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Joke Of The Day
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A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the womans head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the same effect as a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the course of the years, ...5 hours ago -
Joke Of The Day
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What do you get when you got one green ball in one hand and another green ball in the other? Kermit the Frogs undivided attention.1 day ago -
Joke Of The Day
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An American, a Brit, and a Russian all died and went to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. The Russian asked to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, ...2 days ago -
Joke Of The Day
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Barack Obama was looking for a girl. He found three girls in a local fast food restaurant, a blond, a brunette and a redhead. To the blond he said, I am the President of the United States. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you? She replied, $200. To the brunette he said, I am the President of the ...3 days ago -
Captain Crabs Bad Joke of the Day
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Ole asks Sven, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off der boats?" To which Sven replies,"Well, you know, if they fell forwards theyd still be in der fuckin boat!"4 days ago -
Joke Of The Day
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In Washington, D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nations capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see President Obama and Speaker Pelosi before I die", whispered the priest. "Ill see ...4 days ago -
Joke Of The Day: Terrorist Alert
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Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Fortunately, six of the seven have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Behind-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the ...5 days ago -
Joke Of The Day
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John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last. Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John ...6 days ago -
Joke Of The Day
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what theyd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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First-year students at Texas A&M; Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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A man is seeking to join the Police force in a small Texas town. The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a 9mm across the desk, he says: "Take this gun and go out and shoot six ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. How are three people going to travel on only one ticket? asked one of the lawyers. Watch and youll see, answers one of the engineers. ...1 week ago -
Joke Of The Day
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats ...2 weeks ago -
Joke Of The Day
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A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of the toilet. But each time he looked up the illuminated sign proclaimed that it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he use the planes new prototype womens toilet. But he mustnt press any of the buttons inside. They were labelled WW,WA,PP ...2 weeks ago -
Joke Of The Day
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In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. Theres no easy way to say this, so Ill just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year. Visibly shaken, ...2 weeks ago -
Mile High Joke Of The Day: “Parking Enforcement”
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I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking... © 2009 MileHighTopSites.com/5280edge All Rights Reserved.2 weeks ago -
Joke Of The Day
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An engineer, of the BMW Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since youve been such a good man and your vehicles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven". The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out ...2 weeks ago
