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• A Woman’s Darker Side

  
  Funny Things To Email & Forward — Authority: 107
  A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband [...]
  1 week ago

• Funny Marriage Quotes

  
  Blogoncherry — Authority: 447
  Want to have a good laugh? Read some of these marriage quotes:“When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”Sacha Guitry“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.”Ambrose Bierce“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”Groucho Marx“Some people ...
  1 week ago

• Missing : Wife And Motorcycle

  
  Laugh IT Out — Authority: 132
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  1 week ago

• Joke of the Day – Issue #58

  
  fracas — Authority: 424
  It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.     He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand ...
  3 weeks ago

• Joke of the Day – Issue #54

  
  fracas — Authority: 424
  A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When ...
  3 weeks ago

• Calling Home

  
  Funny Things To Email & Forward — Authority: 107
  This joke was submitted by one of our readers.  Thanks Gene.A man calls home and maid answers. ‘Let me speak to my wife.’‘Well Sir, she is busy.’He says, ‘I’m busy too, put her on’.Maid replies. ‘I’m sorry sir; she can’t come to the phone.’The man says ‘Look, is your job important to ...
  3 weeks ago

• Joke of the Day – Issue #52

  
  fracas — Authority: 424
  A couple was invited to a swanky masked Hallowe’en Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So ...
  4 weeks ago

• What Car Do You Want In Heaven ?

  
  Laugh IT Out — Authority: 132
  Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because youre here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions.Make sure you tell the truth because if you dont, well have to ask you to visit the beast ...
  6 weeks ago

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