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• I have an embarrassing confession to make...

  
  Decoybetty — Authority: 422
  But before I get to that, since when do cobblers charge $25 to do anything? The cobbler I used to go to in New England the most he ever charged to do anything was 15 dollars, and that was basically to BUILD YOU A SHOE from scratch. The guy charged $25 to glue the sole back on my shoe. Ye gods.On the embarrassing ...
  5 hours ago

• Deep down I knew he was too good to be true...

  
  Decoybetty — Authority: 422
  Last night Inspector Climate and I went to see Where the Wild Things Are, as the characters growled at each other I leaned over and said they remind me of wookies. He asked me if I was speaking American again, and if possibly I could translate into his language. "Chewbacca?" I said. Nothing.Hes never seen the ...
  5 days ago

• Process Report: Needs Improvement

  
  Decoybetty — Authority: 422
  A while ago I wrote about the steps in the Learning New Things Process. In case youre curious I am oscillating between steps 2, 3, and 4. Which could explain why I havent slept well all week, why I cried myself to sleep on Thursday night. And why when on Thursday, I attended a seminar on how immigration policy is ...
  1 week ago

• I have needs people, pie needs.

  
  Decoybetty — Authority: 422
  Hey, its thanksgiving in Australia! Happy Thanksgiving! Of course they dont celebrate thanksgiving. So when I suddenly decided yesterday that I needed to make a pumpkin pie or my life was not going to be complete and went booking it down to the grocery store to find some canned pumpkin...well, they didnt have any AND ...
  1 week ago

• No, no Thank YOU!

  
  Decoybetty — Authority: 422
  Scrap means left over, fragments, discarded material. Many times truth and honesty are discarded material, considered fragments and left over. People like us need to tell it like it is, and let the scraps fall where they will.Jill from Jillie Side Up awarded me with the Honest Scrap award. Thank you so much, ...
  2 weeks ago

• Ill hate you both thank you very much

  
  Decoybetty — Authority: 422
  So, today I sat behind this kid and his shirt read "dont hate the player hate the game" which is a common enough saying, I suppose. And I was filled with hate. Maybe its where I was (taking an English test) or maybe it was just because I was tired (from waking up at the crack of dawn to take said English test). But ...
  2 weeks ago

• Do you speaka my language? No? Fosters: Australian for beer? Nothing? Ok.

  
  Decoybetty — Authority: 422
  Inspector Climate found my blog. And by found my blog, I mean that I used his computer to update it a couple of weeks ago (it is NaBloPoMo after all), and I didnt clear the history...This has been his response:"How I squeeze toothpaste, really?""Five times? Five? I thought it was over..." (whoops! - I said I was ...
  3 weeks ago

• These types of things are rarely funny...let ye be warned.

  
  Decoybetty — Authority: 422
  So, I was looking through my keyword searches, did I just hear a collective groan of boredom?And amongst the normal ones for schnitzel and shiznit there was this, "vampire do not wear polka dots lesson plans."I am fine with the first part, I didnt know it was a rule or anything, but if vampires, as a monster, dont ...
  4 weeks ago

• The Witchy Lady

  
  Decoybetty — Authority: 422
  Im a good student. And I dont mean that in a "I get good grades and you should bow to my smarts" kind of way. I mean it in that when I have questions I ask. When I dont understand something I find the teacher during office hours until I get it. I do the readings. I turn things on time. I like learning. In fact, ...
  5 weeks ago

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