8 posts tagged mars monkeys

Sea Monkeys On Mars May 14th, 2008 Sea Monkeys have been everywhere. They’ve lived in the streets of the city; they’ve had fun at the beach on surf boards; they’ve even taken to the stars and visited the moon. If it’s within sight of the Earth then a Sea Monkey has been there.

Like the unveiling of a spanking new fortune 500 company product, I give you the newest in independent crafting technology, the new and improved collection of Mars Sock Monkeys for the Spring of 2008! Seattle/London raised Mars Sock Monkeys pictured from L to R: Stella, Frankie, Sheena and Lulu.

I’m a huge proponent of life outside of our planet. I do really believe the chances are very high for life, perhaps even intelligent life. What I lack however, is concrete proof of this. Until, perhaps, now.

I try not to swing at the easy ones, but the BBC story “Russia tests monkeys for Mars trip” pretty much wrote Diesel Sweeties #1992 for me. Poor Sputnik. Back to story points tomorrow!

Forget about the Constellation missions to Mars, because the first Earthlings set to arrive to the Red Planet may be monkeys: macaques from the Sochi Institute of Medical Primatology, who may get back as fully grown primate overlords, or just prove that humans would be able to resist the 17-month

Forget about the Constellation missions to Mars, because the first Earthlings set to arrive to the Red Planet may be monkeys: macaques from the Sochi Institute of Medical Primatology, who may get back as fully grown primate overlords, or just prove that humans would be able to resist the 17-month

They won't utter Yuri Gagarin's famous phrase "Let's go!" But the monkeys of Sochi have already proven their worth as trailblazers in space - and now they are being groomed for a trip to Mars. The macaques will be the first to experience the radiation that poses a big risk to astronauts - or Russian cosmonauts - on any flight to the Red Planet.

Guys are weird.  Period.  They amuse themselves in ways us girls would never think of.  Fun, for them, consists of creating unique ways to injure themselves and acting like drunken monkeys.  On the other hand, GIRLS prefer conversing logically and laughing at guys stupid antics.