Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: CONTINENTAL AIRLINES On a Continental ...
  1 week ago

• Nelson Mandela

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, You Sign! You sign! Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is ...
  1 week ago

• Office Notes!

  
  Kitchen...the Heart of Our Home — Authority: 123
  I got this from a friend on Facebook; it is hilarious and is actually happening at some offices...like at my friends and hubbys workplaces :-)! I was laughing when I read it.
  1 week ago

• Everybody needs a Pet

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  Here are my pet rocks. First one is named Pancake… This is Boxy… Here we have Eggy… This one is my first favourite after my favourite one….Krakatoa…he came from a volcano…. And lastly, my favourite… Blackboy… Here they are having ...
  1 week ago

• Questions

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  1. Dont Sweat The Petty Things And Dont Pet The Sweaty Things. 2. One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor. 3. Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization. 4. If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes? 5. The Main Reason That Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Bad ...
  1 week ago

• Massive new machine delivered

  
  Renegade Conservatory Guy — Authority: 129
  We’ve just received delivery of a new Rapid cutting and prepping centre which is being installed over the next couple of weeks. This machine will be a vital addition to the factory and will help Conservatory Outlet achieve it’s targetted growth over the next 12 months. The following picture shows Kenny ...
  1 week ago

• 5 Things you learn after you turn 21

  
  Regretful Morning Drinking stories, walks of shame, Funny videos — Authority: 613
  The WingmanFind one.  And I don’t just mean anyone.  A good Wingman is like a guardian angel on crack cocaine.  Buzz kill at 12 o’ clock?  Send him in.  Over protective roommate ruining your game?  Give him the knod and get the fuck out of the way.  A good Wingman does not mind taking down [...]
  1 week ago

• Royal Mail sold off

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  With the ongoing postal strike the government has decided to sell off Royal Mail to Ryanair. Stamps will cost one pence but youll have to deliver them yourself.
  1 week ago

• clever mick

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him. Mick says how you doin? Paddy says do us a favour, nip upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing. Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddys gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says your dads sent me up here to shag the both ...
  1 week ago

• An Aussie and a Kiwi

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  An Aussie and a Kiwi are driving down a road when they suddenly see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. They stop the car and, quick as a flash, the Kiwi jumps out, runs over to the sheep, pulls down his trousers and gives it a good shagging. When hes finished, he wipes himself off on the sheep, saunters ...
  1 week ago

• Top Tips and Practical Jokes

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  Not mine, but funny: Buy a television set exactly like your neighbours. Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control. Dont buy expensive ribbed condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you ...
  2 weeks ago

• Brilliant ideas! (Funny as well)

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  This doesnt belong in the Funny Pictures thread as it is a series from the same source . . . any bet that Happyman or some other Brit over 30 will know straight off where it is from: A green for the first to know its origins without Googling
  2 weeks ago

• Bits and Bites – Wednesday October 28th, 2009

  
  I'm Laila Yuile, and This Is How I See It — Authority: 121
  Good morning everyone, and may I wish a fine, H1N1-free day to you? Shades of SARS! Is it just me, or are you all noticing an extraordinary amount of people going about their business with little paper masks on? Come on,reality check here. Most of the masks I see people wearing are cheaper than dollar store toilet ...
  2 weeks ago

• Photo of the Day – 10/28/09

  
  Gary's World — Authority: 136
  “Land Ho!” Logan and I were strolling through the museum recently when we came across this cool boat. Logan pointed and said “Look dad, a BOAT!” and took off running towards it. He got to the side of it but wasn’t tall enough to get in. He turned around as I was just getting up to the boat and said “Lift ...
  2 weeks ago

• Etiquette in the Northern Territory

  
  TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum — Authority: 164
  DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be ...
  2 weeks ago

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