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Joke Of The Day
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Wild West Fort Apache is about to be attacked. The wily old General, standing by the forts main gate, sends for his trusty Indian Scout. "You must use all your years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here." The trusty Indian Scout laid down near the main gate and put his ear to the ...22 hours ago -
Word Translation - What Women Are Really Saying
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Joke of the Day NINE WORDS AND PHRASES WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to ...1 day ago -
Blonde Joke Of The Day
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A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, "Why did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?" The blond answers in a very weak voice, "We ...1 day ago -
Joke Of The Day
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly ...3 days ago -
Joke Of The Day
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John and Helen met while on vacation on the Gold Coast, and John fell head over heel in love with her. But after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc. he was convinced that it was true love. And so.....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them ...4 days ago -
Joke Of The Day
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of America one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the ...5 days ago -
Joke Of The Day
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Q: Why dont blind people skydive? A: It scares the hell out of the dog.6 days ago -
Joke Of The Day
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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the preacher of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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Two American Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the American Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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Its late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldnt tell what the winter was going to be like. ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!1 week ago -
SNP Candidate David Kerr introduces Birthplace Flipping
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There is a byelection going on in the Glasgow North East Constituency which used to be occupied by Michael Martin, the thoroughly discredited former Speaker of the House of Commons ( and what the hell is Martin doing in the House of Lords? ), and the SNP Candidate David Kerr is making heavy weather of it. ...1 week ago -
Baby Talk.
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Mum’s old friend came visiting yesterday. As usual, little niece a.k.a Chao Chao was shy (or just refused!) to address her as aunty.When the lady was away, I asked her, ‘Who is that?’ （那个是谁啊？）Niece, ‘Aunty uh…’ （那个是aunty啊。。。）Me, ‘Did you call her aunty?’ ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees T-shirt. The man ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. ...1 week ago -
Gore, Clinton and Obama in Heaven
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From an e-mail that’s been circulating recently, the Joke of the Day: Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven. God addresses Gore first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Gore replies: “Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day: The Bride
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A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding. "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?" The bride-to-be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." ...2 weeks ago -
Joke Of The Day
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each day. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we dont have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, ...2 weeks ago -
Joke Of The Day: Halloween Jokes
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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite... What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy... How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray... What do you get when you ...2 weeks ago
