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Fack, how many times am I going to forget to charge my batteries and only realize it after I've already faced the mind-melting terror of approaching a cute boy. Lucky for you, I am extremely good at art. So I was able to recreate the boy I missed exactly.

US Magazine is reporting that Jessica is binge drinking to deal with the pain of seeing John Mayer with Jennifer Aniston. They said she drank for four hours on May 10 and had to call her mom for a ride home. Huh? Drinking for four hours and calling for a ride home is binge drinking!? Since when!? If that’s the case, I binge drank all day with my grandma, mom and aunt on Mother’s Day.